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Jorost

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About Jorost

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  • Birthday May 23

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    Massachusetts, USA

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  • Nation Name
    Invicta Crownlands
  • Alliance Name
    Invicta
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    Iron
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    Lead

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  1. As some of you might have already heard, in recent days there has been a change of power in Invicta. With the senior leadership busy with the details of the transition, they have been unavailable for public comment and, as a result, many wild stories have started to circulate. So before I introduce our new leader, let me take a moment to lay some of these stories to rest: Rotty, our erstwhile president, is neither dead nor in a coma being maintained by life support. Please be assured that his life functions continue to operate as they always have, which is to say adequately. A man
  2. No, see, this is where I was afraid people might get confused. It's not entirely clear, but in fact we are moving to Orange. I mean Purple. Purple.
  3. Really? Nothing on the picture, Haf? Good to "see" you, by the way.
  4. Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you there’s something else… The World of Bob. Invicta was born into this world nearly a decade ago as a Purple alliance. Now, after a long sojourn on Red, Invicta is coming home. Now for the official stuff: Acting in my capacity as Lord Protector of Invicta, and with the advice and consent of my Government, led by our esteemed President Kiwi, I do hereby and forthwith declare Invicta to be a Purple
  5. This. Also, evidently you're not supposed to use all caps in topic titles. My bad. :(
  6. Back in the Summer of 2012... ...when Dierks Bentley bestrode the Earth like a colossus and the NSA only spied on other countries, a few of us over at Invicta had a crazy idea. Why not start a fake internet radio show, something like Bootleg Radio, only with less talent and professionalism? And boy, did we! Jorost & Friends debuted on June 1st, 2012, and with our powerful 100,000-watt pretend transmitter, we beamed our signal out to literally tens of homes around the world. I hosted, which since the show was named Jorost & Friends seemed like the logical choice, joined by a r
  7. FROM THE OFFICE OF THE LORD PROTECTOR May it be known to one and all throughout the World of Bob that the great Invicta alliance turns seven years old today! In recognition of this auspicious occassion, it has been Our great pleasure to declare seven days of feasting and rejoicing in the Great Hall of Invicta, and while as Head of State We cannot condone unruly or inappropriate behavior, We would note that the Master of Revels has been given the next week off. LET THERE BE CAVORTING! We hope that our fellow alliances of all colors and creeds join us for the party! Stop by our forums an
  8. Couple things: I have known Chax (Ernesto Che Guevara) for a long time, and while he is many things -- repressed homosexual, budding serial killer, guy standing on corner ranting -- he is not a liar. He is a scoundrel, but he is an honest scoundrel. That's refreshing. If he says he didn't do it, you can bet your bottom dollar he didn't do it. Second, and this is for Chax, you are not going to resign from the game. Put that idea right out of your head. I could use the implant I had placed in your head as part of the terms of your being on [i]Jorost & Friends[/i], but I don't need t
  9. [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][size=6][b]Official Announcement From the Office of the Lord Protector[/b][/size][/font] Many of you may remember Dawny of New Dawnland, legendary Founder and first President of Invicta. Although she has not led our alliance for many years, and has had only a minimal presence on our shores for quite some time, still she looms large in our history, our culture, and yes, e'en the very soul of our Alliance. It is therefore my great pleasure to announce her impending nuptuals. We ask her old friends to join us in wishing her a long and happy life with her husba
  10. I hope you don't think that his exalted status means I'm going to be any nicer to Sardonic the next time he's on the show, do you? Because I'm not.
  11. I only got to talk to Jack once or twice, but he seemed like a good guy. Invicta sends our condolences to his family and friends, both online and off. [img]http://kpbs.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2012/07/03/5354354869_87c52595f0_b_tx700.jpg?8e0a8887e886a6ff6e13ee030987b3616fc57cd3[/img]
  12. We should just merge the shows. "Bootleg, featuring Jorost & Friends."
  13. [quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1342311114' post='3010290'] You shouldn't just done the show with Bootleg [/quote] Yeah I didn't know that. Usually we're Fridays but there was a scheduling issue this week so we moved it. But I wouldn'a done it on the same day. I don't want to follow you guys.
  14. I sent an email to Admin on Friday inviting him on. I'd love to talk CN history with him! Also I feel like if I got to know him maybe we'd be friends and then I could get him to delete nations I don't like. Don't judge me. ANY ONE OF US would think it!
  15. [url=http://www.jorost.com/radio/][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/GfoEA.png[/img][/center][/url] Hello OWF! I'm here posting not in my capacity as figurehead of Invicta, but as host of our fake radio show, [i]Jorost & Friends[/i]. Think of us as a kind of ghetto [i]Bootleg[/i] written, produced, and hosted by people with the mentality of middle schoolers (and in some cases actual middle schoolers), and you have the right idea. We talk about CN and other topics, interview guests (both CN-related and otherwise), play music, make inappropriate jokes, and insult one another's mothers and
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