chewy milk Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Haha. Oh you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='Steve Buscemi' timestamp='1322718991' post='2857840'] Congrats Fark! I'm surprised you could hold elections with how busy you've been backpedaling. [/quote] [url="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/backpedal"]The Free Dictionary[/url] defines backpedaling as, "To retreat or withdraw from a position or attitude." Can you please share this supposed instance in which we've backpedaled in the month of November (keeping in mind to not lie to me, I was on Council during November)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Yeah I don't think it's backpedaling either. Just contemplating about entering, for several weeks and then deciding to join when the war is over. Close right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Screw errections, the real question is PIRATE, NINJA or COWBOY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy milk Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 I think I can address that. I was in gov in october and I made it a point to bicycle into work backwards. Theres this hot dog stand vendor outside that I've been trying to impress and I didnt really have any other ideas. Normally I'd just go talk to her, maybe buy a hotdog. But she's different. I dont know what it is but I just freeze up. Anyway I was hoping she'd seeme pedaling backwards and she'd strike up a conversation. I did that all month without any response. In hindsight, if i saw someone doing that once or twice i'd be like hey thats pretty cool, but if that same guy did it every day on his commute to and from work i'd probably just say oh thats just bob, doin his morning thing. I should have changed my game up. Course, i didn't realize that at the time. I was smitten. You dont think things through in those situations. Anyway I eventually my time in gov ran up, but the damage, as I can now see, was done. Everyone assumes its just fark, doin our thing. So sorry guys. Oh and as it turns out that hot dog vendor's family was killed in a horrible backwards pedaling bicycle accident so thats why she didnt really respond to my courtship techniques. It was tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) [quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1322726670' post='2858019'] Yeah I don't think it's backpedaling either. Just contemplating about entering, for several weeks and then deciding to join when the war is over. Close right? [/quote] Nope. Contemplating means we didn't take a definite position; and then deciding to enter when the war is over, well, that just speaks for itself. We cannot enter a war that no longer is ongoing. Regardless, I don't remember that decision being made. Edited December 1, 2011 by fireguy15207 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='chewy milk' timestamp='1322726929' post='2858024'] I think I can address that. I was in gov in october and I made it a point to bicycle into work backwards. Theres this hot dog stand vendor outside that I've been trying to impress and I didnt really have any other ideas. Normally I'd just go talk to her, maybe buy a hotdog. But she's different. I dont know what it is but I just freeze up. Anyway I was hoping she'd seeme pedaling backwards and she'd strike up a conversation. I did that all month without any response. In hindsight, if i saw someone doing that once or twice i'd be like hey thats pretty cool, but if that same guy did it every day on his commute to and from work i'd probably just say oh thats just bob, doin his morning thing. I should have changed my game up. Course, i didn't realize that at the time. I was smitten. You dont think things through in those situations. Anyway I eventually my time in gov ran up, but the damage, as I can now see, was done. Everyone assumes its just fark, doin our thing. So sorry guys. Oh and as it turns out that hot dog vendor's family was killed in a horrible backwards pedaling bicycle accident so thats why she didnt really respond to my courtship techniques. It was tragic. [/quote] Truly a sad story........ Congrats to the elected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy milk Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 I know, right? I really wanted to bang her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Congrats fellas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1322726737' post='2858020'] Screw errections, the real question is PIRATE, NINJA or COWBOY? [/quote] Hey, hey [i]haters[/i] gonna [b]hate[/b]. [img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/314/2/d/AWESOME_CAKE_by_vN1337.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spleen63 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 MR WOBBLES!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Congrats to the elected Farkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Hahahaha! Looks like Fark's government members belong to the [url=http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/]AMI[/url], which has a chapter on Planet Bob. May your fabulous coifs serve you well in your term. [spoiler][ooc]As a former Mall of America security officer, I feel a duty to inform you that MoA security train more than some police departments. Additionally, the Bloomington (city) Police Department and the Metropolitan Transit Police (bus and tram) have stations at the mall, so not all police there are "police"[/ooc][/spoiler] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Congratulations on your council, but don't worry about your ODP partner burning over a fairly lousy CB. I mean, nbd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='fireguy15207' timestamp='1322727637' post='2858035'] Nope. Contemplating means we didn't take a definite position; and then deciding to enter when the war is over, well, that just speaks for itself. We cannot enter a war that no longer is ongoing. Regardless, I don't remember that decision being made. [/quote] Hello. I do. You took so long deciding whether or not to protect your allies that when you actually decided not to come to our (your allies) aid, the war was as good as over. Hence your 2 day involvement in it. Now we have talked it out with parts of the former and the new gov, so it has been cleared up but you did pretty much screwed over multiple allies in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Tehre's only one way to describe this announcement: epic...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='Stormsend' timestamp='1322718702' post='2857798'] Couldn't refrain from having "erection" in there, could you? [/quote] It's in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url].[color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] It's how we do it. Also in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url]: "Lighten up Frances."[color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] As for our new gov, good luck, because as usual, we're doomed. [img]http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/fark.png[/img] [color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] Article 6 [color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] Article 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='RavingMainyYak' timestamp='1322754102' post='2858208'] It's in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url].[color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] It's how we do it. Also in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url]: "Lighten up Frances."[color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] As for our new gov, good luck, because as usual, we're doomed. [img]http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/fark.png[/img] [color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] Article 6 [color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] Article 10 [/quote] [img]http://fayinc.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/citation-needed-wikipedia-819731_500_271.jpg[/img] ...oh wait. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Lightyear Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1322718773' post='2857807'] At least it's not a "declaration" "announcement" etc. [/quote] sadly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 [quote name='chewy milk' timestamp='1322728887' post='2858050'] I know, right? I really wanted to bang her [/quote] Was she that hot? Did you explain to her that you were only trying to impress her? The story can't end like this!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy milk Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Unfortunately the next time I went out there, I found out that she had been transferred to a hot dog stand in arizona. I missed my chance. Thats the problem with life. It doesnt always end with a nice pretty bow like in the movies... /me sighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 [quote name='RavingMainyYak' timestamp='1322754102' post='2858208'] It's in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url].[color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] It's how we do it. Also in our [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Farkistan"]Charter[/url]: "Lighten up Frances."[color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] As for our new gov, good luck, because as usual, we're doomed. [img]http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/fark.png[/img] [color="#FF0000"][sup]1[/sup][/color] Article 6 [color="#FF0000"][sup]2[/sup][/color] Article 10 [/quote] Just because you can trace a terrible joke to its roots doesn't make it less terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaromayo Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Meh, more than half our jokes are terrible, but Fark isn't completely based on 5 year old internet memes. Most of the jokes we make are of our own creation. They're organic, juvenile, mostly stupid, and rarely funny except in the "you should have been there" way. That's our culture, and it's pretty super. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Happy late Movember! [spoiler][IMG]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee104/mtrinite/Movember.jpg[/IMG] I approve of your erections.[/spoiler] Edited December 2, 2011 by Trinite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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