Londo Mollari Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) The Living on Love, World Treaty of Friendship Preamble: You see the announcement, you see the flag, and you are probably wondering LOL, WTF is going on. LOL, WTF is a MADP bloc between Fark, The Phoenix Federation, Blackwater, Crimson Empire, Lafayette Escadrille, Aztecs, and Orange Juice. We have all decided that protection and friendship are essential, so why not combine the two? Also, you totally don't need to worry about the mutual aggression clause. We are all practically hippies, and desire to stay out of conflict for the duration of the round. Suprising, right? LOL, WTF! Article 1: Sovereignty is Key All signing alliances, in signing this pact, retain full sovereignty, and agree to respect the full sovereignty of others. This means one alliance can’t tell another to dump their girlfriend or take a shower. Article 2: Non-Aggression All signing alliances promise not to engage in hostilities towards any of the others while this agreement is in place. This includes, but is not limited to: spy attacks, raids, full out wars, and any other forms of hostilities (like throwing dirty socks at each other). Article 3: In the Case of Being Attacked All signing alliances vow to come to the aid of another in the case of a defensive attack; this is like if someone eggs your house and you get your friends to go hunt them down. Article 4: When Attacking All signing alliances realize the importance of having a friend when going into battle, so all alliances will have each others’ backs. This means if one alliance wants to go TP someone’s house, all must join in as well. Article 5: Cancellation All signing alliances are free to back out of this treaty whenever they wish, for whatever reason, providing they give 48 hours notice in advance. So if one alliance isn’t feeling the love, or just wants to find a new group of friends, they are free to do that (but really, we’re the best out there) Signing for Fark: Triumvir of Beer: Notorious Coconut Triumvir of Bacon: Docmeister Triumvir of Boobies: BozDaBoz Signing for TPF: Burning Glory-Overlord Bionic Redhead-Underlord Signing for CE: Londo, Triumvir Babyjesus, Triumvir Azaghul, Triumvir Signing for Aztecs: Owned, Aztec Leader Signing for LE: Tracer, LE Leader Fisher Signing for OJ: Slayer13, The Chosen One Lord Emperor, Secretary of Labor Halfeclipse, Secretary of War Major Payne, Secretary of Economics Signing for Blackwater: Henry, Blackwater TE commander tl;dr - you may be wondering LOL, WTF just happened .... don't worry, it should all become clear shortly. Edited March 13, 2009 by Londo Mollari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 o/ The best event in TE...like EVER! o/ You have the full support of my personal trolling army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluRaider Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 /o the TE Initiative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I HATE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Droz Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Oh ya boys, this is the bloc to rock them all. Looks like we're gonna take over the game now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 o/ The Initiative...... TPF a proud member! BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think I sense a challenge to the GDA/MHA/RE lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 WE WILL STEAL YOUR BEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Hail the Initiative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think I sense a challenge to the GDA/MHA/RE lulz. Please. Make my day. Have both those alliances declare war on RE. See how that ends. Cmon, if you want war go ahead and show that you have the guts to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solace19k Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Where's my popcorn.... think i'll keep drinking to stay up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derka Derek Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craven Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Not sure about the name, but hey why not o/ us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TumultuousPapaya Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 This bloc is full of winners! My hat goes off to all of Fark's new (official) friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingDingaLing Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Not sure about the name, but hey why not o/ us! The LOL WTF treaty, just in case it flew by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Lines being drawn! Congrats guys. lolRE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I must say my friends, that this is loltasitc. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dran129 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Think anyone figured out this treaty yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derka Derek Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Think anyone figured out this treaty yet? I have no clue why they did this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 wow i just found this in the dictionary under the word fail O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) o/ TE Edited March 13, 2009 by Californian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 no no, the correct response was hali? O\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think I sense a challenge to the GDA/MHA/RE lulz. LMAO!! You think! Appears there's a new kid in town..... BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 LMAO!! You think! Appears there's a new kid in town.....BG. Good, it was no fun before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Good, it was no fun before. lol, yeah but its going to be hard giving up that throne......heh? BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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