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RADical FA Announcement

So, RoK has come out with false allegations that we were spying on TORN. I would like it to be known that RAD would never engage in such immoral practices, that's not RAD. What is RAD is RAD, and we're not going to put up with these false accusations from our long-time ally just because they feel like they can. Let it be known we take are taking this seriously, and already have a solution as outlined below;

We Can Be Bringing On The Boogey, Dropping Bombs like Rain

Smoke some Lettuce

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It would be the same as smoking tobacco and you would get the same problems. If you smoke a tomato, your throat will burn. It's terrible. RoK and RAD both agree that you shouldn't smoke Tomatoes but smokin' dat lettuce is fine.

Article I: You Can be Lady GaGa and I can be T-Pain

You can warn us all you want but you can never force us to give up our leafy-green fetish.

Article II: Joe Biden giving Blessings from Space

Admin Bless the signatories, and should either one of them be harmed by Activists that are against smoking Lettuce because it's harmful, the other will jump in and reveal that it's not the tobacco, It's the smoke!

Article III: Exceptional Dance Moves

Should either of the signatories need some help on the Dance Floor, all they gotta do is ask. It's not necessary to jump in, but it'd be the RAD thing to do.

Article IV: We can take it to the Charts!

We got what it takes to make it big, so long as we keep it cool with one another. disagreements are allowed and stuff, but don't go overboard and call people poo-poo heads. Cuz that's mean :<

Article V: Breaking News?

We got all of the news...actually, we don't. FFFFFF. Well, next time give us 72 hours before you decide to throw the spotlight on us. K? K.

/s/ for the Republic of Allied Defenses;

Good Master Hakai - Head Retard

Jason8 - Second Hand Smoke

Caliph - Tard of Interior Design

Emperor Marx - Tard of OMG FIRE

The General - Tard of Total Pwnage

GeekSteroids - Tard of Bling

/s/ for Ragnarok;

Alfred von Tirpitz, Triumvir

rishnokof, Triumvir

Tautology, Triumvir

Cable77, Military Commander

Mecha Sheikh, High Chancellor

USMC123, Vice Chancellor

Supreme Kaiser SNH, Prime Minister

WOOO!! RAD GRAD PARTY UP IN HERE!!

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We would like to thank all the parties who queried us in sincerity, providing many lulz. Without you, this announcement wouldn't have been possible.

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