ironchef Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I don’t know about the rest of you but this has been a fun war for me. All the people I have fought and am fighting have been a blast to be at war with. If you have any funny in game PM’s post them here so we can all have a good laugh. To: ironchef From: August Heimmsmeyer Date: 4/30/2009 8:01:59 AMSubject: Well... Message: Good job fighting this war, you did well. As for the multiple nukes you dropped on me, they're over here in my front yard. Whenever you want to pick them up is cool, but the neighbors are starting to complain cuz they really are eyesores.... Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 To: Astronaut Jones From: Joseph RA Date: 4/27/2009 4:23:10 PMSubject: RE: Peace Offer Message: Stop being an $@!. I'm not attacking you, moron. that was pretty funny. Same guy sent me 6 peace offers. I declared on him 5 times in 2 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 To: o ya baby From: spinr Date: 5/2/2009 1:54:33 AMSubject: RE: Nuclear Attack Message: I do miss my land though. I had a really nice fishing spot and I'm not sure which one of you stole it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerk2 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mine are epic, if I do say so myself. And this night, he has nuked me! This guy does not dissapoint. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill n ted Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) I sent this one so I dont know if it counts: (the guy has <1k infra nad prevented people with loads more tech nuking because he always hit the nuke button first.) To: lcdt94 From: BILL N TED Date: 5/3/2009 7:00:05 PMSubject: Notification of Award Message: For your nuclear attacks upon Valhallan nations we wish to honor you with the "Thanks for Nuking Us" Award. If it wasnt for your great efforts Valhallan's would surely have suffered more losses than need be with larger nations nuking our boys and thus taking more damage. From the bottom of our Valhallan tech raiding hearts we salute you. We look forward to future encounters when your MK Application gets turned down Regards Bill N Ted, Valhallan Government Adviser, Minister of Fake Award Nominations. Mine are epic, if I do say so myself. Ill agree... Epic Edited May 4, 2009 by bill n ted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 The only really good thing I've gotten message wise, was a peace offer, threatening to bring the NPO down on me if I didn't accept the peace offer and pay reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He Who Has No Name Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 From some NPO cannon-fodder I hit when the war broke out: To: He Who Has No Name From: Hello Date: 4/27/2009 9:50:07 PMSubject: war? Message: so can u explain more why u declared war do u mean retrobution for the guy who attacked me Union of Goons and i didn't accept his peace offer or what? Seems Pacifica fails at keeping their members up to speed with current events. Fails savagely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senes Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I entered this thread thinking I could stand amongst its greatness. I looked at my message box, and now I leave. I leave knowing better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 To: Azaghul From: HalfEmpty Date: 4/30/2009 1:39:49 PMSubject: Czarts Lookee! Message: Gentlepeople thanks to your untiring efforts (and some poor tactics on my part) we have passed a milestone. Behold: 492,681 Attacking + 584,535 Defending = 1,077,216 Casualties I couldn't have done it without you guys. Srsly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian LaCroix Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mine are epic, if I do say so myself. And this night, he has nuked me! This guy does not dissapoint. :lol: That's pretty much awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Haha, Zerk wins the thread right now. I'll see if I can fish out a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qaianna Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I'm new at chatting with the enemy, so I started simple with my message to LordHed after he declared on me: 'Ow.' I remember his reply was funny, and we traded messages as we traded $1m raiding parties. We had some nice chats afterwards. Nothing wildly witty, but nice to break the ice. Which I seem to not have anymore, just all this glowing green stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Mine are epic, if I do say so myself.[pic] And this night, he has nuked me! This guy does not dissapoint. :lol: Most epic picture I've ever seen on CN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 To: JayOvfEnnay From: clownhunter1105 Date: 5/2/2009 2:32:50 PMSubject: RE: Escorted Bombing Attack Report Message: im in bill lock, i lose. snd peace or ill get mcxa 2 crush u Does anyone find it odd that there's a guy named clownhunter in MCXA? o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menwearpink135 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ironchef, I'm disappointed that you never talked to me . I tried to talk to you, but never got a response :/ My target from Old Guard, flyingdutchman, has been nothing but great. No lulzy messages though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 From some NPO cannon-fodder I hit when the war broke out:Seems Pacifica fails at keeping their members up to speed with current events. Fails savagely. I'd imagine a lot of individual NPO members were clueless because of the way the NPO military is set up... it's better suited for offensive wars rather than defensive ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Alexander Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) To: Preston From: Shamshir Date: 4/26/2009 7:44:00 AMSubject: Vogon Poetry Attack Message: You have been read Vogon poetry by Shamshir. You lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 0 soldiers and destroyed 0 tanks. Their forces razed 0 miles of your land, stole 0 tech, and destroyed 0 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from your and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a defeat. Your citizens will experience many days of depression. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. An excerpt of the poem is here: See, see the nice sky Marvel at its big pink depths. Tell me, NPO do you Wonder why the lizard ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel sticky. I can tell you, it is Worried by your garglegloof facial growth That looks like A custard. What's more, it knows Your voochit potting shed Smells of Grämlin. Everything under the big nice sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm vomits. MHA psyops, you'll have to have read the HHGTTG to get it Edited May 4, 2009 by Shamshir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I really really like how people have a big mouth when owning nukes. And when there gone the don't say a thing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Does anyone find it odd that there's a guy named clownhunter in MCXA? o.o the jokes write themselves eh lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 MHA psyops, you'll have to have read the HHGTTG to get it If posting Vogon poetry isn't against the forum rules already I am going to lobby for that rule to be adopted. What you have done here is just despicable, exposing all these unsuspecting minds to this horror. I lol'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctorrodders Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I lol'ed at the vogon poetry also. Nice to have a bit of intergalactic awarness and all that, but couldnt we have some better poetry? Think of the children who read this forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxNation Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Spinr is famous! gooo Spinr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I got sent the Hegemony individual surrender terms, that was quite funny . I can't compete with what's posted in here already though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 To: Franz Ferdinand From: leprechaun74 Date: 5/4/2009 12:48:20 PMSubject: Nuclear Attack Thwarted Message: You have thwarted a nuclear attack by leprechaun74 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. To: leprechaun74 From: Franz Ferdinand Date: 5/4/2009 1:21:27 PMSubject: RE: Nuclear Attack Thwarted Message: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoKvR2Y1t8Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Lol @ Franz :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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