mrcalkin Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) The Pieman Accords (a.k.a. The Pie Cellar Mutual Use Compact) Months (literally) in the making, I dedicate this treaty to PieMan, the wrecker of worlds and bringer of pie. Shout out to my boy Twisted for making this happen! Preamble: As a result of the friendship cultivated by Umbrella and Poison Clan, we hereby sign this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression pact.Article I. Non-Aggression Poison Clan and Umbrella will not take up arms against each other at any time. Espionage both through in-game and out-of-game mechanics are prohibited by this document. However, at times mistakes may happen. For such occurrences, a system of reparations on a case by case basis shall be agreed to by both parties. Article II. Intelligence Should information come into the hands of either signatory that is important to the security of the other, then such information shall be shared without hesitation. Article III. Mutual Respect The signatories shall pledge to keep lines of communication open between each other and refrain from trolling or harassing the other signatory. Article IV. Mutual Defense A. An attack on one signatory is an attack on the other and the other is required to defend the attacked with any and all means at their disposal. B.The above clause does not apply if a signatory is attacked because of a war launched offensively by that signatory. Assistance in such a scenario would be entirely at the discretion of the other signatory and not to be expected. Article V. Optional Aggression Signatories may participate in offensive wars together should one of them ask. Uninvited assistance or "bandwagoning" is prohibited. Article VI. Regarding Lesser Treaties This treaty overrides all lesser treaties (meaning those that do not mandate defense) of both parties in the event of a conflict. Article VI. Cancellation If either party finds itself wanting to withdraw from the treaty, 96 hours notice must be given to the other signatory before the withdrawal takes effect. Signed for Umbrella, mrcalkin, Triumvir Roquentin, Triumvir Xavi, Triumvir guus87, Envoy uaciaut, Marshal Snowbeast, Marshal Signed for Poison Clan, Chinatownbus - The Toad TwistedRebelDB47 - Master Killer Pooksland - The Centipede Syrik - The Snake Revelation - The Snail Boogeyman657 - The Trout Don Fernando - The Komodo Dragon Liquid Fire - Master of the Domain Plysprtz - Hybrid Venom b3x - Brew Master, Lord God King of the Keg 2439 nukes :> C.R.E.A.M. Edited February 23, 2009 by mrcalkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedRebelDB47 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do you know how many times I had to slap Pia to get this through? We've been getting closer and closer to Umbrella over the past few months, and I'm so excited to see this down in paper and put through. Since our surrender terms with TPF, we realized we needed goals to keep our community strong through the long lull, and it was settled that we wanted to make an impact on Pink and model ourselves after Umbrella for their incredible ratio of Manhattans and nukes per member. To now be reaching all those goals and be treatying with Umbrella as well is just an incredible turnaround from a very low point in our alliance history. PWN was the start, and we're only now hitting stride to the pinnacle. Umbrella - its damn good to be rolling with you. Nuke in my left hand, pie in my right Strap by my waistline, cause !@#$%* don't fight Sucka free for life so you betta think twice (Aight? And a give a nig' some ackrite) I'm the type of !@#$%* raider haters don't like Snatchin up your land for some late night hype And snobby-$@! !@#$%*es get slapped out of spite (Aight? So give a nig' some ackrite, right) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Terrible Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 What the hell? These guys? :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wad of Lint Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh god. So hot. SOOOOO HOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats guys. I like this treaty. Some good peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threefingeredguy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I knew Pieman would be the downfall of Umbrella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) I wondered when this might happen. Congrats EDIT: Why was this posted in the AP? Old school ftw? Edited February 23, 2009 by Zoomzoomzoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 More lines FTL. Also congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrik Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 /me begins to listen to Rihanna as he stands under her Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 o/ our Friends in Umbrella and congrats on the treaty with such an awesome group PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooksland Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 i will eat cake (>pie) to celebrate this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Holy crap this is awesome. Congrats Poison Clan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcalkin Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 OOC: Just realized I posted this in the old forums (darn firefox auto-completion) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 There's so much wrong with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparten Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkenstein Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats to both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen Lee Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 congrats PC and umbrella, hi twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats on the treaty but like I said on IRC I believe you posted this in the wrong forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkmanrox100 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 IN BEFORE CAKEWOMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threefingeredguy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats on the treaty but like I said on IRC I believe you posted this in the wrong forum. Psh, we don't need your fancy "new" forums and "logical" subforums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrik Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 um... mrcaulkin couldn't even post this up correctly... 96 hour cancellation commences... Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 inb4expected/10. But seriously, two of my favorite alliances. <3 my BFF Twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Well Poison Clan, I told you not to sign with the Umbrella filth, but you didn't listen to me. God help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowbeast Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 <insert sarcastic/witty comment here> hailin' this !@#$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twodivine Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats o/ PC o/ Umbrella Couldn't of been a better group of people coming together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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