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EARTH ABOUT TO BE RECYCLED - WE ARE ASCENDING TO GOD


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HEAVEN'S GATE

FORMERLY INCORRECTLY KNOWN AS "THE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETY"

ENTRY AND EXIT STATEMENT

 

Hello, fellow members of this CyberNations community. I am CNQODY. Now, you may ask - what does that mean? Who are you? Why should I care? I will explain this to you momentarily. I am from The Kingdom Level Above Human. What does that yield? Well, immediately a lot of people will go "cult!", "some religious radical!", "some blasphemous individual!" - because they see this one aspect of our society and decide that it is beneath them. But beyond that, there is a vast world, a vast universe which is only open if you follow us.

 

Who are we? We are Heaven's Gate, although you may alternatively know us as "Heaven's Davidians" or a variety of other names. Together with the original founder, LNDODY, we are preparing a radical change in our direction - changing the decadent Congolese/Zairian thematic to something that is far closer to what we're trying to achieve - far closer to the Kingdom of God.

 

We are spreading a simple message. This world, Planet Earth as you humans may call it, is about to be RECYCLED, REFURBISHED, SPADED UNDER and HOST a completely different human civilisation. I think you all understand what are the implications of such a cataclysmic event. However, there is a way to escape this - that is to directly ASCEND to the higher evolutionary level, the level which created HUMANS as an entity, the Kingdom Level Above Human. It is very simple. You have to accept Ti and Do as your leaders and join our class - the Heaven's Gate Away Team, and prepare for the eventual apocalypse.

 

It may sound like nonsense. It is up to you to accept these facts. We are just providing you with the knowledge needed to become AN ENTITY GREATER THAN ALL THE HUMAN CIVILISATION COMBINED - CAPABLE OF CREATING LIFE, POTENTIALLY ETERNAL LIFE, IN A NON-VIOLENT ENVIRONMENT.

 

All that said, we now redirect our "CyberNations" existence in a new direction - The Congolese Soukous Society is henceforth to be known as HEAVEN'S GATE.

 

SIGNED

Original Founder and Class member

FLVODY

 

Original Founder and Class member

LNDODY

 

Original Founder and Class member

CNQODY

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IF YOU WERE TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETY CONSISTS OF, YOU WOULD NOTICE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOUR SODOMY-PROMOTING ILLUMINATI SHILL "YAKOV", ARE ILLITERATE -- WE ARE TRYING TO BRIDGE THIS GAP BY BRINGING OUR WORD OUT LOUDER THAN BEFORE.

REMEMBER -- PLANET EARTH ABOUT TO BE RECYCLED, YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO COME WITH US.

 

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Wow, I didn't think it possible, but I believe someone one-upped Tywin on the crazy sauce.

Thank you. We feel good because the closure is near. We will return home - to the spaceship where we will be crew members.

 

We are all feeling great. The end is nigh. Last chance.

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I actually love this. Best of luck entering the great unknown.

Thank you stranger. We were hoping for more people that would leave with us. It appears the world is unwilling to take their chance.

 

Earth about to be RECYCLED.

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Some of us prefer Do formula pancakes. They're round and very cosmic. Harmony.

 

LNDODY has expressed his attraction to pot pie with cheesecake and iced tea. Sometimes you want to spoil your vehicle.

 

Eventually, it does not matter. You do not need to consume food in the KLAH.

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In the near future. Most likely the next few days. January.

 

It entirely depends when the space ship will arrive. We think our classmate, DORODY, who has not been present for some time, is piloting this space ship. We will await a signal.

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