Schattenmann Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) [img]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/CoJ/CoJwavesmall.png[/img] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060915171337/cybernations/images/e/ec/Ggaflag8.png[/img] Looking at our pasts, the relationship between this old GOONS and once-and-future GGA ruler Jonathan Brookbank is, well, weird. I was too ignorant to know or care who JB was in my earliest GOONS days, and by the time I started caring, GGA was too busy trying to kill JB for me to dislike him. In August 08, fate would bring we two veterans together in the formation of Vox Populi, and though we have what I must politely describe as "widely varying" views on just about everything, I must say Jonathan Brookbank is a nice guy. I'll tell you one thing about Jonathan Brookbank, he stands where he speaks, and that's more than I could say for most. So it is tonight that we are brought together again, and it's still weird. Pursuant to our conversation of tonight, as Presbyter and sole representative of Justitia on Digiterra I have accepted Jonathan Brookbank's official request in his capacity as Sovereign of the Grand Global Alliance to admit all current members of the now-defunct GGA into the Cult of Justitia. Until such time as all such nations have had ample opportunity to correct their alliance affiliation, the AA Grand Global Alliance (and all other AAs of the GGA) is under the protection of the Cult of Justitia. Signed for the Cult of Justitia: Schattenmann, Presbyter For GGA: Jonathan Brookbank, Sovereign Let Justitia's will be done. Edited April 2, 2010 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 what seriously, what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 How gracious of you Schatt. May the cult continue to prosper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 I'm free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Oliver Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 So... you just like absorbed GGA? /me is scared nao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 This incredibly hilarious and gracious announcement makes me dislike Schattenmann far less then I did previously. o/ CoJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 This is not real and is not condoned nor supported by myself nor the Grand Global Alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Today must be April 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Jonathan Brookbank' date='02 April 2010 - 05:02 AM' timestamp='1270180924' post='2244893'] This is not real and is not condoned nor supported by myself nor the Grand Global Alliance. [/quote] In light of your recent merger with CoJ you are welcome to join VE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='sethb' date='02 April 2010 - 05:03 AM' timestamp='1270180976' post='2244897'] In light of your recent merger with CoJ you are welcome to join VE. [/quote] Ugh, Seth...this is why we can't have nice things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Jonathan Brookbank' date='02 April 2010 - 12:02 AM' timestamp='1270180924' post='2244893'] This is not real and is not condoned nor supported by myself nor the Grand Global Alliance. [/quote] You will please remember that you are a Justitian now, and comport yourself as such. The Forum Presbyteris at the Temple of Justice is the proper place to air any grievance with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Oliver Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 April 2010 - 10:05 PM' timestamp='1270181107' post='2244904'] You will please remember that you are a Justitian now, and comport yourself as such. The Forum Presbyteris at the Temple of Justice is the proper place to air any grievance with me. [/quote] Oh my god... thats a shrine to so much [b]FAIL![/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 JB, you can't be an "indian giver" with a merge. You can't pull out prematurely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Captain Oliver' date='02 April 2010 - 12:07 AM' timestamp='1270181209' post='2244907'] Oh my god... thats a shrine to so much [b]FAIL![/b] [/quote] On the contrary, I felt it necessary given my infallible station in the Cult. I must remain in touch with Justitia, but also with Justitians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Oliver Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 April 2010 - 10:12 PM' timestamp='1270181513' post='2244916'] On the contrary, I felt it necessary given my infallible station in the Cult. I must remain in touch with Justitia, but also with Justitians. [/quote] You don't understand... Schattenmann + GGA = too much fail Its something like a painful mind ray and herpes all at once... make it stop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) I have a 0 fail content and the vast majority of fail that used to be in GGA has left leaving only active, interested GGAers, so the net effect is a more awesome Cult of Justitia. Plus, we are a religious order and as such have no herpes. Edited April 2, 2010 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Oh, but CoJ missionaries, do not forget that enculteration brings with it many STDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Schatt contains no fail. He's like Jesus* and was just born from pure win. *Jesus does my lawn since I'm too busy looking important. He's a good dude, not sure he's all up there if you catch my drift. But, he has no fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Alright, see here, I can't stand for any unwarranted insults of what are now pious Justitians. Win, lose, or draw the GGA has more worth today than most alliances will ever have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Jonathan Brookbank' date='02 April 2010 - 12:02 AM' timestamp='1270180924' post='2244893'] This is not real and is not condoned nor supported by myself nor the Grand Global Alliance. [/quote] This is why we can't have nice things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Oliver Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY"]My Official Response[/url] With so much love for GGA, you must have contracted herpes somewhere along the line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Sargun' date='01 April 2010 - 10:54 PM' timestamp='1270180471' post='2244876'] what seriously, what [/quote] Schatt, talk to your alliance bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 It's good to see caring individuals like you on Bob, Schattenmann. Good luck to those struggling GGA nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Wallace Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 April 2010 - 11:22 PM' timestamp='1270182149' post='2244938']Plus, we are a religious order and as such have no herpes.[/quote] I have to admit, this made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 These things need to be done. Much like a bad bank getting all toxic assets into one place Schat has stepped up to fill a similar role on Bob. This reply was made with the help of a very long barge pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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