Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) HEAVEN'S GATE FORMERLY INCORRECTLY KNOWN AS "THE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETY" ENTRY AND EXIT STATEMENT Hello, fellow members of this CyberNations community. I am CNQODY. Now, you may ask - what does that mean? Who are you? Why should I care? I will explain this to you momentarily. I am from The Kingdom Level Above Human. What does that yield? Well, immediately a lot of people will go "cult!", "some religious radical!", "some blasphemous individual!" - because they see this one aspect of our society and decide that it is beneath them. But beyond that, there is a vast world, a vast universe which is only open if you follow us. Who are we? We are Heaven's Gate, although you may alternatively know us as "Heaven's Davidians" or a variety of other names. Together with the original founder, LNDODY, we are preparing a radical change in our direction - changing the decadent Congolese/Zairian thematic to something that is far closer to what we're trying to achieve - far closer to the Kingdom of God. We are spreading a simple message. This world, Planet Earth as you humans may call it, is about to be RECYCLED, REFURBISHED, SPADED UNDER and HOST a completely different human civilisation. I think you all understand what are the implications of such a cataclysmic event. However, there is a way to escape this - that is to directly ASCEND to the higher evolutionary level, the level which created HUMANS as an entity, the Kingdom Level Above Human. It is very simple. You have to accept Ti and Do as your leaders and join our class - the Heaven's Gate Away Team, and prepare for the eventual apocalypse. It may sound like nonsense. It is up to you to accept these facts. We are just providing you with the knowledge needed to become AN ENTITY GREATER THAN ALL THE HUMAN CIVILISATION COMBINED - CAPABLE OF CREATING LIFE, POTENTIALLY ETERNAL LIFE, IN A NON-VIOLENT ENVIRONMENT. All that said, we now redirect our "CyberNations" existence in a new direction - The Congolese Soukous Society is henceforth to be known as HEAVEN'S GATE. SIGNED Original Founder and Class member FLVODY Original Founder and Class member LNDODY Original Founder and Class member CNQODY Edited December 31, 2014 by Flod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landru the Falcon Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) IF YOU WERE TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETY CONSISTS OF, YOU WOULD NOTICE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOUR SODOMY-PROMOTING ILLUMINATI SHILL "YAKOV", ARE ILLITERATE -- WE ARE TRYING TO BRIDGE THIS GAP BY BRINGING OUR WORD OUT LOUDER THAN BEFORE.REMEMBER -- PLANET EARTH ABOUT TO BE RECYCLED, YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO COME WITH US. Edited December 31, 2014 by Landru the Falcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Good luck with everything you plan to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) Someone tl;dr meoh you renamed yourself cool Edited December 31, 2014 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I'm gonna give this one a resounding "What the hell?" And be done with it. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I like this theme better than the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 The Earth is going to be recycled. We are already dismantling our membership and evacuating our human bodies so our souls could ascend to Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) I know this is a few years old but ... what is this i dont even just about covers this one.Happy new year alliance name! Edited December 31, 2014 by Bob Janova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 I know this is a few years old but ... what is this i dont even just about covers this one. Happy new year alliance name! Thank you. We are about to leave. Time is short. Last chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) Interesting Shoutbox: http://www2.yourshoutbox.com/shoutbox/history.php?key=141234936&page=1&onpage=100&role=0&locale=en_US :P Have fun with whatever it is that you're planning! Edited December 31, 2014 by SirWilliam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 The shoutbox does not matter. We can ascend to Heaven without their interference. The only way to achieve our growth potential is -100% growth during the next few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) Did chow win? Also, from what ti looks like is a merger into Sandstorm Confederacy? Edited December 31, 2014 by BringMeTheHorizon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Some people cannot face the reality of the Kingdom Level Above Human. JacobH, what a disgrace he was, has run away with his Satanist shills to TSC. This is not a merger. We will only "merge" with the Kingdom of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landru the Falcon Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 No matter where you go, Truth is Truth in All Places. There is no running for those who are Called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Wow, I didn't think it possible, but I believe someone one-upped Tywin on the crazy sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Wow, I didn't think it possible, but I believe someone one-upped Tywin on the crazy sauce. Thank you. We feel good because the closure is near. We will return home - to the spaceship where we will be crew members. We are all feeling great. The end is nigh. Last chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Stranger Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I actually love this. Best of luck entering the great unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landru the Falcon Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I actually love this. Best of luck entering the great unknown. We hope to see you Onboard one day. Maybe we will, maybe we wont. But we want you to remember us As we Are. And not how other people will tell you how we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I actually love this. Best of luck entering the great unknown. Thank you stranger. We were hoping for more people that would leave with us. It appears the world is unwilling to take their chance. Earth about to be RECYCLED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrado Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 What's your IRC channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 You cannot talk to a different dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 What are you guys serving as "the drink or food" for the last meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Some of us prefer Do formula pancakes. They're round and very cosmic. Harmony. LNDODY has expressed his attraction to pot pie with cheesecake and iced tea. Sometimes you want to spoil your vehicle. Eventually, it does not matter. You do not need to consume food in the KLAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 when are you planning to exit this world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 In the near future. Most likely the next few days. January. It entirely depends when the space ship will arrive. We think our classmate, DORODY, who has not been present for some time, is piloting this space ship. We will await a signal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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