Arcturus Jefferson Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Good to hear from you guys, go get em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) We surrender. Sorry, we are disinclined to offer surrender terms to your alliance at the present time. However, we are always willing to consider surrender requests on an individual nation basis; nations may make these requests in either our irc channel or on our message board. Edited January 29, 2010 by Krack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 They have two nations. They just declared war on three alliances. That is why the OP reads the way it does. Actually, it's four alliances. But technically, we can only attack the fourth once we recruit a member small enough to declare on DAWN's largest member. This whole business is very complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobistus Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Wow, you guys just made it to the top of my list for best DoW of the war. I'd say, I'll see you on the battlefield, but that won't be likely since you are both way out of my NS range. Either way... HAVE FUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Heh, very good DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadrian Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Nup, sorry Aloha, never 'eard 'o ya. Therefore, I lol'd at this announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Nup, sorry Aloha, never 'eard 'o ya. Therefore, I lol'd at this announcement. Yes, they are a two man alliance. I wouldn't expect you to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdgus Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Oh 4 alliances? Then what's the problem? Since 4*3 = 12 that means they can technically declare war on 12 alliances, not 3 or 4 or w/e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Curzon Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 UPDATE: Consider us at war with DAWN, as well. And when TORN gets around to fixing their DoW and actually stating who they have declared on ... if it reads "Mushroom Kingdom" then this serves as a DoW on TORN, too. I realize that checking the CN game screens is a foreign concept to alliances like yours who like to do a lot of talking and not a whole lot of doing. We, on the other hand, like to let our nations do the talking. Our language is nukes, and casualties, if you want to speak our language, please stop by... that is, if you can find the "declare war button". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Oh 4 alliances? Then what's the problem? Since 4*3 = 12 that means they can technically declare war on 12 alliances, not 3 or 4 or w/e Um ... you want us to unload everything on the first night? Have you never heard of holding back some nations for a Wave Two Counter Attack*??? That's some mighty fine strategery you've got there, Lou. *The Wave Two Counter Attack (or WTCA, as it is known in upper echelon military circles) is the well known tactical specialty of the Aloha army. Because of this, the Aloha alliance has held a copyright on this term since ... forever. All patents pending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George the Great Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Whatever, it's just that the spirit in which the OP is edited with "Oh hell, we might as well throw TOP in there too" disgusts me... Why, because all of your favourite treaty prospects for the NPO post-term world are going to be blown to smithereens? Maybe MK will still give you guys a 30 day protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Have fun out there, Aloha. I remember talking with you a bit back in my EPIC days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arentak Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Good DoW. Welcome to the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahiel Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Well now we can get the party started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Well now we can get the party started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Funny you should mention it, that's our official motto: Aloha, we're unbelievably cute. Daddy like It'd be a hoot if Aloha was the one to formally post the Surrender agreement of all the alliances at war with them. ;>.> I support this proposal Best DoW so far (sorry Umbrella) I concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuMMyWoRm Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) I realize that checking the CN game screens is a foreign concept to alliances like yours who like to do a lot of talking and not a whole lot of doing. We, on the other hand, like to let our nations do the talking. Our language is nukes, and casualties, if you want to speak our language, please stop by... that is, if you can find the "declare war button". Wow tough guy. TORN bullying around the 2 man alliance. Its kinda like driving to an elementary school, picking the smallest kid there and saying "Hey you, you wanna piece of me?" No wonder everyone thinks you guys are so awesome. (uh yea sarcasm) On topic, awesome DOW Aloha edit: Thought you was in IRON. Saw your in TORN. Even funnier. Edited January 29, 2010 by GuMMyWoRm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadrian Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Yes, they are a two man alliance. I wouldn't expect you to have. Two-nation alliance? /mecalls joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Two-nation alliance? /mecalls joke thread. Do you want to join our alliance? We need someone small to attack DAWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadrian Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 (edited) Do you want to join our alliance? We need someone small to attack DAWN. Thanks but no thanks. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm kinda on the other side right now. Don't worry, it's a common mistake. You'll learn yet. Edited January 30, 2010 by Alexander Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeyrox Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Oh dear, just when I thought this war could not escalate any further, it reaches truly global proportions. Prepare yourselves evil orange guys who attacked CnG, Aloha is on the war path! This is definitely the best DOW I have read yet. I hope you guys get more members, wit deserves strength. I never heard of you guys five minutes ago, but now you're up there in my top alliances list for this o/ the collection of alliances that makes up our side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Nup, sorry Aloha, never 'eard 'o ya. Therefore, I lol'd at this announcement. Don't think you'll be laughing when you surrender to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Krack, I <3 you so hard. This thread has me in stitches. Go wreak havoc like I'm sure you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Thanks but no thanks. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm kinda on the other side right now. Don't worry, it's a common mistake. You'll learn yet. Where's Lord Brendan's sig when you need it? "God, IRON posters are god awful." You only continue to hammer that truth into our heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 In an effort to be the smallest alliance at war, Aloha declares war on IRON, in response to IRON's declaration of war on the Complaints & Grievances Union and its member alliance Mushroom Kingdom; the Mushroom Kingdom serves in a protector capacity for Aloha. We in Aloha are sure that IRON is now petrified and, of course, we cannot blame them. The Aloha blitz will commence as soon as I get around to picking someone to attack. It should be soon. UPDATE: Consider us at war with DAWN, as well. And when TORN gets around to fixing their DoW and actually stating who they have declared on ... if it reads "Mushroom Kingdom" then this serves as a DoW on TORN, too. Since we're now at war with more alliances than we have members, some of you are going to have to wait. Don't worry, we'll get there eventually. UPDATE #2: Oh hell, we might as well throw TOP in there too. But you're going to have to take a number and sit over there. I like this. You've got class. Best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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