Lucas Perry Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Well, I finally got one. To: Lucas Perry From: Epiphanus Date: 5/6/2009 7:53:52 PMSubject: Proposition Message: I'm going to be gone starting this sunday to a conference. I'm proposing that we peace out our wars on saturday after we have both had a chance to get in the attacks we want to. I understand you might be hesitant to do this, but I probably won't have internet. If you deny the proposition, I'll have a friend watch my nation who knows how to play (I'll do this legally) and our war can continue. However, it would be beneficial to both of us for us to peace out on saturday. Please let me know what you think asap. Thanks, Epiphanus I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctorrodders Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I love all the infra reducing programs. I shall have to think of something witty for my next war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sanders Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 To: Bob Sanders From: De Caelo Missus Date: 5/7/2009 7:49:16 AMSubject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation by De Caelo Missus. In the attack the enemy spies targeted your underpants and managed to change your gender to female. You will suffer many days of sporadic emotional outbursts and your warchest will be severely drained due to a burning desire to purchase shoes and chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Lol Bob. That message is epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sceptor o Sordidness Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 To: Sceptor o Sordidness From: Kill Joy Date: 5/3/2009 7:17:59 PMSubject: A Special Thanks Message: Thanks for the award! Couldn't have done it without you! http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj11/Ki...pg?t=1241394714 --KJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fred Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Received Message To: LORD FRED From: Trace Date: 5/7/2009 8:06:33 PM Subject: Why hello thar Message: Come out and play? Sent Message To: Trace From: LORD FRED Date: 5/8/2009 9:24:31 AM Subject: RE: Why hello thar Message: I'd really like to, but my mom says I don't get along well with others so I'm stuck in the house for a while. If you are in dire need of a playmate I could probably set you up with someone Cheers Maybe he'll get a chuckle out of that at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian LaCroix Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fred Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 OOO, got another one : To: LORD FRED From: lebubu Date: 5/8/2009 11:49:06 AM Subject: Want Peace? Message: Hello, you've probably noticed your alliance isn't doing very well this war and your nation has taken a lot of damage. You don't have to put up with this if you don't want to, though. Just follow the individual surrender terms outlined in this link and you can go in peace: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=55545 To: lebubu From: LORD FRED Date: 5/8/2009 2:15:06 PM Subject: RE: Want Peace? Message: Thanks for your concern of my well being. And I really could use a good holiday. But before I place a deposit for said holiday would it be possible to have a brochure of your POW Resort forwarded IE: all inclusive? events? and menu? Thanks in advance Fred This is getting fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Descendent Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 I once sent this to one of the guys I was at war with. Sad enough he seemed more concerned about his infra, cos he didn't sent anything back. Rattle Report You have been attacked by Jules and Vincent. You lost 3123 of whatever wás in that f$cking briefcase and 345 Big Kahuna Burgers. Their forces gave away 3400 foot massages, stole 1 motorcycle from Zed and went 234 times Medievel on your $@!. Their forces looted 1 'Bad Mother$%&@er' wallet from you and you gained one certain Bibleverse from your enemies equipment. In the end the concentration was broken when the guy on the couch was shot. Any more saying the word 'what?' will automatically result in bringing out the gymp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) This one was really simple. A nation, Nerdsville, in my former alliance was attacked randomly (i'm still trying to figure out how a nation of 1,120 days has only a small handful of improvements and no real nation strength, but I digress) Anyway the attacker simply said in his attack message "Can nerds fight??" It caught me funny Edited May 13, 2009 by Maestro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rourke Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I once sent this to one of the guys I was at war with. Sad enough he seemed more concerned about his infra, cos he didn't sent anything back. Rattle Report Maybe he never saw pulp fiction ... after reading that he was just staring at his monitor with a WTF look on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable77 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My opponent did a successful gather information spy attack. The setup: To: OverCaffeinated From: cable77 Date: 5/21/2009 8:17:39 AMSubject: RE: Spy Operation Attack Message: Oh no, you know all my sekrits! /me panics and hides the donuts. The payoff: To: cable77 From: OverCaffeinated Date: 5/21/2009 8:23:49 AMSubject: RE: Spy Operation Attack Message: Have some respect. Many Bothans died to bring me this information. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Brendon Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 ok, i don't know if this is funny, or sad...I was once in the UPN, and when the UPN went to war, i was involved. When three nations attacked me, and this isn't including the fourth, I asked for some help. This message was then sent to both my enemies, AND me Dear Dragonfeld,I am writing to let you know that Mr. Brendon is no longer in our alliance or under our protection, despite what he might claim. He never was, and never will be. We do not like apes. The emperor, as the story goes, has no clothes. I wish you all the best in your attacks. The cavalry most definitely is not coming to his rescue, so fire away. Please also kill the #)@#$!@ scum bag. We at the United Purple Nations despise creatures of sub-human standards. We would prefer though, that you anihilate him quickly. Best wishes, JW as soon as bullets start flying, I got booted for no reason...and called some nasty stuff... is it funny ...or sad? i still think its strange. I sure enough, got ZI'd by not just the enemy...but my own alliance to. so now that i am in a new alliance, i guess im safe...for now how do you change ur alliance over there btw? <---------- im changing subject again aren't i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfg4ng Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Mines gone from my sent box but it went a little something like "I must commend your nations engineers on manufacturing your SDI that blocked something like 12 nukes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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