Soccerbum Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Recently, it has come to the attention of the government of Nemesis that the alliance known as ‘Greenland Republic’ has been led to believe that they are ‘on a boat’. We, the original alliance ‘on a boat’, have come forward to prove this fallacy wrong and to re-assert our dominance of the boat. I’ve had my flippy floppies on for some time now, and I find it insulting that this ‘Drai’ over at ‘Greenland Republic’ would think that he is actually the captain of the boat. The captains, Bob, Hoo, and Bum, haven’t changed. Neither have the first mates (our ministers), nor the sailors (our members). We even have one of YOUR first mates stating that he is, indeed, not on the boat. Proof: <&Kosherness> I don't want the damn boat... you can have it With this said, we give the 'captain' of Greenland Republic 48 hours to hand over his signature and his avatar and go back to the mainland. Signed, Nemesis: The first, the true, and the only alliance on the boat. Soccerbum, Captain Bob, Captain Van Hoo III, Captain meyer0095, 1st Mate SpiderJerusalem, 1st Mate Mykep, 1st Mate SirMichaelHarland, 1st Mate Incitatus, Admiral Magnum, Sailor LeFt_BeHiNd, Sailor PEATY, Sailor Hiro Nakara, Sailor T-O-P, Sailor daggarz, Sailor zoomzoomzoom, Sailor Porksaber, Sailor Bob Ilyani, Sailor Blacky, Sailor Jordite, Sailor Nevsky, Sailor Jotti, Sailor Poyplemonkeys, Sailor Eternal_Shadow, Sailor Yawoo, Sailor Edited March 2, 2009 by soccerbum879 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Stand down before us GR, for we are the only ones capable of the boat's might. Edited March 2, 2009 by Zoomzoomzoom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meyer Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Nemesis is the official on a boat alliance. Back off GR Edited March 2, 2009 by meyer0095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Let this be a warning to other alliances (I am looking at you GR) that claim to be on a boat. We are in fact the only alliance on a boat. If you disagree with this, try to steal our boat. I dare you. - SpiderJerusalem, Minister of War, bringer of the fine madams in the jacuzzi and ruler of the 3rd cabin from the left (the one with the free mini bar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggarz Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) We are the ones on a boat! F gLAND were on a boat !@#$%* Edited March 2, 2009 by daggarz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Duke Nevsky Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 It's OUR boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Srqt Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I am on a boat and you can't do a damn thing about it. <3 Srqt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I don't think you quite understand that there can only be one first mate. I reject your captainage of the boat. Drai is on a boat mother$%&@er, and don't you ever forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 if you on the shore then you sure ain't me-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Back off, this is our boat, not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Rock the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dan Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 What kind of boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The Church of Walford refuses to acknowledge anyone but Nemesis as being on a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosherness Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 o/ Nemesis Here's to your continued riding of the aforementioned boat. You may also have access to my private boat any time you want May no other foolish alliance challenge your boat riding skills. -Kosherness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draov Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Believe me when i say, I did have sexual relations with that mermaid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virillus Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) It appears it will be war on the high seas! Avast, ye mateys! o/ NemesisHere's to your continued riding of the aforementioned boat. Mutiny!!!!!!!! Edited March 2, 2009 by Virillus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 We got our swim trunks And our flippie-floppies. We flipping burgers, GR at Kinko's Straight flipping copies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir69 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I demand transportation on the boat... >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I am on a boat and you can't do a damn thing about it. Watch us I don't think you quite understand that there can only be one first mate. I reject your captainage of the boat. Drai is on a boat mother$%&@er, and don't you ever forget. You are wrong. Since there are more than one shift on a boat, there can be several. Just not two at the same time. However, we over at Nemesis have more than one boat to avoid any problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 o/ Nemesis Proving fallacies wrong since 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The Galactic Republic doesn't care who gets the boat. We're on the spaceship. Signed, Cheyenne Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic Rear Admiral of the Fleet Captain of the Mighty Yet Beloved Galactic Minigolf Squadron President of the Cheyenne Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir69 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 What kind of boat? Love Boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Srqt Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Watch us Bring it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Looks like Nemesis is on the Big Blue Watery Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Bring it. Don't make me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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