UCR Declaration of War

[mmansfield68]

On 7/29/2023 at 5:53 PM, jerdge said:

Trying to be a dick with bystanders politely asking you questions seems fairly unintelligent.

The sad thing is that I tend to forget stuff pretty quickly, and the pointlessness of your behaviour is rather unremarkable... in some time from now I might again waste my time asking to you about something else.

Oh well.

 

He's either intellectually lazy or intellectually lacking ... I could probably tell you which. 

 

He is, however, using the age old tactic of being an obtuse arse when faced with a simple question, posited in flawless English.  Cast not thy pearls before swine...

[lilweirdward]

Stats Update #5, now including COMECON:

 

Alliance Name	Active Nations	Nation Strength	Damage Dealt	Damage Received	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Nukes Per Active Nation
Libertarian Socialist Federation	3 (-1)	55,388 (-26,946)	156,461.44 (+15,067.93)	133,438.07 (+21,398.05)	21 (+1)	17 (+3)	14.3333 (+8.8333)
Union Of Communist Republics	17 (+4)	731,848 (-56,840)	765,929.17 (+118,708.3)	789,518.36 (+179,488.25)	68 (+5)	98 (+24)	16.0588 (-3.2489)
Socialist Workers Front	2	119,133 (-4560)	54,819.49	77,479.24 (+6,185.92)	1	15 (+3)	12.5
COMECON	3	7,324	3,333.98	10,618.21	0	4	0
The Wolves	14 (+2)	348,427 (+40,644)	1,011,053.88 (+217,690.43)	980,544.08 (+137,110.21)	134 (+34)	90 (+6)	10.1429 (-0.5238)

 

 

For the first time in this war (at least since I've posted stats), UCR's damage ratio is negative, and The Wolves' damage ratio is positive. 

[Sabcat]

8 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

Stats Update #5, now including COMECON:

 

 

Alliance Name	Active Nations	Nation Strength	Damage Dealt	Damage Received	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Nukes Per Active Nation
Libertarian Socialist Federation	3 (-1)	55,388 (-26,946)	156,461.44 (+15,067.93)	133,438.07 (+21,398.05)	21 (+1)	17 (+3)	14.3333 (+8.8333)
Union Of Communist Republics	17 (+4)	731,848 (-56,840)	765,929.17 (+118,708.3)	789,518.36 (+179,488.25)	68 (+5)	98 (+24)	16.0588 (-3.2489)
Socialist Workers Front	2	119,133 (-4560)	54,819.49	77,479.24 (+6,185.92)	1	15 (+3)	12.5
COMECON	3	7,324	3,333.98	10,618.21	0	4	0
The Wolves	14 (+2)	348,427 (+40,644)	1,011,053.88 (+217,690.43)	980,544.08 (+137,110.21)	134 (+34)	90 (+6)	10.1429 (-0.5238)

 

 

For the first time in this war (at least since I've posted stats), UCR's damage ratio is negative, and The Wolves' damage ratio is positive. 

 

Amazing. Mechanics dictates that the side with the least nations inflicts the most damage - a nation  can nuke all of their opponents but only be nuked once.  What have the puppies being playing at? Shambles of an alliance.  Should have them out of cash by Christmas though. Only another 126 days of sodom to go. 

[firingline]

37 minutes ago, Sabcat said:

 

Amazing. Mechanics dictates that the side with the least nations inflicts the most damage - a nation  can nuke all of their opponents but only be nuked once.  What have the puppies being playing at? Shambles of an alliance.  Should have them out of cash by Christmas though. Only another 126 days of sodom to go. 

 

That assumes the bigger side is declaring multiple wars on each opponent. As you can see from the stats, that is not the case.

 

Your side has every advantage in the world and you're still losing.

 

There is no 'running out of cash' in modern CN. An alliance like TW can literally fight forever. And when the war's over, we'll rebuild quickly. Your nations, however, are losing years of growth they cannot recover from.

 

UCR came in with a 3-1 advantage and got their ass kicked. Cope harder.

Edited August 21, 2023 by firingline

[Sabcat]

20 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

That assumes the bigger side is declaring multiple wars on each opponent. As you can see from the stats, that is not the case.

 

Your side has every advantage in the world and you're still losing.

 

There is no 'running out of cash' in modern CN. An alliance like TW can literally fight forever. And when the war's over, we'll rebuild quickly. Your nations, however, are losing years of growth they cannot recover from.

 

UCR came in with a 3-1 advantage and got their ass kicked. Cope harder.

I'm pretty sure UCR is going to recover faster from this than the broke wolves, the only nations with a warchest worth the name are you and those from NG and none of you are going to be wasting slots on them when this is over. They're an embarrassment. 

Edited August 21, 2023 by Sabcat

[firingline]

3 hours ago, Sabcat said:

I'm pretty sure UCR is going to recover faster from this than the broke wolves, the only nations with a warchest worth the name are you and those from NG and none of you are going to be wasting slots on them when this is over. They're an embarrassment. 

 

I 100% guarantee you TW will recover faster than UCR.

 

I don't know why you'd consider TW an embarrassment. UCR entered this war with something like a 10-1 tech advantage, a 2.5-1 members advantage, and tons of aid from RFI. And you're losing.

Edited August 21, 2023 by firingline

[jerdge]

5 hours ago, lilweirdward said:

Stats Update #5, now including COMECON:

 

 

Alliance Name	Active Nations	Nation Strength	Damage Dealt	Damage Received	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Nukes Per Active Nation
Libertarian Socialist Federation	3 (-1)	55,388 (-26,946)	156,461.44 (+15,067.93)	133,438.07 (+21,398.05)	21 (+1)	17 (+3)	14.3333 (+8.8333)
Union Of Communist Republics	17 (+4)	731,848 (-56,840)	765,929.17 (+118,708.3)	789,518.36 (+179,488.25)	68 (+5)	98 (+24)	16.0588 (-3.2489)
Socialist Workers Front	2	119,133 (-4560)	54,819.49	77,479.24 (+6,185.92)	1	15 (+3)	12.5
COMECON	3	7,324	3,333.98	10,618.21	0	4	0
The Wolves	14 (+2)	348,427 (+40,644)	1,011,053.88 (+217,690.43)	980,544.08 (+137,110.21)	134 (+34)	90 (+6)	10.1429 (-0.5238)

 

 

For the first time in this war (at least since I've posted stats), UCR's damage ratio is negative, and The Wolves' damage ratio is positive. 

TW has +34 offensive wars but their opponents combined "only" +30 defensive wars, what am I missing?

Thank you.

[lilweirdward]

35 minutes ago, jerdge said:

TW has +34 offensive wars but their opponents combined "only" +30 defensive wars, what am I missing?

Thank you.

I added COMECON for the first time, so all of their 4 defensive wars were added to the stats for the first time. If COMECON had been in the stats all along, it would have been +33 since the last update, if I’m remembering correctly. 

[firingline]

3 hours ago, jerdge said:

TW has +34 offensive wars but their opponents combined "only" +30 defensive wars, what am I missing?

Thank you.

 

The 4 raids we conducted on GPA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...made you look!

[jerdge]

2 hours ago, firingline said:

The 4 raids we conducted on GPA.

 

...made you look!

I always check regardless.

(Again ty lil.)

[DavidMustaine]

2 hours ago, firingline said:

 

The 4 raids we conducted on GPA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...made you look!

Those are the best kinds of raids you know, better than raiding NPO.    

[ditchboy00]

19 hours ago, Sabcat said:

 

Amazing. Mechanics dictates that the side with the least nations inflicts the most damage - a nation  can nuke all of their opponents but only be nuked once.  What have the puppies being playing at? Shambles of an alliance.  Should have them out of cash by Christmas though. Only another 126 days of sodom to go. 

They couldnt nuke their opponents if your side staggered them and kept them out of peace mode. Id wager they rebuild faster seeing as Lyanna will probably have their slots full of tech deals to rebuild while the commies sit at around 20% slot usage. 

Edited August 22, 2023 by ditchboy00

[Sabcat]

6 minutes ago, ditchboy00 said:

They couldnt nuke their opponents if your side staggered them and kept them out of peace mode. Id wager they rebuild faster seeing as Lyanna will probably have their slots full of tech deals to rebuild while the commies sit at around 20% slot usage. 

 

Well worth them starting this war then, end up being an NG tech farm. 

[ditchboy00]

3 minutes ago, Sabcat said:

 

Well worth them starting this war then, end up being an NG tech farm. 

Can rebuild pretty fast on full aid slots compared to the commies not having her yelling at you for being 20 minute late on aid slot usage..

[Sabcat]

4 minutes ago, ditchboy00 said:

Can rebuild pretty fast on full aid slots compared to the commies not having her yelling at you for being 20 minute late on aid slot usage..

Sounds like hell. I couldn't deal with having to communicate with someone who takes things like slot usage and being on time for tech deals seriously.
 

[firingline]

9 minutes ago, ditchboy00 said:

Can rebuild pretty fast on full aid slots compared to the commies not having her yelling at you for being 20 minute late on aid slot usage..

 

He can't understand the concept.

 

The commies will sit around doing virtually nothing post-war. A few might become permanent tech slaves to PGSG or GATO. The rest will make no meaningful improvements until the next time Marx starts a war.

 

TW will quickly rebuild.

 

To be honest, the Commies' days of existence are numbered. They're rotting from the inside.

[Lyanna Mormont]

49 minutes ago, ditchboy00 said:

Can rebuild pretty fast on full aid slots compared to the commies not having her yelling at you for being 20 minute late on aid slot usage..

 

Send the tech deal on time and no one gets yelled at

 

41 minutes ago, Sabcat said:

Sounds like hell. I couldn't deal with having to communicate with someone who takes things like slot usage and being on time for tech deals seriously.
 

 

Non Grata would be hell for you, I agree. 

[Sabcat]

18 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said:

 

Non Grata would be hell for you, I agree. 

 

Consentimus quod est bonum

 

58 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

To be honest, the Commies' days of existence are numbered. They're rotting from the inside.

 

The commies were here long before wolves and will be here long after wolves have gone. 

[shwampy]

I like how the feelz of the chat has gone to Wolves will rebuild quickly, three day operation not going that well then?

[firingline]

4 minutes ago, shwampy said:

I like how the feelz of the chat has gone to Wolves will rebuild quickly, three day operation not going that well then?

I’m pretty sure the feels of the chat are at “holy !@#$ how are the Commies losing this war even after calling in all this help?”

 

The irony of the larger, underperforming party talking about three day operations is not lost on me, though. Cope harder.

[shwampy]

let us not forget this all started due to Wolves invading a small, peaceful, three member alliance, minding out own business, selling quality tech and nice vodka to discerning buyers. Then Wolves gets all upset when an alliance of friends helps out a bit.

 

edit: it also seems the LSF, according to to those nice stats above, is the best performing alliance in this war?

Edited August 22, 2023 by shwampy

[firingline]

5 hours ago, shwampy said:

let us not forget this all started due to Wolves invading a small, peaceful, three member alliance, minding out own business, selling quality tech and nice vodka to discerning buyers. Then Wolves gets all upset when an alliance of friends helps out a bit.

 

edit: it also seems the LSF, according to to those nice stats above, is the best performing alliance in this war?

 

I don't think anybody is particularly upset at being given the opportunity to embarrass the Commies again.

 

This war should've been over some time ago. UCR had a massive advantage, and that's before they called in a bunch of help. Like literally imagine holding a 10-1 tech advantage and still getting your ass kicked.

[shwampy]

wow, are all your 836 posts of this quality?

[AL Bundy]

On 8/22/2023 at 3:07 PM, shwampy said:

let us not forget this all started due to Wolves invading a small, peaceful, three member alliance, minding out own business, selling quality tech and nice vodka to discerning buyers. Then Wolves gets all upset when an alliance of friends helps out a bit.

 

edit: it also seems the LSF, according to to those nice stats above, is the best performing alliance in this war?

Who is upset? UCR turned my 3 raids into 30.... 

 

On 8/21/2023 at 2:13 PM, Sabcat said:

I'm pretty sure UCR is going to recover faster from this than the broke wolves, the only nations with a warchest worth the name are you and those from NG and none of you are going to be wasting slots on them when this is over. They're an embarrassment. 

Haha I could spend all my WC, go inactive for 6 months and still come back and recover faster then UCR. It is hilarious you think they would recover faster than me.

 

My wolves have an excuse for lower war chest, we fought in the world war, what UCR excuse? O and when I say fought I mean dominated!   Your talking to #1 baby, and my alliances #1.... let me know if you want me to tell you PGS score or yours hahaha its kind of embarrassing for the BIG WARCHEST you boast about. So just sit back an enjoy the whooping.

 

Al

 

[AL Bundy]

On 8/21/2023 at 1:05 PM, lilweirdward said:

Stats Update #5, now including COMECON:

 

 

Alliance Name	Active Nations	Nation Strength	Damage Dealt	Damage Received	Offensive Wars	Defensive Wars	Nukes Per Active Nation
Libertarian Socialist Federation	3 (-1)	55,388 (-26,946)	156,461.44 (+15,067.93)	133,438.07 (+21,398.05)	21 (+1)	17 (+3)	14.3333 (+8.8333)
Union Of Communist Republics	17 (+4)	731,848 (-56,840)	765,929.17 (+118,708.3)	789,518.36 (+179,488.25)	68 (+5)	98 (+24)	16.0588 (-3.2489)
Socialist Workers Front	2	119,133 (-4560)	54,819.49	77,479.24 (+6,185.92)	1	15 (+3)	12.5
COMECON	3	7,324	3,333.98	10,618.21	0	4	0
The Wolves	14 (+2)	348,427 (+40,644)	1,011,053.88 (+217,690.43)	980,544.08 (+137,110.21)	134 (+34)	90 (+6)	10.1429 (-0.5238)

 

 

For the first time in this war (at least since I've posted stats), UCR's damage ratio is negative, and The Wolves' damage ratio is positive. 

DANG... look at those offensive wars.... look at that damage dealt....

 

Al