I would like to take a moment to state that the only reason we are flying the Mafia AA and making this declaration is because of the continued insistence from numerous members of CRAP that this is related to anything other than my own personal whim and distaste for your old anniversary thread. We feel that if it is such a strong issue that resonates deeply with the membership, then deep down they wish for their liberation to be grounded in truth.
Ok, with that off my chest:
What guido corleone said, the whole thing is true. Every last word of it. Even the paranoid parts that make no sense. I have been plotting against you for years and this is merely the culmination of stage 3 in my 12 step plan.