Stewie Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) After a long slog, I, Stewie of Stewieland, declare ultimate victory in the Maroon Senate race. Thus, I assume the title of President of Maroon. Now that I have taken ownership of the Sphere. When you look at your nation, think 1 thing. What would Stewie Do? I think if this sphere gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Grey pay for that wall. Mark my words. I think I could have stopped many of our previous wars because I have very tough illegal immigration policies, and people aren't coming into this sphere unless they're vetted and vetted properly. Our sphere is in serious trouble. We don't have victories any more. We used to have victories but now we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, Red, in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat Red all the time. All the time. It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming! Edited January 4, 2021 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 What would Stewie do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, SirWilliam said: What would Stewie do? Build a wall. A big beautiful wall. And build Moon Colonies. Big beautiful colonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 I'm still waiting for Xiph to pay for our last wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Caustic said: I'm still waiting for Xiph to pay for our last wall. We'll get another wall, a giant maroon wall. And make the rest of Bob pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krihelion Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 I have already made YUGE profits in this deal, terrific, excellent even. Thank you Stewie, you are a terrific wonderful person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Maurice Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 This is great, wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) You will succeed bigly! I guarantee it Edited January 4, 2021 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 Seems your line is out of style. The latest trend: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) Too progressive, gone are the free market and Atlas Shrugged days of genuine sanction bullying by a great Libertarian Senator, Methrage. Even Grub adopted a similar bullying platform on Blue that ousted the alt left NADC. This new Senator is printing money hot off the press so that welfare queens like Cobra can get free phones. Better dead than red I suppose, but Pink is still the economic powerhouse of the free markets, all maroon can do is devalue their currency to remain competitive. Edited January 11, 2021 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Better dead than red I suppose, but Pink is still the economic powerhouse of the free markets, all maroon can do is devalue their currency to remain competitive. You mean "free trade" and sanction free BS that dominates Pink. Which is code for zero community standards? Currently manipulation? So typical of Pink to project onto others what they do themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 58 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: You mean "free trade" and sanction free BS that dominates Pink. Which is code for zero community standards? Currently manipulation? So typical of Pink to project onto others what they do themselves. When the radical maroons storm the capital in protest, Pink and all of her glory has to silence their voice on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: When the radical maroons storm the capital in protest, Pink and all of her glory has to silence their voice on social media. Casually referencing current events on other planets doesn't validate your claims. Present an IC argument or don't, up to you. But Pink won't be silencing anybody. Edited January 12, 2021 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: Casually referencing current events on other planets doesn't validate your claims. Present an IC argument or don't, up to you. Okay, one of the worst leaders in the history of planet bob, one who snubbed their membership for their own greedy personal gain, who couldn’t even write his own apology letter- is for this movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 36 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Okay, one of the worst leaders in the history of planet bob, one who snubbed their membership for their own greedy personal gain, who couldn’t even write his own apology letter- is for this movement. .. What Steve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Okay, one of the worst leaders in the history of planet bob, one who snubbed their membership for their own greedy personal gain, who couldn’t even write his own apology letter- is for this movement. Says the guy who's main MO is to get others to bleed for him/ sell himself to the lowest bidder. Who's just jelly that NG has a senator this great. Who could never admit it when he acted wrongly. Bitter about losing his chance at influence, only to then serve the ones who destroyed him. They don't come much sadder than LH Edited January 12, 2021 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Stewie said: .. What Steve? Steve made you feel good. He genuinely believed in his arguments and was a radiant light for community, loved loved loved his posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 What would Bob do without you, Stewie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Stewie for Prime Minister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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