What happens when it's your birthday and you let wombats drink? They forget it's their birthday and get hammered like the classy animals we are!
Now you may be thinking oh you only missed your birthday by what one day? Nah we missed it by 4 days! Yes that's right our birthday was on October 13th!
We Wombats apologize if you didn't get a invite, we aren't good at planning parties only wars.
To our allies who have come and gone we thank you for standing by us and putting up with our wombatitus.
Now if you excuse me i'm gonna go crawl back into my hole with Empress, Howlin,Generals3,Char aznable and the rest of my crazy wombat brothers and sisters and try to sleep off this 4 day hangover.