XRCatD Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) [center][img]http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq240/Rebel_Virginia/failmark4.jpg[/img] [color="#4000B0"][size="7"]Official FAIL Announcement[/size][/color][/center] [size="3"][color="#4000B0"]The injustices of the [url="http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=62614"]Goonland Security Act[/url], which were used to justify the sanctioning of tens of nations from sovereign alliances vying for a black senate spot, have never been paid for. Although the act is no longer enforced, (in fact, the old GOONS disbanded as of June 2008), the new GOONS bears responsibility by claiming to be a revival of the old GOONS.[/color] [center][color="#4000B0"]FAIL is here to avenge the dozens of nations from black team alliances who have been denied their trades while exercising their right of running for the black team senate. Justice must be paid for in blood.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]The Federated Allied Independence League hereby [b]declares war[/b] on the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism.[/color][/center][/size] [color="#4000B0"][size="5"][center]Onwards to justice![/center][/size][/color] [center][img]http://www.alphabetics.info/international/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chinese_military0305.jpg[/img][/center] [color="#4000B0"][size="3"]Participation by FAIL members in this conflict is voluntary and will not be forced.(FAIL members, such as Rebel Virginia, who may not wish to receive the wrath of retaliation won't receive such wrath, according to [url="http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=8358.0"]the Goonland Security Accords[/url])[/size][/color] Edited January 7, 2012 by XRCatD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Napalm Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 We really should bring that back. Looks like Umar will be happy with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 God speed FAIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tower IV Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 oh wow, this should be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Ceasar Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 2 Failure FAIL announcements in 30 minutes..... I'm Crazy, you just don't have sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex0827a Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 wtfail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 You sir are no FAIL. You are about 10 steps below FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='AirMe' timestamp='1325901025' post='2894410'] You sir are no FAIL. You are about 10 steps below FAIL.[/quote] Wait. You mean he can actually close enough see FAIL from where he is standing? He's doing better than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1325901559' post='2894413'] Wait. You mean he can actually close enough see FAIL from where he is standing? He's doing better than I thought. [/quote] Perhaps I was being too generous now that I think about it. Lets add about 15 more steps...that way he is down and around the corner. So...You sir are about 25 steps below FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Ante is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Umbrella's gonna eat you up, son. That is if our upper tier doesn't get there first. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tn00b Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I can already see the peace terms, RV made to become a GOONS member. For good this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 oohhhhkaaayyyy then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRCatD Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1325902132' post='2894419'] Umbrella's gonna eat you up, son. That is if our upper tier doesn't get there first. Enjoy. [/quote] [color="#4000B0"]Yes GOONS will let Umbrella do its dirty work. Very likely. Especially when FAIL nations will fall out of range in like a week.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]Anyways, to whoever may join this conflict, good luck and have fun! [/color] Edited January 7, 2012 by XRCatD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='XRCatD' timestamp='1325903921' post='2894440'] [color="#4000B0"]Yes GOONS will let Umbrella do its dirty work. Very likely. Especially when FAIL nations will fall out of range in like a week.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]Anyways, to whoever may join this conflict, good luck and have fun! [/color] [/quote] Well considering the lack of GOONS nations in range, it would make sense that Umbrella or other GOONS allies would want to step in and take a crack at ya. But yeah, have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I don't know where you buy this retard catnip, GOONS, but don't ever try to sell me any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ControlVolume Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) I don't get it, Christmas was a week and a half ago. Why are we still getting amazing gifts? Edited January 7, 2012 by ControlVolume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I get the feeling that this whole !@#$@#$ retarded thing was spawned solely due to that 15 minutes of fame thread. Well done dude, you got some attention, now everyone thinks you're a dip!@#$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRCatD Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) [color="#4000B0"]Those of us at FAIL fail to understand how this "thing" may be considered "retarded". The creation of an alliance, especially when it comes packaged with a declaration of a war, certainly adds interest and diversity to the monotonous stream of the current alliance election results, milestones, or current-war-bandwagoning/surrendering announcements out there.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]FAIL would appreciate it if reply-posters can tone down a bit and conduct themselves in a more gentleman-like fashion on our announcement.[/color] Edited January 7, 2012 by XRCatD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tn00b Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='XRCatD' timestamp='1325912114' post='2894529'] [color="#4000B0"]Those of us at FAIL fail to understand how this "thing" may be considered "retarded". The creation of an alliance, especially when it comes packaged with a declaration of a war, certainly adds interest and diversity to the monotonous stream of the current alliance election results, milestones, or current-war-bandwagoning/surrendering announcements out there.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]FAIL would appreciate it if reply-posters can tone down a bit and conduct themselves in a more gentleman-like fashion on our announcement.[/color] [/quote] Just because you made a DoE and a DoW doesn't mean we at GONOS recognize you as an alliance or as anything other than a rogue. As much as you like to trot around here with your pomp and circumstance and pretend like you are important. You aren't and no one really cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRCatD Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='r00tn00b' timestamp='1325912885' post='2894535'] Just because you made a DoE and a DoW doesn't mean we at GONOS recognize you as an alliance or as anything other than a rogue. As much as you like to trot around here with your pomp and circumstance and pretend like you are important. You aren't and no one really cares. [/quote] [color="#4000B0"]Firstly, realize that if GOONS does not recognize FAIL as an alliance, it can be considered another Casus Belli (although a weak one) for war. In this case, GOONS will be met with the full wrath of FAIL being brought down upon its enemies.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]In addition, be careful when using the term "care" regarding our FAIL crusade. Currently there are at least 3 people that "care": the Dog Emperor, you, and everyone else who posted in this thread (where "everyone" is singular). This is due to two reasons, either of which is enough to indicate "care": 1- Making a post in this announcement 2- Being a participant in this alliance war (and therefore defending one's post with one's pixels)[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Dont worry FAIL... I care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Napalm Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='XRCatD' timestamp='1325914395' post='2894554'] [color="#4000B0"]Firstly, realize that if GOONS does not recognize FAIL as an alliance, it can be considered another Casus Belli (although a weak one) for war. In this case, GOONS will be met with the full wrath of FAIL being brought down upon its enemies.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]In addition, be careful when using the term "care" regarding our FAIL crusade. Currently there are at least 3 people that "care": the Dog Emperor, you, and everyone else who posted in this thread (where "everyone" is singular). This is due to two reasons, either of which is enough to indicate "care": 1- Making a post in this announcement 2- Being a participant in this alliance war (and therefore defending one's post with one's pixels)[/color] [/quote] Ugh. It really isn't too difficult to do your own thing when you're rogue. I'm sure we recognise RV though. So whats the plan? Will you end up performing for us at the mercy board, or will you just end up deleting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tn00b Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='King Wally' timestamp='1325914992' post='2894562'] Dont worry FAIL... I care [/quote] Of course you do, you are a care-bear. /ooc Absolutely love the new avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tn00b Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 [quote name='XRCatD' timestamp='1325914395' post='2894554'] [color="#4000B0"]Firstly, realize that if GOONS does not recognize FAIL as an alliance, it can be considered another Casus Belli (although a weak one) for war. In this case, GOONS will be met with the full wrath of FAIL being brought down upon its enemies.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]In addition, be careful when using the term "care" regarding our FAIL crusade. Currently there are at least 3 people that "care": the Dog Emperor, you, and everyone else who posted in this thread (where "everyone" is singular). This is due to two reasons, either of which is enough to indicate "care": 1- Making a post in this announcement 2- Being a participant in this alliance war (and therefore defending one's post with one's pixels)[/color] [/quote] when you use a firstly there is usually a secondly shortly behind it not just an in addition. finish your first thought before starting a second one. Also, no one cares still. they just love goons enough to show their support for us no matter how silly the declaration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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