HappyTheHobo Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) We're always coming up with new and creative ways to force people into serving on the TotalFark council. It's a thankless job filled with hours of arguing, angry drinking, and endless complaints from grouchy Farkers. This month, we present... Farkers and Farkettes, COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestants on The Price is FARK! The gameshow where there are no cash prizes and your only reward is escaping from this hellhole with your sanity in tact! Let's take a look at this month's big losers! Randomly Jim looks surprisingly feminine as he watches the game of cliffhanger in dismay. He lost by estimating the new changes to CN would take more than 30 weeks to scare away the remaning nations. The penalty? Council service. Plinko is a long-time favorite of Beachrat, who crapped out by hitting the secret score. From the Punch-A-Bunch board, we see lostindenver's hopes built up and dashed by that weasel, Drew Carey. Drew will NEVER be as good as Bob Barker. EVER. Also, Lid is apparently an old asian woman. P3 Shows off the Admin Prize of The Day bonus she won by spinning exactly $1.00. Hopefully it will make the days go faster for her! Over-bidding is the worst thing you can do in The Price is FARK. one_eighty_two earned a spot as Speaker of the Council by failing on the easiest showcase showdown we've had in years. Don't forget to stop by the Farkistan forums at www.farkistan.org to participate in the online version of The Price is FARK. (no seriously, hobo has been working on some Price Is Right themed forum games) That's all the time we have for this month. Please remember to help control the troll population: have your OWF troll spayed or neutered (again). tl;dr New TotalFark Council: one_eighty_two (SoTC) P3 lostindenver (LiD) beachrat Randomly Jim Edited July 1, 2013 by Happy The Hobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Randomly Jim is old and should follow the example of the original Random and retire :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex987 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 This is one hell of a Farking awesome announcement. Cheers guys and gals :) Lack of Tums though :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Needs more salsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 P3 is the best Everyone else blows cocks then they fry them and blow them some more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 this is all fark up congradz , to the ones that got ,, well congradz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 I for one welcome our new overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 But, who in your gov is this contestant? Congrats on your new peebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Wooo Party Time! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalgon Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Congrats on your new Council, Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HM Solomon I Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Love the post, very amusing, so thanks for the entertainment! :D Also, congrats on [s]elections[/s] [s]erections[/s] elections (was going to but decided that'd be too silly even for this thread). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 It's a step-up from the usual announcements at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Smyth Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Congrats on the total farking council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Fark \o :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enamel32 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Lol, I love cliffhanger >_> The Price is Fark wooo hooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Nice line-up there, Farkers. Plus to make it even better, I'm drunk enough right now to find it amusing!(no, but really, I chuckled at the announcement. You can blame my love for old-school, Bob Barker-led Price is Right for that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 I wonder why it has not been mentioned yet, that fact that you guys are doomed. Yep. Doomed!/yay P3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Republic Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Looking good Fark o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 All hail the mighty FARK and the cruelty of serving on the TFC! o/FARK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic King Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 How the hell do you over bid on Hookers?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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