nutkase Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Does UOKMB have a public IRC channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283783280' post='2443777'] it's still pretty much too early for any GOONS to be awake [/quote] That must either mean that they are really cool LA dudes or that they are smelly tramps who don't get out of their sweaty pit before noon. I wonder which it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='nutkase' timestamp='1283783605' post='2443782'] Does UOKMB have a public IRC channel? [/quote] No, but we do have a pubic STD funnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='nutkase' timestamp='1283782576' post='2443768'] On the definition of a Alliance, UOKMB fits it. They are a group of nations unified for a common cause, just like any other alliance. Just because the cause is different to the norm does not make it not so. Also just because it states in your alliance charter that only certain number of people can be classified as a alliance, do not try to portray that as the norm and justify the reasoning of some actions. Though from now on I would say for both sides to stop posturing and bickering and fight it out with some dignity. [/quote] You have your definition of an alliance and we have ours. If you disagree my answer is the same as always: do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283783806' post='2443787'] You have your definition of an alliance and we have ours. If you disagree my answer is the same as always: do something about it. [/quote] Are you fit then? We could hook up, talk about sex and cybernations, what a cracking first date we could have. Of course, i'd then ride you home like seabiscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Thekirbyfake... I know you from somewhere. Where the heck was it... Honestly, this looks like a lot of fun. GOONs get some people to fight, UKMSOFNJDJ whatever it is gets to carry out some fun against people who like it. Win-win, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='thewave' timestamp='1283784041' post='2443792'] Are you fit then? We could hook up, talk about sex and cybernations, what a cracking first date we could have. Of course, i'd then ride you home like seabiscuit. [/quote] That's kind of funny. You should join GOONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewave Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283784393' post='2443802'] That's kind of funny. You should join GOONS. [/quote] I couldn't possibly do that, we've got 'history' between us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valtamdraugr Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='thewave' timestamp='1283780060' post='2443734'] Anyway, far too many of you have beards and glasses and need to get out more, thank god I didn't find this forum earlier. [/quote] I am a half-blind Viking who needs to get out more.... spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Less flirty flirty, more fighty fighty O/T "beefspari" sounds like an Italian's description of two men swordfighting with their erect members. Just an observation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavii Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1283780075' post='2443735'] My mistake, i mixed things up after you mentioned 12 as the size limit used by Umbrella to define an alliance. Nevertheless, i am debating this as a matter of principle. During an alliance war sanctions should not be used in the first place and to request sanctions when the numbers are clearly stacked in GOONS favour is downright ridiculous. Edit: Note that i still define this as an alliance war and not a bunch of rogues. [/quote] A mistake is a mistake, that's fine. However, you already said you a 1-man alliance is basically just a rogue, where do you draw the line though? If I brought a buddy, would we still be rogues or a 2-man alliance fighting an alliance war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 I'll just leave this here. [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Mayjack. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Jainism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 53 Last Nuke Purchase: 9/2/2010 4:18:53 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 8/26/2010 [b]Total Money: $56,364,333[/b] Technology: 2,092.69 Levels Last Bill Payment: 9/6/2010 2:36:52 AM Trade Partners: None Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 95 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 765 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 90 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: # Corvettes: 1 # Landing Ships: 7 # Battleships: 3 # Cruisers: 2 # Frigates: 6 # Destroyers: 2 # Submarines: 6 # Aircraft Carriers: 6 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/quote] This is the results of their two months of preparation. We should surrender immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt MKII Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Wait who actually are UOKMB?? Take care of them GOONS, Me <3 GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarbles Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 I think the fact that people are tech raiding your "alliance" during an "alliance war" speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Minornut Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Yarbles' timestamp='1283787760' post='2443850'] I think the fact that people are tech raiding your "alliance" during an "alliance war" speaks volumes. [/quote] You think we actually care about the end result? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Yarbles' timestamp='1283787760' post='2443850'] I think the fact that people are tech raiding your "alliance" during an "alliance war" speaks volumes. [/quote] Which reminds me, I subbed out war slots to all our allies. Most of them jumped eagerly. Some even came asking if they could have some slots. I think UOKMB underestimates the degree to which GOONS and our allies would like to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanglerat Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Hi Guys, Sorry I'm late to the chat party. Been kinda busy having fun on CN, warring and all that. The goons have brought this on themselves, really. Their raiding habits made them high profile, and it was a certainity when they nuked one of us. Contrary to percieved opinion, we didn't form our Alliance with the express wish to war on goons. We did form it to have a bit of fun and fight a few wars, but initially, goons were not a target. There was no target at the start. We had a chat about it, and really, goons just seemed to pick themselves due to their history.... I reckon we've out-gooned the goons - treated them as they've treated so many other nations in CN. It's just silly to say we're not an Alliance. We are. But hey, if another 4 or 5 players want to join us to make up the numbers to an arbitary amount to keep people happy, then we'll welcome them. We're not roques, we're scamps. Loveable roques, at worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarbles Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='KingMinornut' timestamp='1283787949' post='2443852'] You think we actually care about the end result? [/quote] Your DOW shows that you're doing your best to be taken seriously. I'm just pointing out that people aren't doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283787681' post='2443846'] I'll just leave this here. [/quote] Ask Valahia how much cash he's got. In fact don't, just send him some aid asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairek Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='KingMinornut' timestamp='1283787949' post='2443852'] You think we actually care about the end result? [/quote] From the way you shed delicious tears about the way we choose to wage war? Yeah, I kinda do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 So it seems by the rapid fall in the quality of conversation here, that the war is not exactly going as planned? tut tut, UOKMB, you need to wash your mouth out with soap boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre27 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Xavii' timestamp='1283787500' post='2443844'] A mistake is a mistake, that's fine. However, you already said you a 1-man alliance is basically just a rogue, where do you draw the line though? If I brought a buddy, would we still be rogues or a 2-man alliance fighting an alliance war? [/quote] A bit more shady that one.Most alliances would still consider that a rogue action. Determining where to draw a line as to what is an alliance is tricky. E.g. the Prism Protection Front (a 1-man alliance) is generally accepted as being an alliance. However many would not consider 5 friends using the same AA tag as being an alliance. UOKMB however has been around for two months with that AA and has internal organisation to some degree. From my point of view that makes them an alliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283788024' post='2443853'] I think UOKMB underestimates the degree to which GOONS and our allies would like to fight. [/quote] 8hrs later and 8 slots are used, one of those from a raider. I think you're underestimating just how many infra huggers you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1283767752' post='2443602'] To be clear, this is a UOKMB war with Goons. You can have my 3m but that's where our association with Nexus ends. [/quote] I find it hilarious that an alliance of rogues don't want to be associated with Nexus. Probably a good move, I wouldn't want to be connected to Methrage either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 [quote name='Xavii' timestamp='1283766159' post='2443580'] I see 8 rouges that will be handled accordingly. Have fun GOONS. [/quote] More sanctions? If so, you should be aware that a fair number of alliances consider an 8 nation alliance a "true" alliance, and not a rogue anything. Have fun explaining it. FYI: I don't think that UOKMB has a snow ball's chance in hell. It's another silly waste of resources going after GOONS in this manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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