FARK IS RIGGING THEIR ELECTIONS

[Kevin McDonald]

This thread makes me wonder why GOD can't have our own rigged elections.

Xiph

[Axolotlia]

I like how the topic for that channel is "Keep your eyes open for a valid GO CB. I hate those guys"

[R3nowned]

[quote name='Axolotlia' timestamp='1293615510' post='2557196']
I like how the topic for that channel is "Keep your eyes open for a valid GO CB. I hate those guys"
[/quote]
Exactly my thoughts. I'd have thought that would be more concerning than Fark rigging their erections.

[EViL0nE]

Xiph! We, the members of GOD, demand that you allow us to vote in a rigged election! Democrapy FTW! (typo intentional)

[Stefano Palmieri]

Why would this mean anything to anyone that isn't in Fark?

[Locke]

Okay people, this (assuming it's legitimacy and the small likelihood it's not a joke) is not relevant outside of Fark. We get it, no need to repeat it ad nauseam.

[greenacres]

Even assuming this is true, what does it matter? Alliances can do whatever they want within their own walls, and if FARK wants to try the dictatorship thing, then so be it, good for them. Dictatorships on planet bob tend to work out really well, in all honesty.

[Biff Webster]

Thanks. Now we can look forward to bad "your erections are rigged" jokes from fifteen posters next erection announcement.

Also, why would this affect anyone outside of Fark?

[GearHead]

Cool story bro.

[Kim Jaym Il]

Darn you Fark and your rigid erections!

[King Louis the II]

[quote name='Jaymjaym' timestamp='1293638075' post='2557345']
Darn you Fark and your rigid erections!
[/quote]


Exaclty what I thought.. An "erection" is supposed to be "rigid"

P.S. Pun intended.

[Ayreonaut]

The poll system on Fark's forums doesn't work like that. And as amusing as that forged message is, there's so much wrong with it I don't know where to start.

/former Walken
//the bacon hoarding is true though

[Baltus]

I thought everyone rigged elections. Fark, I am disappoint.

[Aurion]

[quote name='EViL0nE' timestamp='1293630473' post='2557277']
Xiph! We, the members of GOD, demand that you allow us to vote in a rigged election![/quote]

Speak for yourself.

[EViL0nE]

[quote name='Aurion' timestamp='1293643946' post='2557417']
Speak for yourself.
[/quote]
Your response is rigged and thus invalid.

[Vol Navy]

Actually it does potentially effect FARK's treaty partners as well as FARK.

[caligula]

anyone read the topic title. I lol'd

[EViL0nE]

[quote name='Vol Navy' timestamp='1293648897' post='2557487']
Actually it does potentially effect FARK's treaty partners as well as FARK.
[/quote]
After this was posted, Fark created a poll in our embassy asking if we thought we should cancel on them because of this. The "No"s won by 832 votes.

[Warden]

If those logs aren't fake I'd be shocked, if someone were going to talk about this then they would talk about this in a query not in a freaking channel where people can log it. Rule number 1 when you're wanting to do something like that is talk in a query not in a channel unless it's secure.

Next time you want to accuse an alliance falsely please do it with some more convincing lies than what you have here.

[Squid33]

[quote name='Ayreonaut' timestamp='1293639987' post='2557357']

//the bacon hoarding is true though

[/quote]

Dear God, not the bacon!

[eirland]

Jesus people. Yes, I posted this in Farkistan. But you don't see that thread anywhere, do you? Within 4 minutes of posting it, my account and post were deleted. I kept getting banned from their pub chan. If this is the only way to tell the Farkers what their government is doing, then so be it.

This is relevant to more than just Fark. If they have a corrupt government, alliances might want to start reconsidering their treaties.

Ayre, if that's not possible, then why are the results hidden in the vote, just like it claims in the !@#$%*? You can lie all you want, but the truth is easy to see.

!@#$%* = a site in which people can dump their pasted conversations, much like putting papers in a bin.

Edited December 29, 2010 by eirland

[Warden]

[quote name='eirland' timestamp='1293650397' post='2557513']
Jesus people. Yes, I posted this in Farkistan. But you don't see that thread anywhere, do you? Within 4 minutes of posting it, my account and post were deleted. I kept getting banned from their pub chan. If this is the only way to tell the Farkers what their government is doing, then so be it.

This is relevant to more than just Fark. If they have a corrupt government, alliances might want to start reconsidering their treaties.

Ayre, if that's not possible, then why are the results hidden in the vote, just like it claims in the !@#$%*? You can lie all you want, but the truth is easy to see.

!@#$%* = a site in which people can dump their pasted conversations, much like putting papers in a bin.
[/quote]

I think we all know what the bin of paste is Eirland. A majority of the time though the logs are either fake or extremely doctored up to show something completely different than what was originally posted. So unless you're a highly respected CN player any logs you post that say something bad about an alliance will be seen with a lot of suspicion. Think before you post Eirland, accusations like this can be a CB...

Edited December 29, 2010 by Warden

[Chief Savage Man]

Fark you need to teach me how to fake erections. That's quite a useful talent, especially when your standards are as low as mine.

[Karl Peters]

Wow some really crappy fake logs. First off when you do fake logs at least put some names in and make it presentable. Good job on making yourself look like an idiot.

[xoindotnler]

Reminds me last time FARK did something like this to announce there new government.