[quote name='NoFish' date='22 February 2010 - 02:08 AM' timestamp='1266826084' post='2196952']
Funny story about that. Like two weeks ago (I don't know exactly how long ago. I don't remember anything and am going off of IRC logs, more on this later) Xiphosis ordered me to draw up target lists on Polar, issue orders to go to war, that sort of thing. You know, 'cause it's my job. Also since his bank account was frozen [OOC]He's being investigated on charges of domestic terrorism (probably false) and narcotic distribution (probably true)[/OOC] he mailed me some money to pay for the servers our forums are hosted on.
Being the fine upstanding citizen that I am, I realized that the money was probably his ill-gotten profits from his latest coke deal and decided to embezzle it, then go out on the town every night and get completely !@#$faced, usually coming home with one, maybe two or three prostitutes. Needless to say, I forgot all about giving out those war orders.
My bad >.>
Edit: Oh, and if our forums go offline at the end of the month, that's probably my fault, too. Sorry.
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You forgot the part where you went all in on a straight draw
Otherwise, it's a fairly accurate summary.