Deadshot Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Maybe the world is afraid of you Mr. b, but I am not. For months leading up to the Karma war we watched from the Ivory Tower as you clawed your way through the ranks, sharing good conversation and fist bumps with all as you quietly rose to power. Typical of someone of such small stature. We listened as you ascended your soap box and announced to the world that our hegemony would be defeated and we would atone for our so called sins. I for one, called you out on the weak game you spat, laughing in the face of your threats. I was nuked 8 times for that but that is beside the point really. My spirit never broke. Victory alluded you. Many have fallen victim to the smooth operation of your jive talk, the cunning linguistics you put on display, but I sir, I have news for you. Terrible news indeed. Did you really too stupid to see Sethb, that this is all a part of the master plan to gain complete dominance over you and yours once and for all? While we may have fallen now, look into the long term my friend and you will see what I see. In the year 2015, when the former hegemony is finished paying reps and rebuilt back to original strength, we will systematically pull your allies from around you. How you ask? Simple. By displaying to the world your covert dickness, your love of Dragonforce, and D&D which begins with this address. Your days of being the cool frat boy are coming to an end. Look around you Sethb. Watch as the 5 pieces of the Forbidden One descend upon you. Once they are all within my grasp, it is game over my good fiend. Too long have I watched you and your polite attitude, respect for others and overall cheeriness go unpunished. As much as I have tried to hate you, the simple fact that your trickery and tomfoolery prohibits it, makes me want it even more. I wish to hate you with my entire being. And as such, let this serve as a declaration of intent. The next time I run my mouth and get nuked a bunch for it, I will be looking for you. Be ready for the kick in the balls that is the Inertian Army. So it is written this night, Wentworth, Scourge of the North, Dark Lord of Vires Noctu and unwilling sethb fan. tl;dr As much as I have tried to hate sethb, he is a cool guy. A state of friendship and witchcraft now exists between Wentworth and Sethb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Interesting post, the tl;dr threw me off completely :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael the Squirrel Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 ummmm................ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) You couldn't even make a personal treaty bloc or something? Edited July 29, 2009 by Antoine Roquentin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Uhhh... cool story bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemaster1 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 That was rather my reaction, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I...umm...what? Did anyone notice we have a new smiley selection?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good job Sethb on making people like you enough to make threads about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFish Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I was going to post about how having to read that OP made me hate Sethb when I liked him before... but then I realized that's exactly what you wanted to happen, isn't it?! I'M ON TO YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobah Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why should I care that you and him are besties? Oh wait, I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Michaels Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Well that's, errr, rather interesting, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randleman Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 It makes me sad that no one makes threads about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why should I care that you and him are besties? Oh wait, I don't.Clearly you have a fixation, since you're bothering to post in this thread.on topic: Cool story bro involving a cool bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Oh awesome. Now I can get all my jokes out of the way about Sethb. You have made my dream come true... Unless the TL:DR was true then I'll still make jabs about Sethb spying... Why? That truly is a good question. Also I LOVE SETHB MORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GopDrager Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I Knew him before he was famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lardlad Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 07 sethb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 That's rather interesting..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I found this lightly amusing, and the tl;dr sums it up with no confusion at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I found this lightly amusing, and the tl;dr sums it up with no confusion at all. Enlighten me further Rey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordite Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 If I understood that, does that make me insane? Because I think I understood that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpoiL Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Sethb can't keep secrets though > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Flech Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) What? o/ Sethb Don't tread on Sethb. Simple. Edited July 29, 2009 by Nathan Flech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Don't forget the little people you met along the way, Seth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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