Druss the Legend Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) So, There's this new alliance out there called Rage Company, They're pretty cool, and they're totally immoral, so we in Bel Air have decided to invite them into our "Cool Kids Club." And so, I present to you, THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE. THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE Preamble: Due to the fact, that the gated community of Bel Air has run out of booze, and due to the fact that, The Rage Company has an ample supply of booze that they need to get rid off, Bel Air and The Rage Company hereby sign THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE. THE SOVEREIGNTY SEXSHUN: Taking into Account that Bel Air, and The Rage Company are indeed two separate entities, The undersigned alliances agree not to infringe on the other alliances women. If Either alliances does steal the others women, then they will receive a STERN TALKING TO. THE INTELLIGENCE SEXSHUN: Due to the fact that both alliances are into the booze business, if either signatory learns of a sale at the liquor store, then they will inform their ally before heading off to the store themselves. THE DEFENSE SEXSHUN: If Bel Air gets beat up in bar fight, then well The Rage Company is going to intervene and smash the other dudes face in with a baseball bat. If The Rage Company gets raided by criminals, then well Bel Air is gonna go steal the booze back and damage the criminals responsible. If either alliance is too busy being drunk in the gutter, then we understand if they don't come and help. THE AGGRESSION SEXSHUN: If Either alliance plans on picking a fight with the rival gang from down the street, well then, they can go ask the other signatory if they want to join in the fight. However, the other alliance doesn't have to join in the attack if they're busy watching a Marathon of the Fresh Prince. THE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN SEXSHUN: If either alliance has a problem with the other signatory, well then, They can shred this here piece of paper, but they gotta give the other signatory at least 72 hours before the cancellation can go into effect. SIGNED FOR THE RAGE COMPANY: Triumvirate: Comrade Goby, StOAKEd, Nigras Minister of Foreign Affairs: Caustic Minister of Internal Affairs: Sputnik Minister of Finance: Deez Nuts Minister of War: Raging Chaos SIGNED FOR BEL AIR: King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious, Defender of the Faith and Giver of Zero $%&@s Druss the Legend, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Women Wooing, Sweet Talking, and general pimpin'. This Charming Man, Bel Air Country Club Courtesy Desk, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Reel around the fountain, slap me on the patio. 890765, Bel Air Country Club Manager, and Pink Incarnate Extraduty, Minister of Touching...... HARD Newhotness, Minister of Economics and Receiver of Poontang And now, for one final masterpiece that we just thought we had to give you: Edited September 28, 2009 by Druss the Legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 All I gotta say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3filed Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh. My. Christ. I am the artistic talent behind this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Totally awseome treaty Wohoo! o/ Rage Co! o/ Bel Air o Carlton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModusOperandi Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I !@#$@#$ laughed, nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 This announcement is too immoral, and I formally voice my disapproval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Goby Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Excellent treaty for excellent people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 This announcement is too immoral, and I formally voice my disapproval. Your complaint has been filed with the proper authorities, we'll get back to you in about 72 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm liking this announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Your complaint has been filed with the proper authorities, we'll get back to you in about 72 years. I will file again in triplicate to the relevant agencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty649608 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh. My. Christ. I am the artistic talent behind this! And you did a very nice job indeed. o/ THE RAGE COMPANY o/ BEL AIR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman191 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I never lol'd so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Excellent treaty for excellent people. Quoted for truth. I mean, this is incrediblely, 100%, true. Awesome, epic treaty bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StOAKEd Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 sexeh o/ RAGE Co. o/ Bel Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 this pleases me. o/ belair o/ RAGE co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm not sure of what to make of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Congrats on the treaty too, but you could have honestly just posted that picture and this would be a great announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Congrats on the treaty too, but you could have honestly just posted that picture and this would be a great announcement. Mission Accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 So, There's this new alliance out there called Rage Company, They're pretty cool, and they're totally immoral, so we in Bel Air have decided to invite them into our "Cool Kids Club." And so, I present to you, THE PUBBIES WILL BAW DOCTRINE. But... you're two alliances composed of pubbies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 GREAT TREATY! I think the cooler part is that NSO picture. I laughed my $@! off at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm liking this announcement. Given your AA, I think we'd be more surprised if you didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 You are losing it guys! This one was very predictable. Good luck to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I guess that makes us second cousins now Belair... good luck to the freshest treaty on CN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 That right there is one of the funniest images I've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 But... you're two alliances composed of pubbies? Eh, not entirely. We've got a few guys in the parts of Government that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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