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While I wait for The Illustrious Xiao Weng, I'm going to be nice and give you a little back ground on us Lap Dog's
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A missive from the desk of the theragu40 of THE BRAIN.
It may shock some of you to learn that there are things you do not yet know about The Brain. Yes, you know us as those incredibly attractive neurons who are always making posts of startling humor and profundity. Yes, you know us as conquerors of dragons and zombies alike, champions of both good and evil, walking paradoxes as we are.
But were you aware of our annual hot dog festival? I thought not. Oh, the wonders of our hot dogs need to be experienced more than just seen, though you could likely see them from the stratosphere. The Brain prides itself on the size of its sausages, both length and girth. In fact, we oftentimes find during our festival that our dogs are so large that we cannot even fit them into buns! But that is a story for another day. Our huge, skin-on wieners are as large as you might imagine and our festival is near.
At this point I imagine you are firstly staring in awe at The Brain’s greatness and secondly wondering why the devil I am telling you this now, instead of earlier so that you may have prepared yourself and grown your hot dog. All questions shall be answered.
You see, certain concerns were brought to the attention of The Brain regarding allegations of plotting and scheming and planning and dreaming by one of our members. Of course we take such matters very seriously, since we care deeply what other alliances think of our actions.
As this was being brought to our attention, a certain leader of this certain alliance made some firm suggestions (you might call them demands) regarding the manner in which The Brain ought to handle this type of delicate situation.
I am getting to the point, old boy, don’t you worry.
We here at The Brain so appreciate this stern advice as to how to conduct our own personal affairs that we would like to extend a very personal invitation to this leader. We would like to invite him to our hot dog party, where we would like to firmly suggest that he eat all of our hot dogs. It is rare that we should allow an outsider to attend, so we suggest (you might say demand) that he eat our huge hot dogs slowly...and that he enjoy it.
Of course now the cat is out of the bag. If anyone else wants to join in stuffing their faces with our weiners, they can follow our good friend’s lead and serve us ultimatums and demands as to how we should handle our own members. Don’t all line up at once now.
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Were the alliance who brings this type of [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=65030&st=0&p=1737640&fromsearch=1&#entry1737640"]entertainment[/url] to the mainstream...... and were lapdogs emmmmmm ... Let me tell you something The Kingdom doesn't even know we exist.
This is a result of a treaty we've had with GATO for over a year and out of respect for Schattenmann I'm going to end this and give you the opportunity to see the error of your ways.
Sure. Whatever floats your boat.