Shane-o Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [center] [b][SIZE=7] The following broadcast is an official Brain transmission. [/SIZE][/b] [IMG]http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd139/freelance_r/brainsignalsmall.png[/IMG] [/center] [b][SIZE=7]P[/b][/SIZE]ursuant to Article 2 of [URL=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=103198]The Globally-Conscious, Smart-Money Agreement[/URL] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43a2nik741qlhwa6o1_400.gif[/IMG] [SIZE=1][i]Huh, that turned out larger than I expected.[/i][/SIZE] [QUOTE][i] Article 2 - Optional Defense War happens. If one signatory is under attack, it should be understood by the global community that this document provides casus belli for the other signatory to get involved in the conflict should they desire such an outcome. Neither signatory expects the other's allies to get involved in the situation should it escalate, unless it is through another treaty or like document. [/i][/QUOTE] The Brain hereby declares hitch hiking illegal on all GATO Interstellar bypasses. [IMG]http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/sites/tcdailyplanet.net/files/imagecache/teaser/Hitchhiking.jpg[/IMG] We have deemed this activity dangerous, and for your safety implemented a kinetic military action. Duly sworn officers of The Brain began patrolling GATO's highways at 11:50 PM, sad but true Doom did allow one off with a slap on the... wrist, however no more. [IMG]http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/100035.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=1][i]That turned out exactly the right size. How you doin?[/i][/SIZE] Followers of Adams, let it be known that we have no hatred for you. Our allies are our only concern in this conflict. Reverently we’ve posted in the past how really big, you just won’t believe how vastly, mindbogglingly big it is… The urge to revisit that topic is great but let me assure you that this will not be one of those encounters. You may be among the very angry and who widely regarded that as a bad move. There is no point in acting surprised about it. We have a tendency to make controversial statements, though we typically don’t seek questions. Obviously, we all know the answer. /s/ Shane-o mr3looc [SIZE=1][i]Hate ‘em all you want[/i][/SIZE] Freelancer (Acting CNS) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Get em Brain. You are some crazy mofos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyHero Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 o/ The Brain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Deschain Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Welcome to the party old pals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 o/ Brain Good hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Ratz Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 o/The Brain o/GATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 /me starts humming hte pinky and the brain XP <3 gato have fun rawr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubla Khan Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Huzzzah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAstro34 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Great topic as always Brain, and all the best to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfbrother1 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Shpoink, It laggered Glarring toward the deep gaghecant ocean With deep concentration Of limphok mystery And because of the waves ripple That inpreded within the others I sittered silently Bloinking to the sound of its shwale Like a smokey Hogan That never grobbled At anything else Except for the gaghecant glass The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal. I hate thy looks, Thy big, bogus head. Thy white shrivelled, withered hair, That stinks like glabeshglum. Thy bloody, bagshot eyes; Thy long, hook shaped nose; Thy pointed goblin ears; Thy mouth which drinketh blood; Red like the blood of the unicorn; Thy teeth with distraught tentacles; Long and sharp; Thy horrible jaws with high cheeked bones; Like those of beasts sitting on thrones; Thy muddy, fraudulent face; Adorned with pimples and rashes. I hate thy neck like that Necadopolis, Long with horrible hairy spines, Thy muggy, bulgy throat, With a terrifying, burly, droning voice. Thy chest, big and puffy, Hairy, and fat, and fluffy. Oh! How thy armpits stink! Tis' sweaty and smelly, The cradle of boils, Emitting uncountable gallons of pus. Thy piggy and ever-consuming belly, Fat and full of jelly. And tapeworms own thy belly. Thy thick thighs Filled with meat, and beefy. Thy skinny legs like hooked shaped pegs, And lots of bloody dregs. I hate thy skin is scaly, white and pale Slippery with slime And is beautified by pores. It's rotten, stinks and is frail, Flies lay their eggs on; Worms and maggots feast upon. Thy skin is adorned with ringworm, Measles, roundworm and rashes. Thy skin fades and falls, Eaten contentedly by leprosy. Yes, I hate it all, Thou are as skinny as a broomstick (for I count all thy bones in a second) and yet as fat as an elephant (for I see naught but flabby flesh), As dirty as a pig Thou stinks like the rotten flesh of a skunk. I hate thy looks. I hate thy manners, Thou art lazier than a sloth And as stupid as a donkey. As stubborn as a goat, As mad as a bull As haughty as a peacock (thy haughtiness is vain) As wicked as a piranha which kills for vain pleasure. Yes indeed, I hate thy looks and manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Love. Pure and genuine love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 I recognize this declaration of war with one of my own. Delusions of Grandeur hereby declares war on the Brain for infringing upon my protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marslars Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341118549' post='3000994'] Poem [/quote] My Brain hurts. This means war. [img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/a/a4/TheBrainWarFlagSm.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='Scorn' timestamp='1341119406' post='3001000'] I recognize this declaration of war with one of my own. [/quote] Lets get something clear right now, THIS IS NOT A DOW it's Kinetic Military Action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfbrother1 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) [quote name='marslars' timestamp='1341119494' post='3001001'] My Brain hurts. [/quote] Excellent. It's working. Edited July 1, 2012 by wolfbrother1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='wolfbrother1' timestamp='1341119941' post='3001008'] Excellent. It's working. [/quote] hahaha Sorry ML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Have fun and good luck, Brainos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='Scorn' timestamp='1341119406' post='3001000'] I recognize this declaration of war with one of my own. Delusions of Grandeur hereby declares war on the Brain for infringing upon my protectorate. [/quote] SCORN! I love ya, but Goddamnit these things deserve their own thread. Redo! /me hits the reset button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unpronounced Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 How does it feel to be a lapdog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Herzog Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Nice hitchhiking references in the… KMA. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manis B Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='unpronounced' timestamp='1341122011' post='3001047'] How does it feel to be a lapdog? [/quote] its a stress free lifestyle of fetch and treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Good luck, the Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Argent Doom Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='unpronounced' timestamp='1341122011' post='3001047'] How does it feel to be a lapdog? [/quote] Awesome, no one gives a belly rub and tickle quite like GATO does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laslo Kenez Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='General Argent Doom' timestamp='1341137343' post='3001104'] Awesome, no one gives a belly rub and tickle quite like GATO does. [/quote] Plus, treats for good performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [quote name='unpronounced' timestamp='1341122011' post='3001047'] How does it feel to be a lapdog? [/quote] Us ? My cohorts have answered this better than I ever would, however I must say you have no idea who we are do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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