Sardonic

GOONS Declaration of this crap is taking too long war on R&R. Time to wrap it up. Stick a fork in it. Last Call. Get out. Pursuant to GOONS' treaty with TOP, and other coalition members, GOONS declares war on R&R, in the service of ending this nonsense. R&R, please leave the war immediately, or we will be forced to relieve the citizens of your nations of their organs, via their noses. Signed, Sardonic, GOONS Pilot

Congrats on peace.

Rest in peace, Hermanos.

Don't ask for forgiveness, that guy's a dick. You should join an alliance that does not restrain its members from making fun of pointless and sad endeavors like this one.

You should probably start caring before you dig your grave more than you have already.

I still think you should have decced tLR, still, have much fun!

I'm flattered you regard me as the best of the best, but I think you should give Marx a little more credit, he posts a bit rough at times, but GOONS is unquestioningly better off for his help in running the alliance.

You temporarily confused me, shame on you tLR.

Excuse me, your list doesn't include GOONS, I am offended.

I was so worried we had lost you.

Are you really saying that the measure of an alliance is their forum posters' mindless hails?

Of all the alliances to accuse of being boring, you choose us?

Oh no, not your mighty 6K NS boot. Please Omni, have mercy. With your mighty .05 technology we quake in fear of your slightly sharpened wooden stick-based weaponry. Or are you intending to attempt to throw Argent on us? Not a terribly useful gesture, the distribution of ranges don't work very well at all.

The world needs GOONS.

GOONS DECLARATION OF LACK OF DECLARATION OF WAR OK, this is how it is. We know some people kind of look forwards to our DOWs. They're often funny or silly or have pictures in them. Everyone has a laugh and it sets the tone for a fun war. The problem is we suck and had no good ideas. Sardonic suggested something about bones, and didn't even have the decency to ad a letter r for pun purposes. r00tn00b posted a weird picture of a fat person. As it was a drawing I don't think it was a selfie. Gender Of The Soul write something kind of awesome about misandry but none of you would have got it and our government of idiots preferred the fat person Then someone proposed posting all of them, which would have looked even dumber than this looks, which is pretty dumb indeed. We also considered just starting attacking people, posting no DoW at all and then swearing up and down that we weren't at war at all, but you're have to be a total jerkwad to do something like that. So instead we decided to just post this awful explanation instead. GOONS declare war on the concept of creativity. Oh, and NPO. -Created by Lamuella Signed, Sardonic, GOONS Pilot

Important historical note to readers: [the terms offered] were something ridiculous like 6 months of no tech importation. I recalled the term but I was unsure if it had come straight from NPO or if it was truly the voice of the EQ committee of leaders. I suppose you answered that question for me, thanks. Unless other AA's had floated that possibility as well? It was a rather insulting opening offer.

So what you're saying is that I should be thanking NPO for pushing for white peace in the face of stubborn people who felt entitled to reparations? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.

Quite the contrary, the structural definition of an alliance as defined by admin (ooc: game mechanics) is irrelevant for the purposes of defining an alliance as legitimate or not in the eyes of the political leaders here. Is anyone even protecting this group? VVVVV I'm going to assume that wasn't directed towards me. VVVVV

This might startle you to learn but people and alliances come to their own conclusions on what an alliance is. And some of those conclusions might be significantly different from your own!

Holy cow, you guys are still around?

I'll be on later today to talk to you, but I can assure you Marx meant no disrespect to TLR. Also trust me, we're all going down in flames, maybe not on the same side, but through destruction we'll all gain the real lifeblood of alliances: activity.

What, and allow CoJ to martyr yourselves? Besides, that coalition produced hilarity.

Our intense levels of hatred generated with little to no effort could beat up your levels of hatred generated with little to no effort.

You could have at least picked a better name. Like "Humanitarians United for Radical Resistance"(HURR) or something.

This is what, the 20th one of these that has been founded/will disband in a week? Do we really need one more?