ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE AYATOLLAH OF THE GERMAN EMPIRE
Glory be to the omniscient the omnipresent. From him we came and to him we shall return. By the doctrine of the faith any man or woman not eating oranges shall be stoned to death, any person throwing an orange on the ground shall be whipped 50 times any man who fucks an orange shall receive 70 orange virgins as reward.
Orange Achebar