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HEAVEN'S GATE FINAL STATEMENT AND DECLARATION OF PROOF, VIDEO-MATERIAL AND FACTUAL INFORMATION REGARDING THE SPADING UNDER OF THIS PLANET, THE KINGDOM LEVEL ABOVE HUMAN AND OUR RELATIONS WITH THE ORDER OF SILEO Hello. It is, some of you may know me as "Flod", but that is not my name. It is the name of my vehicle, given to my vehicle by a force that is above your level, and then given to me, via my vehicle, so that me and my vehicle could fuse into one - unity for the Kingdom of God. Today I must present some information, to help spread the word, and help you attain SALVATION if you will find yourself in a position such as the majority of the Human population. Now, as you may remember, me and my fellow classmates visited the premises a couple months back, warning you about the impending recycling cycle of this Planet. Well, I must now inform you that both FLVODY and LNDODY have ascended to the Kingdom Level Above Human, are onboard the spaceship that will, for a short period of time, AWAIT YOUR PRESENCE and EVACUATE YOU. When this message reaches CyberNations, my vehicle will be inanimate and I too will be once more reunited with my fellow classmates. Yet before that happens, I shall show to you some very important video material regarding our situation, the situation of the Heaven's Gate community and our relations with third parties. Firstly, video-material containing factual information regarding the Order of Sileo, as gathered by LNDODY before his ascendency Order of Sileo, Factual Video Information, directed by Fitzthistlewits Images Co., filmed by LNDODY As you can see, the people have voiced their opinion about the matter in which things are going. Perhaps their vision will be clear and they will follow us into the Kingdom of God. Here is some more factual information. Heaven's Gate Factual Tape No.1, directed by Saint-Fenner Enterprises. This is a compilation of our factual information, some of it I had compiled and archived during my own stay on this planet. Here is the second part of this tape. Heaven's Gate Factual Tape No.2, directed by Saint-Fenner Enterprises. Unfortunately, during my missionary stay in The Congolese Soukous Society, a vast cache of documents was censored by the Jacobin government, and as such I cannot provide it to you at the moment. THIS IS THE FINAL CALL - PLANET EARTH ABOUT TO BE RECYCLED MY VEHICLE WILL NOT BE PRESENT WHEN THIS MESSAGE GETS THROUGH REMEMBER US AS WE WERE, NOT AS PEOPLE TELL YOU WE WERE If you wish to contact us, please join our AOL Messenger group HERE.

It is not suicide. We are simply reaching for the Higher Evolutionary Level - Kingdom of God, Kingdom of Heaven.

Do did not kill anyone. The members of the class voluntarily left their vehicles so they could return home. It is that simple.

Please do not spread misinformation. Our ascension does not mean defeat.

We're not the People's Temple. Please don't confuse us. Thank you. Last chance to evacuate.

We cannot parse these questions. All I can say is - the Earth is coming to an end. This is your LAST CHANCE to EVACUATE, because I am the guy with the keys at the moment.

I do not understand the question.

In the near future. Most likely the next few days. January. It entirely depends when the space ship will arrive. We think our classmate, DORODY, who has not been present for some time, is piloting this space ship. We will await a signal.

Some of us prefer Do formula pancakes. They're round and very cosmic. Harmony. LNDODY has expressed his attraction to pot pie with cheesecake and iced tea. Sometimes you want to spoil your vehicle. Eventually, it does not matter. You do not need to consume food in the KLAH.

You cannot talk to a different dimension.

Thank you stranger. We were hoping for more people that would leave with us. It appears the world is unwilling to take their chance. Earth about to be RECYCLED.

Thank you. We feel good because the closure is near. We will return home - to the spaceship where we will be crew members. We are all feeling great. The end is nigh. Last chance.

Some people cannot face the reality of the Kingdom Level Above Human. JacobH, what a disgrace he was, has run away with his Satanist shills to TSC. This is not a merger. We will only "merge" with the Kingdom of God.

The shoutbox does not matter. We can ascend to Heaven without their interference. The only way to achieve our growth potential is -100% growth during the next few days.

Thank you. We are about to leave. Time is short. Last chance.

The Earth is going to be recycled. We are already dismantling our membership and evacuating our human bodies so our souls could ascend to Heaven.

HEAVEN'S GATE FORMERLY INCORRECTLY KNOWN AS "THE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETY" ENTRY AND EXIT STATEMENT Hello, fellow members of this CyberNations community. I am CNQODY. Now, you may ask - what does that mean? Who are you? Why should I care? I will explain this to you momentarily. I am from The Kingdom Level Above Human. What does that yield? Well, immediately a lot of people will go "cult!", "some religious radical!", "some blasphemous individual!" - because they see this one aspect of our society and decide that it is beneath them. But beyond that, there is a vast world, a vast universe which is only open if you follow us. Who are we? We are Heaven's Gate, although you may alternatively know us as "Heaven's Davidians" or a variety of other names. Together with the original founder, LNDODY, we are preparing a radical change in our direction - changing the decadent Congolese/Zairian thematic to something that is far closer to what we're trying to achieve - far closer to the Kingdom of God. We are spreading a simple message. This world, Planet Earth as you humans may call it, is about to be RECYCLED, REFURBISHED, SPADED UNDER and HOST a completely different human civilisation. I think you all understand what are the implications of such a cataclysmic event. However, there is a way to escape this - that is to directly ASCEND to the higher evolutionary level, the level which created HUMANS as an entity, the Kingdom Level Above Human. It is very simple. You have to accept Ti and Do as your leaders and join our class - the Heaven's Gate Away Team, and prepare for the eventual apocalypse. It may sound like nonsense. It is up to you to accept these facts. We are just providing you with the knowledge needed to become AN ENTITY GREATER THAN ALL THE HUMAN CIVILISATION COMBINED - CAPABLE OF CREATING LIFE, POTENTIALLY ETERNAL LIFE, IN A NON-VIOLENT ENVIRONMENT. All that said, we now redirect our "CyberNations" existence in a new direction - The Congolese Soukous Society is henceforth to be known as HEAVEN'S GATE. SIGNED Original Founder and Class member FLVODY Original Founder and Class member LNDODY Original Founder and Class member CNQODY

The Congolese are a peaceful peoples. We do not want to attract the wrath of the Cosmic Mobutu. We have evicted this squatter.

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Yes, well, you see - it's a very attractive job market in the Congo. What, with all the neighbours - cannibal Ugandans, Ubuntu roaming across the desert... But it's all good. Noone dares complain. Hell, noone has seen anyone leaving the Congo alive! Which is good, since we're always working to add more bodies to our, erm, collection. It's all legal this time, we promise!

When we were writing this treaty we thought of a neutral location somewhere between Zululand and Doctor Congo. I believed Malawi was roughly inbetween the two countries. I'm so shit at imagining maps. Malawi is cool though.

THE MALAWI ACCORDS TCSS - ZULU Article I: Independence and Friendship No member of either alliance will declare war or spy on the other signatory. The two alliances and their members will consider each other friends and treat each other with friendship and respect. Article II: Intelligence In the event that one signatory gains intelligence that would be of interest or detrimental to the other signatory, both parties agree to share this information between them. Article III: Optional Defence Recognizing the respect between TCSS and ZULU, this article hereby dictates that if either signatory are attacked, the attacked may request the other to come to their defence. The other signatory is not required to, but is highly encouraged to. The attacked signatory of this agreement maintains the right to waive assistance. Article IV: Optional Aggression If either signatory declares war on another alliance, they may request military assistance in attacking that alliance. Although not required to do so, they are highly encouraged to help when requested. Article V: Cancellation At any time, either signatory may cancel this pact for any reason by private channels. Once notice is given through proper diplomatic channels, a seventy-two (72) hour grace period will be in effect in which this treaty will remain active. Signed on the behalf of TCSS, Flod Signed on the behalf of ZULU, Ubuntu the Great May the Pan-African ideals prosper even more as ZULU and TCSS enter a defensive brotherhood and stand ready to defend against the imperialist aggressions! May this show of Congolese and Zulu solidarity strengthen other African communities to take pride in their own négritude! Mobutu - OYE! Zaire - OYE!

Alliance Name: The Congolese Soukous Society Alliance Acronym: TCSS Alliance IRC: #zaire Alliance Wiki: Here Alliance Forum: Here Team Color: Maroon

Thanks to everyone supporting our endeavour on Planet Bob! Especially Ubuntu the Great. He's a splendid chap. Truly the sexiest of all the Zulu.

The eternal spirit of the revolution, led onwards by Mobutu himself. and not Jewish masterminds or anything like that. :wub: shamefur dispray exploiting African revanchism like that :nuke: