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I thought your sig said "eat ass" it just fit more with you.

neither did your mom, last night

All GOONS war targets are Umbrella, please learn to read, we have declared war on the SCUM OF UMBRELLA

the feeling isn't mutual, I think you are just a fucktard

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Awww you are sooooo cute, puffing up like you can hang with the big boys. Please go back to your sandbox and play pretend like a good little boy.

baby's first curse words, how cute! Sit down son, before you get hurt

How about shut up

The GOON ORDER OF NEUTRAL SHOVING hereby declares its revival and as it's first act the GOON ORDER OF NEUTRAL SHOVING would like to give the utmost respect and thanks to the members of Umbrella, who have not only taken GOONS under their wing and helped us go from tiny man children to larger slightly more obese man children, letting us suckle on the tit that is Umbrella's sweet DONG. Over the years GOONS have taken DONG after DONG from Umbrella and with each DONG another GOONS spread open (their arms) and took that DONG into it, and we were happy and content. To properly thank Umbrella for this the GOON ORDER OF NEUTRAL SHOVING declares war on Umbrella.

Thread title: It's going to be a long winter Whats cooking in your house NPO? Looks like it's time for GOONS to get ready for the long winter GOONS Declares war on NPO in defense of TOP, Signed, GOONS Mgmt

Way to rush that one.

just pretend I am yelling at someone on the other side, and go with it

No you are, you are wanting to not have to deal with AA's that cant chain on you, but you are also wanting to be atliberty to attack anyone on the other wide without chaning into it with a treaty, you can have your cake and eat mine to. get with your friends and decide if an attack on one is an attack on all or not.

holy shit, I agree with D34th, my life is now over.

This whole post stinks of WHAAA WHAAA we dont want to fight people we didnt strategicaly choose to fight. answer me, is it an attack on one an attack on all, or does that only apply when you want it to, someone from equilibrium explain it to me. you can just make a bubble of no rules around you and expect everyone else to follow the rules you ignore.

"an attack on one is an attack on all! but the other side cant use that, we called it, it's ours. " stop it, when we declare war on one AA isn't it a declaration on all of equilibrium. get your stories straight. it goes BOTH WAYS guys, just because we don't call all of you out in the DOW doesn't mean you guys get to pick and choose who declares on all and who only declares on you. it took all my power to not use more colorful language in describing this dumb post.

I know its not a 1000 word essay about gay lumberjacks but here

This is the same rehtoric that you all spout every time. and here we are also old goons and new goons, we are different and we are the same, we are under a different leader ship, but we come from the same place, we arent born from cybernations we are born from stong neckbearded lumberjacks who throw us to the wild were we learn to live off the land and learn no manners or self control. we are gluttons for tears, and punishment, you hit us, we hit you harder and ask for another, why becasue fuck you thats why.

Fun fact. Supercoolyellow has no idea when to shut up. I can't wait for all the fun counters, lets see if we can beat our record, shoot for the stars guys, shoot for the stars.

[quote name='cookavich' timestamp='1339735285' post='2984390'] The first war I ever fought was "UjP". I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the war, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I fought in NoCB next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these wars left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these wars gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture. Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more IRC chat programs, fighting in tons of wars. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with different IRC logs. I had a library of just about every line uttered on coldfront. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Karma, but that was only for a moment. Eventually, I stopped wreading the logs I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and use them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking game design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of a CN style website in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a data center and saw real life webpages ending in .asp. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract. A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first fought UjP, when I had fought noCB. My obsession took a new direction. I bought several GGA thongs from online retailers. Cafepress was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the thongs. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me. Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the thongs I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the thongs around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various thongs I purchased. I got a matching NPO flag. I would pretend I was getting ready for Karma. Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession. I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move. Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them. I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed. I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first CN war, UjP. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could hear the Cruise Missile sounds from all of my past wars. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty GGA thong. She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in OWF; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my Cybernations wars I had seen the seemingly normal alliance leaders, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy. I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the GGA thong, Anarchy, nukes, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The cybernations reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone. SO yeah I like war. [/quote] I think i speak for everyone when I say [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465[/img]

[quote name='Dr William Westcher' timestamp='1334638335' post='2954696'] I don't even know what to say about this. I wish I was surprised? I actually think that there is no reply to try and argue that... is there? Is Smurthwaite a liar too? Damn. [/quote] literally 2 posts above yours is a direct reply, that makes him out to be a liar.

[quote name='death from above 82' timestamp='1334368685' post='2952686'] no the point i was trying to make is that you raided a FOK and NG tech seller. That is it period. Why would you do that? oops [/quote] Because we raid unaligned nations, if NG or FOK would have said, hey, knock it off, we would have had no issues backing off the target, they didn't as so we didn't back off. people who deal with the unaligned know the risks. get over it.

[quote name='MitchellBade' timestamp='1334367675' post='2952679'] I see your dog mustache, and raise you an ice cream pooping taco. Your move. [img]http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/najix-the-ice-cream-crapping-taco.jpg[/img] [/quote] this hamburger is a turtle [img]http://joysofinfertility.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/turtle-hamburger.jpg[/img] check and mate.

[quote name='MitchellBade' timestamp='1334367406' post='2952676'] What if I need those soldiers to guard my precious cash and tech reserves? [/quote] this dog has a mustache your argument is invalid. [img]http://i.imgur.com/gGKuE.jpg?1[/img]

the argument as to why NG and FOK didn't have to pay reps is because we don't mind our targets getting tech money at all, we don't discourage them getting more money to steal/buy our tech with. we have an issue with them claiming it was a tech deal when the deals were for 3m/50t/2000s and with the note war aids or something. that doesn't scream tech deal. this dog has a mustache your argument is invalid. [img]http://i.imgur.com/gGKuE.jpg?1[/img]