General Argent Doom

The Crown is a lie. There is only but one true cause to follow now, some say it was the admin rights that swayed my hand, others claim it was because I was plied with enough Single Malt bottles to tranquilise a horse, or was it enough horse tranquiliser to fill a bottle, I forget now, but Ketamine aside, the III Percent are here... and this time... heh... it's personal son. The piss bucket, heh, the guy was up his own A-O and had it coming, needless to say there will be more lulz to follow... o/ III%

Good to be on the same side this time round... Also, in before unpronounced calls you [s]MK lapdogs[/s] [s]MK toadies[/s] [s]MK meat-shields[/s] whatever, wears his ignorance like a bright yellow beard and then gets offended like a sensitive little flower when you reply and runs to [s]the Mods[/s] mummy for a hug.

Seriously, this is like watching a Kitten sniffing around a Bear trap with a hair trigger, on the one hand you feel like you should intervene to save little Whiskers from a harsh lesson in Kitty Physics, on the other you feel strangely compelled to just watch and see what plays out.

[quote name='unpronounced' timestamp='1341122011' post='3001047'] How does it feel to be a lapdog? [/quote] Awesome, no one gives a belly rub and tickle quite like GATO does.

[quote name='Max Power' timestamp='1307026603' post='2722564'] Congrats on being almost 2/3 as hard as BN. Looking good, guys. Seems like everyone's going black these days. [quote name='Freelancer' timestamp='1307026795' post='2722565'] Thank You, you'll see why soon enough as I send this to Doom for his commentary. [/quote] [/quote] Almost 2/3 as hard? I'm sure the wife mentioned something like that to me in passing, not sure what she was on about though, perhaps she's secretly a Ninja. Indeed my good man, it seems that change was inevitable. As a life-long Marooner, at first I voiced dissent to the question of whether to switch teams, however when deprived of my daily dose of Prozium, it all made sense, kind of like watching Lawnmower Man 2 after consuming a large quantity of Gold Seal. But you know what, I still miss Maroon. I miss the days when you've finally got your trades perfect and just before you collect you get a message saying that your Uranium trade has deleted. Then when you hunt through the bargain basement of the Grey team and obtain another Uranium trade to tide you over, you get another message, "Hey man, listen I'm sorry, but I'm moving to a trade circle on Black"... Oh, the irony. Good times. Change to Black + Awesome Growth = Coincidence? Computer says no. Edit: Forgot quote

[quote name='Xiao Weng' timestamp='1299791523' post='2658992']Seems you discussed your displeasure with us at the same time, so there you are. From the discussions I was seeing, I'd been led to believe we [i]did[/i] discuss our displeasure with you. At one point, seems we'd been offered part of that deal as well. [quote name='Jocabia' timestamp='1299793668' post='2659059']We did? When? Please, who discussed our displeasure with you to the enemy? Please, give their name. When? You got logs?[/quote][/quote] [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99601&view=findpost&p=2656970]Here[/url]'s a public example you might have seen before. [quote name='Sam Winters' timestamp='1299618012' post='2656970'] I can't say this wasn't expected as CSN gov expressed to me their feelings about The Brain even before the peace agreement, and especially after.[/quote]

[quote name='Vespassianus' timestamp='1299621899' post='2657050'] Bah, CSN asked for help (Brain could give some help at high tier against DT, but their big boys rather hugged their infra), they didn't get help, so it's logical to cancel. [/quote] Uninformed much? No such request I heard of from CSN was made to the Brain for assistance against DT, but then again they failed to establish comms for over a week I believe was quoted for notifying the cancellation, so we may get the request for assistance in a few days time.

[quote name='rodrod' timestamp='1297993352' post='2637128'] This is quite possibly the most epic thing I've seen The Brain do. +10 respect Free. Also, another epic announcement from Xiao. Two announcements in less than a month though? That means you're going to have to disappear for what, 3 years this time? [/quote] rodrod Sup bro? We'll always be here, watching, waiting... I of course mean watching the nurses bend over and waiting for decent TV, nothing sinister... Nice war LoSS, good to see terms were accepted, special mention to Mayeram's depressingly efficient SDI

Sup man. You got it in one, that's it sorted, never realised there was issues with rounding, cheers for your help.

I have the required amount of Infra, Land, Tech, Improvements and Dongs, but I can't purchase the amount of Navy vessels I should be able to, specifically 14 Corvettes, 14 Landing Ships and 11 Cruisers. With the amounts I have, I should be able to have 87 Navy vessels, but for some reason I'm not allowed to buy the extra Corvette, Landing Ship and Cruiser that would take me to 87. I had 87 at one point, then got nuked and lost these 3 ships and enough infra to take me below 18K, got back the infra, but no joy on getting back the ships. Have tried logging out and back in, waiting for update and selling 0.01 infra and then buying it back, but none of this made a difference. Any ideas? [IMG]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee105/gad1903/3ShipsMissing.png[/IMG]

[quote name='Vespassianus' timestamp='1294142729' post='2563013'] Someone should just slap that !@#$%* and give a brain to UPN. [/quote] There once was this story involving a Scarecrow that required a Brain. Not even a young farm girl from Kansas could help him. I imagine this was most likely because she did not know the following little fact. Viewing this [url=http://thebrainalliance.com]here[/url] forum immediately raises your IQ by 25 points and posting an application raises it by a further 50 points. If accepted, the increase in IQ is exponential. The application process does however involve being subjected to screening and consequently tends to weed out the weak, especially those with a below average IQ. Actually, on second thoughts, even with the initial boost in points, they would probably be just as well phoning up Dot and asking if she wants to go for a walk.

Official and legitimate CB? [b]Check[/b]. Official announcement of DoW? [b]Check[/b]. Official IG AA? [b]Check[/b]. Alliance has more than 1 member? [b]Check[/b]. Hmm, with these 4 things in place, a war of this nature is normally classed as just being a war, not a rogue action. What's the difference between Revenge DoWing and say an alliance with 150 members? Aside from UPN being annihilated quicker.

[quote name='flak attack' timestamp='1286303327' post='2476090'] Oh man, this reminds me of that time someone interpreted a FAN announcement to say they were all becoming Jehovah's Witnesses. [/quote] Heh, I remember that. No interpretations here though son, was just surprised no one else had joined those particular dots.

Seeing as how 101010 is binary for 42, which according to Hitchhiker's Guide is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything or LUE and MK is LUE 2.0, as well as MK just cancelling all their treaties, wait... dammit, thought I had something there.

[quote name='rodrod' date='03 July 2010 - 07:03 PM' timestamp='1278180207' post='2358781'] Doom shadup with your accusations D:< [/quote] rodrod Moi? Accusations? Whatever do you mean? It was merely an observation. Like the observation, that after all this time, you have still failed me.