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  1. [center][img]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/mlvfip.jpg[/img][/center] [center][i]The Mostly Harmless Newsletter Edition #49[/i][/center] [color=#4040FF][b][size=200]Dear Planet Bob,[/size][/b][/color] The Don't Panic team decided (well, [i]I[/i] decided) that the latest kerfuffle wasn't nearly bloody enough, so we decided to start a flame war. We came to the opinion that the best way to do this was to give the latest edition a Pony theme, because we know how everyone on the internet loves ponies and if you don't, you must be made of stone or something. Enjoy! [color=#4040FF][b][size=200]Mostly Harmless News[/size][/b][/color] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]Elections and Government Changes[/size][/b][/color] It’s been a while since the last edition, and the line up has changed considerably. Julia Rose Vicious predictably managed to hold on to power, but has since been joined by the Wacky Aussie Qldvespanut, and the Crazy Kiwi AndyDe. The Ministry of Hitchhikers has been graced by royalty, as The King has taken control, with his Deputy Captain Crozier by his side. The Ministry of Towels also has a new Minister, Roddi. Here’s hoping he revitalises the Ministry with his German efficiency. Marduk has stepped up to Deputy. The leadership of the Ministry of BabelFish is unchanged, with Nishiyoshi and his deputy Kapamilya keeping careful hands on the helm. With AndyDe rising to Triumvir, Gasgiant405 has returned to take his place as Deputy. Mr Subliminal continues to do a fantastic job as Minister. After Akbar decided to retire as Court Officer, a fierce battle raged between Koda, The Lost One and Kapamilya to find his successor. Finally, Koda rose to the top to take Akbar’s place and join forces with Belari and Umbra. Congrats’ Koda. Following the theme of people Microsoft Word dislikes, Niu Garzukk has been elected Speaker. Also, the Ministry of Bad Poetry has some new Minister or something. Not sure who, but it probably isn’t important. Etrain is only a Deputy, for some strange reason. TL:DR here’s the new line up: [color=#FF0000]Triumvirate: Julia Rose Vicious, Qldvespanut, AndyDe[/color] [color=#0000FF]Minister of Hitchhikers (Members): The King Deputy: Captain Crozier[/color] [color=#00FF00]Minister of Towels (Economy): Roddi Deputy: Marduk[/color] [color=#FF8000]Minister of BabelFish (Diplomacy): Nishiyoshi Deputy: Kapamilya [/color] [color=#8000FF]Minister of Bad Poetry (Communications): Wolfbrother Deputy: etrain[/color] [color=#FFFF00]Minister of Destructor Fleets (War): Mr_Subliminal Deputy: gasgiant405[/color] [color=#00FFFF]Speaker of the HHA: Niu Garzukk[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]Court Officers: Koda, Belari, Umbra[/color] [img]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/Twilight.jpg[/img] [i]Julia Rose Sparkle[/i] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]A Note to Someone Special[/size][/b][/color] [i]By:Wolfbrother[/i] On behalf of the Don’t Panic team and the Ministry of Bad Poetry, I would like to pay tribute to a certain someone who put so much work and effort into piloting our Destructor Fleets this war. This person always had a plan, always knew what he was doing. His calm yet eager attitude kept the newbs from panicking and encouraged us all to do greater things in the name of MHA. I am, of course, talking about the MHA Minister of Destructor Fleets, Mr Subliminal. Congrats on your awesome efforts this war, and sorry you had your victory swept out from under your feet. Here’s to fighting alongside you in the future. [img]http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/beer_toast.jpg[/img] [b][color=#FF8040][size=150]Paranoid Android[/size][/color][/b] Long ago MHA decided to make an award called the paranoid android to honor foreign alliance members who have contributed great service to MHA and can only be awarded by a 3/3 vote of the triumvirate. It has only historically been given to the members of the gramlins for their help when MHA was first starting out. We have decided to bring this award back and could think of 2 outstanding CN members that we feel deserve this award. [IMG]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/ID60.jpg[/IMG] ID: 60 ([i]This will probably only work on the MHA forums.[/i]) [b][size=150]Lurunin and Silent Blood Line (SBL)[/size][/b] have both worked hard for MHA as allies and foreign leaders for years. We are eternally grateful for everything that these two individuals have done for us and wanted to honor them with this award as a sign of our gratitude. Congrats!!! [img]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/Fluttershy.jpg[/img] [i]Flutternut[/i] [color=#4040FF][b][size=200]Just for Fun[/size][/b][/color] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]Previous Caption Competition Winner[/size][/b][/color] Here's last month's Caption Contest image: [spoiler][img]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/billtemple/food-fight-1.jpg[/img][/spoiler] And here's the entries that were fit to print: [i]('Fit' is probably a bad word to choose. Most of the entries were pretty questionable)[/i] "the first (and only) public tomato bashing party before the tragedy of the 2012 Running of the Bulls" [b]dragonkight1000[/b] "Arthur looked over the guide to describe the momentous occasion on display in front of him. After flipping through a few dozen pages he found it. It appeared this was the ritual cleansing after an encounter with a "Scutterbug." Joy was ripe for all to see on the faces of those whom were being cleansed" [b]IYIyth[/b] "so THIS is where AIDS got started" [b]Krausberg[/b] "A Modest Proposal: The Movie" [b]Kzoppistan[/b] "В ВАШЕМ ЛИЦЕ! ТОМАТНАЯ ГОНКА! ПРИБЫТИЕ НА УЛИЦУ ОКОЛО ВАС!" [b]Avakael[/b] [b][color=#BF8000]Runners Up:[/color][/b] 1) "When you said we'd go out and paint the town red I didn't think you meant it literally" [b]Ch33ky[/b] 2) "It's that time of the month again..." [b]Olaf Styke[/b] [b][color=#40BF00]WINNER:[/color][/b] "Is that a food fight, sweet! Just like at the prison! Oh look, a quarter." [b]Maximillian[/b] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]New Caption Competition![/size][/b][/color] This month's image is: [img]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/Shootout.jpg[/img] [b][u]Go On And Post Your Entries Below![/b][/u] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]Dear WCR[/size][/b][/color] [i]By:Wolfbrother[/i] Why did you leave? We miss you, please come back. Here, I made you some cookies. Will that make you return? [img]http://www.healtheries.co.nz/images/Recipes/Choc_chip_cookies.gif[/img] [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]Vogon Poetry[/size][/b][/color] [i]By: Dynasty[/i] Enormous entrails lick slimy salamanders furrowing far-reaching facsimiles faster for famous favors fascinate factual fallacies fainting furiously flaunting fake frost foresting forged frogs making many millions microscopic macintosh miniature minuscule meniscuses mooning massive moons gallivanting ground giants groping grapes grinning grown garrison goobers gobbling goblins gapping gorges by bananas baking billions barley burring berries beset beside besieged buildings balancing bacon before basing twenty tractors training thirty truthful tanners tanning tactfully tracing turtles taking tubs tainted to titanium tassels transcribing tailored trimmed tunes tearing towering sunflowers soaking several suns sobering sleepily somber spiders scaring scarred scorpions scattering stars stopping scarecrows scrapping scalped sasquashes salivating soundlessly surrounding silent sacks seaming sickly sausages sharing scalded spatulas steering streetcars severing semi serious sellers selling sold sails screaming sale sounds endlessly egging entrance evenings ending tongue yokes yapping yabber yuck pig feet fail feat for eggs boiling over yonder beautiful green goop! [img]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/Applejack.jpg[/img] [i]Andyjack[/i] [color=#4040FF][b][size=200]The Last Word[/size][/b][/color] [i]By: Wolfbrother[/i] And that wraps up my first ever Don't Panic newsletter. Yeah, it's pretty short. And horribly late as usual. Wanna fight about it? [color=#8000FF][b][size=150]Staff Listing[/size][/b][/color] Dynasty: The Vogon Poetry Wolfbrother: Everything else [center][b][size=150]Want More Don't Panic? [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?app=blog&module=display&section=blog&blogid=613&showentry=2545]Click Here[/url] to read previous editions![/size][/b][/center]
  2. MHA Minister of Bad Poetry. Ask for some of my brilliantly horrible vogon poetry.

  3. Oh Distengulkthuth, Sister-Bride of Uhl-Thuk And Lover of Penslithmafilthnag and Brenth-Mulp, Consort of Seschip-Laxnut and Punthipfor and Skuldragoth, Concubine of Flemp and Sustakrishnot and Winthipnash, Seducer of Duldeth-manemnot-pogakrem-melekalikimaka-pennoiboltch-steb, And girlfriend of Chad and the Hypobarmian army, Hear my humble supplication and may my offering Of a ten-day-dead goat's entrails Be in good odor with your puissant presence. I have long suffered at his hands and glance of stern indifference, And hope it is not too much to ask that I receive Annually a frilly valentine addressed to me personally. I ask this in thy TRUE name, which it is death to utter You are there for me to relieve my distension, you comfort me after I ingest those greesy treats. You are loud,yet gentle with a mild discharge, a discharge so sweet,that reigns in my throat. Oh burp,oh burp,my upper eruptions are defined by you, my lower eruptions,the great farts,are nothing, nothing but a poor excuse for a burp. As you make way through my bowel,guided by your density, as you explode upon encountering the rigid pharynx, making me drool and giving my tongue the ability to trill, I value the every molecule of your gaseous body. Oh burp,oh burp,it is you,and only you. I yearn for the moment to drink a big gulp, without a single breath,without a second of rest, to witness your formation in my unworthy gastric cavity, to feel you emerge through my insides, I will close my eyes as you make my lips say that one word, your name,your sound,your essence. Deliciously traversing the gas station, I find my blibbly eye Rolling around a Gestapo pie. If my is then, why? Ginkgo Biloba, goom. Goom, for the Reynolds family, and for their house dog, Philip, Whom I have recently consumed in a fit of depression. If not for my depression, I'm sure I would have found him giggly. Where art my fribblesnatchits? Fie, for I have none, But there! What gonders that? A little tongue-shaped gnat. Smashingly, I tooth his face, Wetzel, like a pretzel. Dost thou prefer shakazinthroop or mirkzowblies? Shakazinthroop bequeath putrid glirbupoxes, when heated by perkinzytugs of Buklorpadeen, whilst mirkzowblies expectorate berzonvik hoo-peegs, but not necessarily, sometimes they just ploog.
  4. Excellent, a call for more poetry. Deliciously traversing the gas station, I find my blibbly eye Rolling around a Gestapo pie. If my is then, why? Ginkgo Biloba, goom. Goom, for the Reynolds family, and for their house dog, Philip, Whom I have recently consumed in a fit of depression. If not for my depression, I'm sure I would have found him giggly. Where art my fribblesnatchits? Fie, for I have none, But there! What gonders that? A little tongue-shaped gnat. Smashingly, I tooth his face, Wetzel, like a pretzel. Guff. Light hurdles glurbaciously into its blargretched churl *ulp* froom, so humble trips the omplotched strep slowly, fromp the dancer comes frelchingly Light spreads in grulchropping clots *erp* glum, glibed and wasted into swumpargulous swirl spews forth from blargretched churl stripped of all slarfgorbid whirl ...and ulsping It seems so ragglemurspic You better believe it. You are there for me to relieve my distension, you comfort me after I ingest those greesy treats. You are loud,yet gentle with a mild discharge, a discharge so sweet,that reigns in my throat. Oh burp,oh burp,my upper eruptions are defined by you, my lower eruptions,the great farts,are nothing, nothing but a poor excuse for a burp. As you make way through my bowel,guided by your density, as you explode upon encountering the rigid pharynx, making me drool and giving my tongue the ability to trill, I value the every molecule of your gaseous body. Oh burp,oh burp,it is you,and only you. I yearn for the moment to drink a big gulp, without a single breath,without a second of rest, to witness your formation in my unworthy gastric cavity, to feel you emerge through my insides, I will close my eyes as you make my lips say that one word, your name,your sound,your essence. Burp. Slither of spume! Slither of spume! thy gloobiness is like the green gobblesnots of old gleaming like the rancid drippings of gronffnurgleflopp from a broiling vat of veeblewurst. Just you wait Brash turgwarts brundle my vacuum cleaner, VROOOOM and no survivors. I heckle gleening at the grockens- Murgberry strendle and mecklish sprachs, Hagguous half-lives, vulcular hash, Spreedly spoolish Jonathan Zaperachs, All ground-up and duly processed into a thin casserole Burp. Oh Distengulkthuth, Sister-Bride of Uhl-Thuk And Lover of Penslithmafilthnag and Brenth-Mulp, Consort of Seschip-Laxnut and Punthipfor and Skuldragoth, Concubine of Flemp and Sustakrishnot and Winthipnash, Seducer of Duldeth-manemnot-pogakrem-melekalikimaka-pennoiboltch-steb, And girlfriend of Chad and the Hypobarmian army, Hear my humble supplication and may my offering Of a ten-day-dead goat's entrails Be in good odor with your puissant presence. I have long suffered at his hands and glance of stern indifference, And hope it is not too much to ask that I receive Annually a frilly valentine addressed to me personally. I ask this in thy TRUE name, which it is death to utter.
  5. [quote name='marslars' timestamp='1341119494' post='3001001'] My Brain hurts. [/quote] Excellent. It's working.
  6. Shpoink, It laggered Glarring toward the deep gaghecant ocean With deep concentration Of limphok mystery And because of the waves ripple That inpreded within the others I sittered silently Bloinking to the sound of its shwale Like a smokey Hogan That never grobbled At anything else Except for the gaghecant glass The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal. I hate thy looks, Thy big, bogus head. Thy white shrivelled, withered hair, That stinks like glabeshglum. Thy bloody, bagshot eyes; Thy long, hook shaped nose; Thy pointed goblin ears; Thy mouth which drinketh blood; Red like the blood of the unicorn; Thy teeth with distraught tentacles; Long and sharp; Thy horrible jaws with high cheeked bones; Like those of beasts sitting on thrones; Thy muddy, fraudulent face; Adorned with pimples and rashes. I hate thy neck like that Necadopolis, Long with horrible hairy spines, Thy muggy, bulgy throat, With a terrifying, burly, droning voice. Thy chest, big and puffy, Hairy, and fat, and fluffy. Oh! How thy armpits stink! Tis' sweaty and smelly, The cradle of boils, Emitting uncountable gallons of pus. Thy piggy and ever-consuming belly, Fat and full of jelly. And tapeworms own thy belly. Thy thick thighs Filled with meat, and beefy. Thy skinny legs like hooked shaped pegs, And lots of bloody dregs. I hate thy skin is scaly, white and pale Slippery with slime And is beautified by pores. It's rotten, stinks and is frail, Flies lay their eggs on; Worms and maggots feast upon. Thy skin is adorned with ringworm, Measles, roundworm and rashes. Thy skin fades and falls, Eaten contentedly by leprosy. Yes, I hate it all, Thou are as skinny as a broomstick (for I count all thy bones in a second) and yet as fat as an elephant (for I see naught but flabby flesh), As dirty as a pig Thou stinks like the rotten flesh of a skunk. I hate thy looks. I hate thy manners, Thou art lazier than a sloth And as stupid as a donkey. As stubborn as a goat, As mad as a bull As haughty as a peacock (thy haughtiness is vain) As wicked as a piranha which kills for vain pleasure. Yes indeed, I hate thy looks and manners.
  7. [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1341083299' post='3000707'] You know, it doesn't have to be this way [/quote] Happy Birthday for the other day, by the way.
  8. Fnorkel purrs to thy gribbling wheezes, Thy fervulent glorps, thy schmalcendent sneezes; Fnorkel giggles at the gurpiest of fnorks, Fnorkelish fnorks, and rapschilious sporks; The purplified lost souls of poinks. Thy peeling grawps offend my delicate xylophone of spam, Yet I find my begurpled soul letting loose a barbaric YAWP As Fnorkel continues to purr, and sneeze, At thy defunkdified churgle. Oh, blood-red eyes and tentacles! Throbbing, pulsing ventricles! Mucus-oozing pores, and frightful misquotes! Pardon my infin/SPLIT/itive, while I recover From glurfishly poor attempts to poke Small, fninkel-wrought porks into Lewis Carroll poetry. Like a summer throughout which all of my Fninkle-flavored ice-cream-cones Melt with a glurpssshhhhiiiiiiinkish sound. While I snorfingly attempt to lick them! Prarg, thou turgly blunge did splurt And flurged the obious gungerwurt. In splomious geep the wargly turb did trunge the ibnorious fobleberb Wup! the flarmy orblesnarp wargeth, transidoniously the trundlenorp splargeth. But yea! the frappious hoobledrorg is gone O blarg, o blarg, killed by a scone! And yet the splantaneous phleg still plorgs In World Wide Web and cybersporgs. O speckled froth of gleebthung I sing your praises grepaciously! This fraxid toik of your frewishness... Gleps my unprunching haloi! So herked, so pointily herked, I stand now before your brezalnigs! Do you frequent peorious grancks? Does your globule slowly renarp? Oh Q-tip of magnofious nubfizz! I fear we may never truly know your oimishness. I hate your toenails. ...but Frag! WHere's my liquid paper? And when the bestials have knotted froeshness, Then will be wilted pickle have moral worth, Nebblesnatchitednessly as I munch upon its tangy somethingness. This is where the deal goes bad TL:DR Have fun and have a good war.
  9. Put your password in your nation bio. Give it a week or two and see how messed up your nation gets.
  10. So...does this mean you don't want your tech?
  11. [quote name='NOMNOMNOM' timestamp='1323679488' post='2875059'] It's tempting for us to mass pm these to your membership. I'm sure that half of it is looking for these terms anyway,. [/quote] Dude, get with the times. GATO has already done that. And, typical of CnG, it failed horribly. All it did was lead to a massive retaliation of Vogon Poetry.
  12. [quote name='Lamuella' timestamp='1323603117' post='2873786'] 1) it's [b]constructor[/b] fleets 2) those aren't vogons [/quote] Actually, our military is named Destructor Fleets. And I couldn't find an impressive picture of Vogon ships, so I used this.
  13. [IMG]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/NikePropaganda.jpg[/IMG]
  14. [IMG]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/km6d964l4m.jpg[/IMG]
  15. [IMG]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/GATOpropaganda.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h351/wolfbrother2/ODNPropaganda.jpg[/IMG] Not the best, I know. But this is my first ever propaganda.
  16. [quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1322257355' post='2851135'] though mention must be given to Wolfbrother of New Aotearoa, who may be the only MHA warrior in history to send less than 10 bombers at a time. [/quote] I just had to put that in my sig.
  17. My nation is currently at war for the reason of "Grrr". I think that pretty much sums up how liveable New Aotearoa is.
  18. [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1319502965' post='2831848'] And DF i really would like if you fought back some, all my guys are screaming at me saying you guys arent fighting Please dont let this be true [/quote] Hmm, what's this? Merlins beard, we're at war! By Poseidons trident, why didn't anyone warn us? Looking back, I notice an absense of a DF DOE. That means, we don't exist and you are fighting with your own imagination. Therefore, we can't lose, no matter what the outcome of the war is.
  19. - Creating a nation in TE: Zero dollars. - Building up your nation: Zero dollars. - Building your nation faster with a donation: Twenty-five dollars. - Getting attacked by a rogue: A Lot. - Joining the Destructor Fleets: Priceless Join the Destructor Fleets! Link to forums here: [url="http://www.mostlyharmlessalliance.com/index.php"]Forum[/url]
  20. I spent most of this round being curbstomped . At one point my casualty number was 15x my total population.
  21. Remember, Remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
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