Mathias Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) THE PENGUINS WITH SPORKSABERS PACT PREAMBLE: THE IMPERIAL ASSAULT ALLIANCE AND THE GREENLAND REPUBLIC ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. WE HANG OUT ALL THE TIME. ARTICLE 1: PEACE THE IAA AND GR AGREE TO AVOID VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS, EXCEPT IN THE BEDROOM. [iNSERT GR GOV MEMBER] LIKES IT ROUGH. ARTICLE II: DONGS THE IAA AND GR UNDERSTAND THAT GROWTH IS IMPORTANT IN A DONG BASED ECONOMY. THEREFORE, IF THE IAA FINDS THAT IT IS SHORT OF DONGS, OR GR DISCOVERS THAT ITS DONG HAS DEFLATED, BOTH PARTIES AGREE TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT, AND THROW A FEW DONGS THEIR WAY. ARTICLE THREE: INFORMATION THE IAA AND GR AGREE TO CONSTANTLY UPDATE THIER FACEBOOK STATUSES SO THAT THE OTHER KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON. WE WILL ALSO POKE EACH OTHER, AND MAKE USE OF OTHER ANNOYING APPS. ALSO TWEET. ARTICLE 1+2+3+6-7+9-10: CANCELLATION IF EITHER PARTY WANTS TO CHANGE THEIR RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FACEBOOK, THEY HAVE TO TELL THE OTHER AT LEAST 48 HOURS IN ADVANCE SO THAT NO ONE GETS EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. SIGNED FOR THE IMPERIAL ASSAULT ALLIANCE: His Majesty, the Emperor: Chimaera Grand Vizier: Mathias Imperial Regent: Krim Xephon Grand Admiral: MercyFallout Grand Moff: Stagger_Lee Galactic Reserve Chairman: Rebirth SIGNED FOR THE GREENLAND REPUBLIC: Archon: Al Vice-Archon: Shamedmonkey Minister of Foreign Affairs: Ilselu1 Minister of Defence: Virillus Minister of Finance: Kosherness Minister of Interior: Acid Senate: Kestral, Menwearpink135, Cripple, Jenker, Gn0x Edited June 9, 2009 by The Mathias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 May our friendship continue to grow. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosherness Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I like big sporksabers and I cannot lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajistani Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Dong's for the win... I guess o/ IAA and o/ GR too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 <insert mindless GR/IAA hailing and praise here> Also: HAI GR GUIZ! Spam's on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertfox778 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) I just want to point out that there aren't penguins in Greenland otherwise i approve Edited June 9, 2009 by Desert Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The FSM Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 This, this is good, very good. The start of a beautiful relationship between two of the most amazing alliances around? I think so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Booooooooooooo! All of you suck. Where is drai, GR is nothing without him booooooooooo! Also congrats and I love Chim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosherness Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I just want to point out that there aren't penguins in Greenland otherwise i approve Shows what little you know :scoff: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 IAA: home of some of the kewlest peoplez on Bob. GR: home of some of the smecksiest wimminz on Bob. Also see IAA. My opinion of this: In all seriousness, my hat's off to both alliances. o/ IAA o/ GR Inb4CCC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I expected this for a while....what took you so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I expected this for a while....what took you so long. I blame Kosherness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulpig Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Congratz, guys! GR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosherness Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I blame Kosherness. You would take that route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Cool this treaty is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 o/ IAA o/ GR A very epic treaty if I do say so myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 o/ Sporksabers Congrats on the PIAT and good luck to you both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Booooooooooooo!All of you suck. Where is drai, GR is nothing without him booooooooooo! Also congrats and I love Chim. I hate Chim. Also, Drai has caused a drastic drop in MK. GR want him back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 I hate Chim. Also, Drai has caused a drastic drop in MK. GR want him back? Nah, you can keep him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facade Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Would have been nice if I knew this was posted. Mathias Regardless, o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co God Ben Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 That's hot. Needs more sporks, but pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacky Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 That is probably the most epic image/treaty I have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Ratz Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 Congrats and good luck to our allies in IAA and our good frineds in GR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 This is a great day to be an Imperial. Also sporks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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