Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) The "Smaller Flags = Bigger Egos, Right?" Accords Preamble: Doombird Doomcave and Los Pollos Hermanos party hard. We party so damn hard, we machine washed our flags somehow and they wound up shrank. However, we're still hot shit and this treaty is to cement that fact. Article I: No Sandusky, no bad touch. Article II: If we have information to share, we'll share it. Article III: DBDC and LPH have the right to defend each other. We also have the right to attack others together for the Natty and the bitches, brah. Article IV: LPH and DBDC can cooperate economically, duh. Article V: DBDC and LPH will notify each other 72 hours in advance of a party ending. Signed for Los Pollos Hermanos Rey the Great, The Gus Deebo, The Worthless Tool Drege, The Interior Designer BringMetheHorizon, Saul Goodman Zacharias, Mike EhrmantrautSigned for Doombird Doomcave Tayloj, Bunny King Edited August 9, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascended Dio Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I didn't know DBDC signed treaties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Avian-Meth Syndrome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) itt: more irrelevance. Can LPH get any worse? Gosh Rey is so horrid. Wow, DBDC is still a thing? Ok, I covered most of the next 5 pages. Edited August 9, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 This is horrible and you should be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascended Dio Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 This is horrible and you should be ashamed. What I say whenever Rotavele does anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 itt: more irrelevance. Can LPH get any worse? Gosh Rey is so horrid. Wow, DBDC is still a thing? Ok, I covered most of the next 5 pages. Wow! Just wow... you must have a gift! As for the treaty, I'm sure people will think twice now before hammering LPH. On second thought, no, they probably won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 What I say whenever Rotavele does anything. I have to agree. On-topic, any treaty that has "duh" in it is probably a pretty poor treaty. Also, didn't know DBDC was going the official route. Good luck, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Wow! Just wow... you must have a gift! As for the treaty, I'm sure people will think twice now before hammering LPH. On second thought, no, they probably won't.Has anyone hammered us yet? Edited August 9, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) This is bad, and I feel bad. Edited August 9, 2013 by BringMeTheHorizon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I blame Deebo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Dear OBR, Please steamroll DBDC and enable us all stomp the chupadoras de pollas in the ensuing brawl. Yours, Everyone Edited August 9, 2013 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayloj7 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm pretty sure only great things will come of this, like almost pretty sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I blame Deebo.Somebody gets us. Dear OBR,Please steamroll DBDC and enable us all stomp the chupadoras de pollas in the ensuing brawl. Yours,EveryoneIf you feel so secure in the ability to do so, why not just attack us yourself? Or is the once-great Schattenmann pre-occupied with rambling on and on about how relevant he should still be? It isn't as if CoJ doesn't have the numbers to potentially take us head-on, and then some. What's stopping you, if not some form of fear?It would appear that many have the same grievance as you, Schattenmann. Our door is open if you want to talk. We have one nation in peace mode if you would like to settle things a different way. We are here, if you don't like us talking, you're free to air your grievances. If you have a score to settle, settle it. If you don't, move along. If you wish to attack us but do not have the stones, I would think it would be more apt for you to move along without begging others to do so for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) I like a tidy workspace; t-boning you for laughs would get my cubicle unnecessarily dirty when it's bound to happen anyway. Then again, our dullwitted enemies always make statements like yours without realizing to what extent we work in the shadows to make things clean for us. But surely a man like you with no such scruples could easily turn things around on an organization so irrelevant as CoJ, no trouble. Edited August 9, 2013 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 All hail the bunny king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayloj7 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Now now, can't we all just get along? :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I like a tidy workspace; t-boning you for laughs would get my cubicle unnecessarily dirty when it's bound to happen anyway. Then again, our dullwitted enemies always make statements like yours without realizing to what extent we work in the shadows to make things clean for us. But surely a man like you with no such scruples could easily turn things around on an organization so irrelevant as CoJ, no trouble. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh lawdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Rey I'm expecting your DoW soon now with this. Ive been trying to get you to "do something" for long enough so please don't disappoint me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 But now you're not in gov and the issue is resolved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 But now you're not in gov and the issue is resolved! Details, details... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Congrats to those involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacific Fleet Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 I thought Rey was passing on the throne.... oh well :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Good stuff. Congrats, Pollos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 So Los Pollos Hermanos picked up a treaty with a former wartime flophouse AA for DH, an alliance now that consists of three raiders, one of which joined today. Is this a case of charity work or is LPH really that short of potential quality treaty partners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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