Jorost Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 As some of you might have already heard, in recent days there has been a change of power in Invicta. With the senior leadership busy with the details of the transition, they have been unavailable for public comment and, as a result, many wild stories have started to circulate. So before I introduce our new leader, let me take a moment to lay some of these stories to rest: Rotty, our erstwhile president, is neither dead nor in a coma being maintained by life support. Please be assured that his life functions continue to operate as they always have, which is to say adequately. A man of his physical health and fitness could easily expect to live to see 45. Rotty was not removed from power for abusive drunkenness, nor was there anything resembling a "coup." Those are scurrilous rumors being circulated by enemies with a hidden agenda. Do not give them any credence. President Gunn, aka Nascar, has not undergone a sex change. He remains a woman trapped in an incredibly effeminate man's body. Rumors of my descent into addiction and mental illness are highly exaggerated. On most days I am alert and aware for at least six hours. With that out of the way, I would like to turn to one of my more pleasant duties as Lord Protector of Invicta, and that is the naming of a new President of Invicta. As is our tradition, this is largely a formality, wherein the outgoing president names his successor and I give my rubber stamp. But never have I been so pleased to break out that rubber stamp. Invicta's new president is a longtime member, leader, social presence, and my good personal friend. Some know him as the Beard, to others he is King Biscuit of Ovencia, but to one and all he shall henceforth be known as the President of Invicta. May his his term be a long and glorious one! As is our tradition (by which I mean I just invented it), the new president will be serving cookies and sweetmeats in Invicta's public reception hall. Don't be afraid to bug him about it. /s/ Jorost of the Invicta Crownlands, Lord Protector of Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Also I'm back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 So there was a coup. Got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 congratulations, and glad to see chax back in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Master Hakai said: So there was a coup. Got it! Yes, and it was quite bloody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I support this message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Seriously didn't know Invicta was still a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 (edited) Wait so who's the new guy? Edited October 30, 2016 by Zygon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Whimsical Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 18 hours ago, Ernesto Che Guevara said: Also I'm back. mistake lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotty Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Dang takeovers, always a bloody mess. King Biscuit o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 On 10/29/2016 at 10:47 PM, Mogar said: congratulations, and glad to see chax back in action. Glad you're still around Mogar On 10/30/2016 at 4:14 PM, Emperor Whimsical said: mistake lol My life is a series of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Ernesto Che Guevara said: Glad you're still around Mogar That makes one of us anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 On 10/30/2016 at 0:15 AM, Ernesto Che Guevara said: Also I'm back. this !@#$@#$ guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 But will biscuits be served? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Gibsonator21 said: this !@#$@#$ guy I could say the same about you <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex0827a Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, Dre4mwe4ver said: But will biscuits be served? Serious question that needs to be answered! #rollthebiscuitsrollinvicta Edited November 1, 2016 by Alex0827a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, Alex0827a said: Serious question that needs to be answered! #rollthebiscuitsrollinvicta They better be some good biscuits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 On October 30, 2016 at 0:15 AM, Ernesto Che Guevara said: Also I'm back. But why tho. ilu and I missed u long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodFCS Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Nom nom nom! All hail the cracker king! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Congratulations! Nascar, I will have my revenge. You know what I'm talking about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermion Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 o/ King of Biscuits Where's the milk thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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