Sardonic

Why would anyone want to play Diablo 3 on a console? It wasn't even that good

It was by no means a perfect 10 performance, but I think I did fine.

Congrats on peace, Doornail lucked out.

Yep, and we enforced our policy regarding aid being sent to people we're at war with, like any good alliance would have done. We have nothing to be ashamed of.

To be more specific, it would take giving 2/3 of the leadership of C&G and VE lobotomies to reduce them to SF-tier.

It will take a lot more than one war to turn VE and C&G into SF tier alliances.

Gee, this line of reasoning could be applied to... *gasp* GOONS' conflict with Kaskus! Not that that would ever stop you SF types from continuing to try to lord the conflict over us like it was some colossal failure on our part.

We've been dogpiled in virtually every conflict we've ever been in, even those we ultimately won.

Branimir, you really could just cut to the chase and say "Natan was mean to Brehon". Also "some random Umbrella members aided GOD that one time." I guess.

That's not really how the world works, but I welcome more money to steal from our broke opponents. I suppose the ultimate irony is we've apparently reached a kaskus-like position in the greater conflict.

Honestly, I think the emotional/mental damage we're causing is the most rewarding, see: and many other examples.

Suit yourselves, we're having a great amount of success ruining a lot of people's days.

Well you know what they say: you get knocked down, but you get up again, and they'll never keep you down. Also don't be so hard on yourselves, NPL is plenty relevant. To us, anyway.

Months on end? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but in GOONS we have more offensive wars than defensive wars right now, and we're doing roughly double the amount of damage we're taking in our currently active wars. Never even mind months from now, your coalition is not even doing the job now.

Credit where credit is due, at least Brehon can admit that EQ instigated the war.

I liked that game better when it was called Planetside 2.

See also: NPL

And what exactly is checkmate? Surely you're aiming higher than doing 51% damage to our coalition's 49%? Are you going to vainly try to get money or tech out of us? You talk a big game. A big, vague game. What exactly are you looking for?

Someone should do another breakdown of Offensive wars vs defensive wars.

Woah, ho ho, Omni laying down the "sick" burns. Watch out guys.

NG are going to trash you, Apparatus, you realize.

Yeah, no. NSO is winning by all objective measures. Not that any of the people criticizing NSO are seemingly capable of objective analysis.

Yeah, I'm denying it, because to my knowledge, it did not happen. It was the opening your side was looking for, and they took it. And by the way, my face does not need saving.

Attn: Myth Sorry to be the one to tell you buddy but your side's shit stinks just like the rest of ours. If AI had truly wanted to, they could have come to umbrella to come to a peaceful agreement on the puppets issue. They never even came to the table. Hell, Brehon has not been shy about how "Umbrella gave us an opening, and we took it.(sic)" Stop hiding behind pathetic walls of text. Also it's pretty funny that people throw around terms like "hegemony" to describe DH. We haven't had a "hegemony" in years, and it could even be argued that we never truly had one. We attacked our enemies multiple times, yes, but we never had the monopoly of power the "true" hegemonies had in the past. It's always been multiple competing spheres of influence since Karma.

Congrats to the ascended!