Jim Bob the Glorious

To answer your question, you weren't prepared and thought that by joining a curbstomp late with 5 times the nation strength, you'd face easy, overwhelmed, wimpy targets. More specifically, you personally were more bark than bite. You entered the war with less than 70m in warchest and found yourself completely reliant on Umbrella aid in two weeks. By the end of the third week, your aid slots were already used up with cash and you turtled. You retreated to the OWF and talked big here because you really couldn't say much on the battlefield. It's a shame you weren't more like this guy: Mr. Culkin here showed up with a warchest and tech. Chest out and mouth wide open, he ran forward into war. A total casualty virgin, I was quite happy to break that hyman for him. Sadly and like most overly excited teenagers, he burned out quickly. After 10 days, he retreated to peace mode and proceed to blow his entire warchest on infra. A true warrior, he returned to the war with no more savings and an amazing infra;tech ratio of 3 to 1. Luckily, the kindess of Umbrella was there to keep him from bill lock. Lastly, we have this fellow: Jaym is a superb human being and an all around nice guy. I really have no issue with him and if he's the face of the alliance, I understand the loyalty Dienos inspires in its friends. He was the first Deinos to declare on Fark and he happened to choose me for the honor. Like Culkin, he had a warchest and tech but also a virgin. He lasted 3 weeks before discovering himself at just under 15 million in warchest and reliant on Umbrella aid. So to answer Jake's question, Deinos was unprepared and overconfident and thats why you had issues. The stats of that war and the recovery are available in the Sanction Race thread. I think they speak for themselves. I'm confident you guys learned from it.

My name is Randomly Jim and I approve this message.

Losing an ally is always a touchy situation. It's never welcomed or seen as a victory by anyone because it represents failure. Zoom in close enough and you can always find fault in each part. Several things have changed and these two great alliances have found their once happy relationship soured. Unfortunately, this happened and each side must let things go. Credit must be given to GO and CSN for the lack of drama in this thread. Keeping things friendly should be a priority as they share so many allies and friends. Should either party need help in the future, I'm sure it would be provided in a heartbeat.

New Gov! New Targets!

[quote name='Tick1' timestamp='1340191541' post='2989932'] Technically it's our ankles, but anyhow [/quote] Technically you don't have ankles, but anyhoo

Needs more Tums.

[quote name='Epiphanus' timestamp='1286768408' post='2481089'] While this doesn't change the stagnation, I look forward to seeing whoever wins. [/quote] If this goes well, expect more of these. Bigger, better, and more pointless.

Good evening, We, the 10 alliances of 10.10.10, have gathered together to fight the single greatest threat to Bob. This growing menace, created by the tangled web, controlled by the treaty, and masters of us all must be destroyed. Yes, this danger grows daily as more and more are forced to decide between something good and something awful. Unable to sit by any longer, the members of Athens, NpO, UPN, GATO, FAN, RnR, Fark, Sparta, WTF and FoK have banded together to destroy it. You may have already heard of such plans. Nothing is secret any more in a world controlled by our enemy. Yes, today is the day we 10 go to war against boredom. We 10 have each sent 10 nations forward into 10 days of battle. For the cause of fun, against the evil of boredom, we plan to destroy each others pixels. We 10 have created 10 rules to guide us during these 10 days of pointless pixel violence. These rules will help us stay true to the path of merriment upon which lies both victory and tech. We 10 know that others may attempt to join in. We 10 strongly warn against it. While our 100 warriors may be otherwise engaged in combat, we 10 have many hundreds more that sit in the stands watching with jealousy. With this announcement, let the war begin.

[quote name='Krack' timestamp='1286334099' post='2476782'] I don't think he's very concerned; everyone knows Aloha is MK's favorite. Hell, we're everybody's favorite. We're Legion's favorite and we wouldn't even consider signing a treaty with you. [/quote] You're not our favorite.

[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1286134647' post='2473324'] i again ask how does this shake things up? they signed MDoaP's with each SF alliance By the by, shouldnt you be off betraying more friends by log dumping on them [/quote] [img]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/give_me_a_spit_take_skit.jpg[/img] I kid.

[quote name='streak324' date='16 July 2010 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1279329576' post='2375296'] wow, no FARK members responded to the thread? [/quote] A travesty! Guru Order has long been one of Farkistan's closest alliances. We've shared a love for beer and all the joy it brings for longer than I can remember. Once a protectorate and then an ally, they are now considered a partner. Congratulation Guru on your own brand of beer. Send us over a case and we will return the favor.

Could you kindly remove our flag from the OP? While I get the need to strut, feed the ego, and generally declare yourselves topdog, I'd personally prefer if you did it without implying that Fark condones this crap.

[quote name='RavingMainyYak' date='06 June 2010 - 01:05 PM' timestamp='1275843908' post='2326423'] There's something familiar with this review.A nice selection of brews, but I have this sense of déjà vu. [/quote] A beer review so nice, they used it twice? http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=65212&st=0&p=1742357&hl=+carlsberg%20+elephant%20+beer&fromsearch=1&#entry1742357

Tum's a dude.

What do you mean Spectre?