mrmarx Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Friends and Comrades, Nations of the world, On July 20, 2022, the Union of Communist Republics, the Socialist Workers Front, and the Libertarian Socialist Federation signed "The Conclusion of the Friends of Doom RED ALERT War Treaty". We pledged to each other that we would refrain from hostilities, and we pledged to each other a mechanism of diplomatic mediation should any disagreement arise between our nations. For 10 months now, these terms have been respected and upheld on all sides, and despite the differences in our alliances, we have walked the path of peace in good faith. Unfortunately today, one signatory to these accords has unilaterally rejected these obligations and chooses instead to walk the path of war. Our good faith has been met with bloodshed and nuclear terror. On May 24, The Wolves launched a series of aggressive wars against the SWF and the LSF, a blatant breach of our treaty. The next day, they escalated with nuclear weapons. The Wolves have rejected any attempt at diplomatic resolution, leaving us with no other option to defend our allies, our sovereignty, and our rights. Today, May 26, 2023, the Union of Communist Republics, in response to the violation of our peace treaty and the attacks on our allies and in accordance with its obligations under the RED ALERT, and having exhausted every possible route for peaceful mediation, declares war against The Wolves. mrmarx Premier of the Union of Communist Republics Post script: this has already been communicated privately, but although circumstances have brought us to war, the UCR has always desired peace. We would like to be clear that we will still uphold and respect the terms of our peace treaty with Doom Squad, Doombird Doomcave, and Dark Templar. We appreciate their continued commitment to peaceful relations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkkenNovikov Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 This should be a bit of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Soooo... something something The Wolves are being mean.... something something they broke a forever promise to never beat the hell out of us again.... something something Al is the devil... Now what will I do? UCR has hit us and it's all over now Planet Bob help me! I'll be waiting for my declares.......... 🤣 Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I've read this book before.. Good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Good call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 “They escalated with nuclear war” “the ucr has always desired peace” idk any of the context surrounding it or who you are but my god you sound like a whiny !@#$%* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Better dead than red, gotta say I am solidly on the side of The Wolves in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 38 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: Good call You going to defend them this time, or is this going to be the 4th war in a row where the signatories B.U.T.T. refuse to help each other for fear of getting rolled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrected USSR Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 2 hours ago, firingline said: You going to defend them this time, or is this going to be the 4th war in a row where the signatories B.U.T.T. refuse to help each other for fear of getting rolled? Lol they actually are going to help this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Resurrected USSR said: Lol they actually are going to help this time. I mean on one hand I admire how much of a noob you are about all this, but let's say that was even remotely true - do you think they would appreciate you just spreading it around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said: I mean on one hand I admire how much of a noob you are about all this, but let's say that was even remotely true - do you think they would appreciate you just spreading it around? Regrettably, it seems that GATO has not been bestowed the privilege of time to exercise their right to vote yet. Clearly, someone has failed to acknowledge the importance of allowing them this fundamental democratic process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Good luck and have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 7 hours ago, Resurrected USSR said: Lol they actually are going to help this time. Glad to hear @Jason8 will get to defend his allies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 LSF has only 2 members. Do they really count as an alliance? Also is anyone really going to get upset with nukes being used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdiah Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Good on UCR holding up their bloc, even if the rest of the bloc is only 7 nations at this point in the game. Still the respectable thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrected USSR Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Electron Sponge said: I mean on one hand I admire how much of a noob you are about all this, but let's say that was even remotely true - do you think they would appreciate you just spreading it around? Love how you have to insult me to make a point but go off queen... you honestly think I would make a claim about GATO and PGS defending us without receipts and assurances lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrected USSR Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said: Glad to hear @Jason8 will get to defend his allies! It's J8's welcome home from vacation gift to fight in a war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 What a nice way to enter the Summer Season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Resurrected USSR said: Love how you have to insult me to make a point but go off queen... you honestly think I would make a claim about GATO and PGS defending us without receipts and assurances lol No, I insulted you because it brings me joy to do so. Anyone unironically calling themselves "Resurrected USSR" is most likely a first-class edgelord. I am sure you are being totally forthright here, so if you'd just go ahead and post those "receipts and assurances" we'd all just love it. Thanks in advance, tankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Bionic redhead said: LSF has only 2 members. Do they really count as an alliance? Also is anyone really going to get upset with nukes being used? The League recognizes LSF an alliance, and we will treat any further denial of their status as an alliance by you as a hostile action from the Viridian Entente. Consider this your only warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Electron Sponge said: Anyone unironically calling themselves "Resurrected USSR" is most likely a first-class edgelord. Guy who unironically says things like "better dead than red" and "tankie" is really out here calling someone else an "edgelord" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I think everything is fine as is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I have a sneaking suspicion that Bundy is not exactly bothered by a couple extra commies to raid lol, so I wish him and the rest of The Wolves good luck and happy casualties! 19 hours ago, Gibsonator21 said: “They escalated with nuclear war” “the ucr has always desired peace” idk any of the context surrounding it or who you are but my god you sound like a whiny !@#$%* Incredibly, you did not need any context whatsoever to arrive at the correct interpretation. Almost like you’ve played this game before or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 The more important questions: What are we naming this war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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