Zephir Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Molon Labe Flag starts spontaneously moving! Thousands Injured! Earlier today, Molon Labe's flag, which up until now was incapable of independent motion, spontaneously started moving on its own while on display in the national mall in Helloistan, Trapista region of Molon Labe. The resulting beautiful waving motion of the flag immediately tore apart the support columns to which it was lashed, resulting in the entire national mall collapsing inward on itself. No one has been reported killed, but the injured number in the thousands, including Molon Labe Congressman ThatFALGuy, whom was giving a speech on Second Amendment rights at the time of the incident. Local woman Monica Primrose had this to say about the event. "It was just standing still... Then it started to sort of start to move in a waving motion," she said, an expression of terror still on her face. "At first it moved sort of stutteringly, but then boom! It started waving in full and the pillars it was attached to just came right down on ThatFALGuy, whom was making a speech on something or another. The horror..." Local man Gordon Frohman had this to say on the matter. "It was like it was ... a load bearing boss or something. Once it started moving, boom! Everything was gone." Congressman ThatFALGuy escaped with only minor injuries despite his proximity to the event. He was seen clawing his way out of the rubble with only minor scrapes and bruises. Local man Gordon Frohman had this to add with regards to the congressman. "And then he pulls himself out like one bad*** mother******. But not as bad*** as I am of course. But then, no one sees it when I'm bad***." Edited February 11, 2009 by Zephir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 We send our deepest condolences to Molon Labe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Love the new flag! LOL at the announcement. o/ Molon Labe! o/ Guns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karma Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lulz Molon Labe FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCRABT Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 It takes more than a little rubble to finish off ThatFALGuy Love the flag guys. ML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leprechaun Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 O/ Zephir O/ TFG O/ MOLON LABE! That's some "good" news right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shoveler Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Thank goodness Gordon Frohman was on hand or it may have been much, much worse. First the denial of bailout funds by Admin, and now this? Times have been tough for ML. Stay tuned for our fund-raising luncheon soon to give help and support to the survivors. (Rumor has it TFG was able to get Jimmy Buffet to play!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesley Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 o/ Moving flags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Destroy it before it breeds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 oh god i am so sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 It`s a miracle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricTheGreat Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) o/ spontaneously moving flags! But NOT o/ to all the deaths...Praetorius offers its finest grief counselors in this hour of need. And our best ninjas to track down whoever is responsible for all the chaos. P.S.--I <3 guns Edited February 11, 2009 by Alaric the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Our condolences with those injured. our hats off to the brave survivors and the two real CN bad*** mof*s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabioviejo Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I love the Frohman reference . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 DC sends in his Flying Nuke Monkey Bomber squadron... Dropping thousands of incendiary laser guided Anti-Flag bombs on the said flag in hopes of helping to restore order! *Love this announcement * oo/ Molon Labe.. May your National Mall rise again to greatness.. not unlike your congressman.. TFG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 The nation of Volsunga would like to congratulate our allies in Molon Labe for having been gifted with a gracefully waving flag. We view the thousands of casualties (albeit minor ones) that occurred during the event as highly fortuitous, and take it as a sign of great things to come. Volsunga will be sending many tonnes of mead to celebrate your good fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Awesome flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I lift up my shirt in support of this Molon Labe announcement. FAL and the gun nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxNation Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Thank god TFG is ok, I'll send him a bottle of Chimay and a glock to make him feel better. :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: Get well brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Gronk Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I know it couldn't be much consolation at a time like this, but the flag looks great. I hope for a speedy recovery for the victims. O/ MOLON LABE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philp110 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 In honor of this announcement, the sweet new flag, and thatFALguy, I present to ML - FAL pron: The para FAL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GearHead Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Awesome announcement. I don't even know any of you guys and I have to hail you for this. o/ ML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Nice flag guys; I like how your announcements are set up . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublandia Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Congrats to my Big Brothers on their new flag... The beer is on me... Edited February 12, 2009 by Dublandia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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