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The Black Lace Accords

 

 

Article I: Pineapples
Both signatories will hereafter refrain from the hostile activity of throwing pineapples at each other. 

 

Article II: Agadoos
Should vital knowledge of a Agadoos come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share the Agadoos with the other promptly through the hula melody.

 

Article III: Throwing Pineapples, Playing Ukelele, Shaking Trees and Singing and Dancing the Hula
If either signatory requests assistance in the form of throwing pineapples, playing the ukulele, shaking the trees, or singing and dancing the hula, it is strongly encouraged for the other signatory to provide what help it can, though both parties accept that this is not an obligation to attend the party.

 

Article IV: Throwing Pineapples Aggressively
Should either signatory find it necessary to throw pineapples to a party pooper, they may request support from the other signatory, though this request is under no circumstances an obligation.

 

Article V: Shaking Trees
Both party patrons may coordinate in the shaking of trees for pineapple juice production. Should one party not deliver, that is a party foul and can lead to being escorted out of the party.

 

Article VI: Party End
It is the hope of both patrons that this party may last forever, or until the party juice runs out.  Given the uncertainties of parties, these accords may be canceled after 72 hours notice upon receipt of a gift basket.

 

Signed for the New Polar Order

EaTeMuP - Emperor
AlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator Emeritus
HannaH - Minister of Truth
Carfre Inpor - Deputy Minister of Truth
Emperor Jason  - Minister of Peace
bdmon75 - Deputy Minister of Peace
Quantum Leap - Minister of Love
JayMillz - Deputy Minister of Love
Blue Sam3 - Minister of Plenty
Guus87 - Deputy Minister of Plenty

 

Signed for Imperium of Supernova X

Immortan Junka - Emperor
Galerion - Hand

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It is my pleasure to see the Imperium of Supernova X and New Polar Order collaborate as allies once again. Before the July Revolution of 2015, Supernova X went through rough times, and deals that were made were not honored. As a result the original MDoAP, derived from the ancient NpO-MCXA treaty, was cancelled.

 

Today marks the beginning of a new era... an era where we are restored to our rightful place in the world. Side by side, we will work closely with Polar to counter the machinations of Chaos and bring order and prosperity to civilization in distress.

 

o/ Polar

o/ Imperium

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Banned said:

If any dignity and respect was still lingering for ISX from cooperation in Monsters Mash, it is gone now.  Gratz on the treaty, you really do deserve each other.

 

Banned you very well know the events that lead to this treaty. There's no reason we can't cooperate on counter-terrorism again in the future though.

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1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

Banned you very well know the events that lead to this treaty. There's no reason we can't cooperate on counter-terrorism again in the future though.

You sign treaties with your terrorists.  I destroy mine.

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8 minutes ago, Banned said:

If any dignity and respect was still lingering for ISX from cooperation in Monsters Mash, it is gone now.  Gratz on the treaty, you really do deserve each other.

As if quadruple or penta or however many times -teaming Legion was a shining example of dignity and honor.

 

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2 minutes ago, JayMillz said:

As if quadruple or penta or however many times -teaming Legion was a shining example of dignity and honor.

 

It's not like SLAP wasn't also in 4 other wars in that same conflict.

1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

You are literally allied to Land of Freedom, who was a member of Minc during the Second War on Terror/Monster Mash.

One member joining an already standing ally hardly equates to blocing up with animalz.

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25 minutes ago, SirWilliam said:

You had your chance, people. Heh.

 

I mentioned before that being politically independent didn't mean we are weak, but people wanted to try to push things anyway. It worked well in the end though because I don't think anyone can argue that Polar isn't a solid military force on the battlefield (fought as a member during Doom War myself).

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48 minutes ago, Banned said:

One member joining an already standing ally hardly equates to blocing up with animalz.

 

I signed with DK in 2015, if I can get over past disputes then so can you. Our job as leaders isn't to nurture grudges, it's to do what's best for our members.

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1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

Our job as leaders isn't to nurture grudges, it's to do what's best for our members.

Yours maybe.  My job is to be a representative of my members, and they don't always want what's best for them.

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6 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

I signed with DK in 2015, if I can get over past disputes then so can you. Our job as leaders isn't to nurture grudges, it's to do what's best for our members.

 

When have you ever done what´s best for your members?

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I have to admit, SNX is absolutely stunning in black lace ??

 

As an Ex,  i feel an odd combination of jealousy and relief.  

 

Enjoy Polaris.  ?  You two were together first anyway.

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1 hour ago, White Chocolate said:

I have to admit, SNX is absolutely stunning in black lace ??

 

As an Ex,  i feel an odd combination of jealousy and relief.  

 

Enjoy Polaris.  ?  You two were together first anyway.

Its somewhat amusing Junka would be surprised by SLAP's reaction, when he's hooking back up with those he was allied with back when he was aligned against most of you. Junka never did seem to understand the concept you can't try getting a treaty with everyone and expect no fallout when trying to play all sides.

 

So I think you're right to be feeling relief here, so congrats on that.
 

4 hours ago, Banned said:

You sign treaties with your terrorists.  I destroy mine.

Seems to be a common tactic he uses, keep calling people rogues or terrorists; in hopes they'll ally him. Then find someone else to call terrorists in hopes they'll eventually treaty him as well, but I think its a rather pathetic way to try making friends.

 

I think this separation improves my perception of SLAP; while making me feel somewhat bad for the Polaris members who had no say in this. I thought they canceled with SNX for a reason after Junka took charge, but I guess with time they forgot. Interesting choice on their part and SNX.

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20 minutes ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

Its somewhat amusing Junka would be surprised by SLAP's reaction, when he's hooking back up with those he was allied with back when he was aligned against most of you. Junka never did seem to understand the concept you can't try getting a treaty with everyone and expect no fallout when trying to play all sides.

 

Oh we knew there would be people who wouldn't be happy, there always are but that's not going to stop us getting on with business.

 

20 minutes ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

I thought they canceled with SNX for a reason after Junka took charge, but I guess with time they forgot. Interesting choice on their part and SNX.

 

Yes they did but that was related to previous governance not current or Junka for that matter.

 

Alienating non allies a bit is hardly anything catastrophic, there have been examples of people alienating there own allies which has a far more dramatic effect on how things turn out :rolleyes:

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4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

For anyone who is unfamiliar with Noctis, here's him in the Freehold Discord Server:

 

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Lol, you were just whining about Mogar being a snitch on DIscord; as I see you posting screenshots of information you think matters. (You being the snitch you accused Mogar of being just a few minutes ago)

 

Both Aevum and Aevrum have Protectorate Agreements with Umbrella; with Aevum also having a protectorate agreement with Non Grata. So I was fine with dividing into 2 AAs, even if both AAs remain close friends.

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6 minutes ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

Lol, you were just whining about Mogar being a snitch on DIscord; as I see you posting screenshots of information you think matters. (You being the snitch you accused Mogar of being just a few minutes ago)

 

This was an IC discussion in the public CN Freehold Discord. It would be snitching if it were private logs (I dont leak those) or from a non-CN chan/server.

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