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3 things in regards to Carpe Diem


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Good evening/morning/afternoon ladies, gentlemen and mixes of both. Several things have been happening within our glorious alliance over the past few days that I would like to bring to public attention. Do I have your attention? Do I?

[b]Thing #1[/b]: Yes, we still exist. I realize this comes as a surprise to some of you (partially because I haven't been doing my job) that we are still a group of individual nations bound together by the same name in the hope of great conquest. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of you for neglecting you of our winning personalities and that goes doubly for our allies who I am sure miss [s]me[/s] us dearly. If you're skeptical, which I'm sure you are, then I implore you to go to #carpediem and see just how alive we still are. Activity may vary over the holidays.

For those of you that do not care that we still exist, please rot.

[b]Thing #2[/b]: CD is under new management. Our beautiful and talented Sovereign, Kirsten, has decided to step down from her post, thus ending her Reign of Pink Terror. Her replacement, former LUEser and our own longtime Apostle of Defense has been appointed by her Majesty as the new Sovereign, thus beginning Bionic Redhead's Reign of Red Terror (RRT for short).

[b]Thing #3[/b]: CD has hit a milestone that it has not seen since April of 2009. Thanks to the strong functioning finances department and the lack of gigantic wars taking place, CD has been able to once again reach the NS mark of 2.5 million. We are very proud of this accomplishment and are shooting to pass our all-time high NS of about 3 million. We thank you all in your support of this and ask that any monetary donations you wish to make to help us achieve this goal are sent in batches of 50 tech to Pyroman of Tinderscape. If you choose not to send any tech for this wonderful cause, a baby seal will die. I hope you can all deal with that on your conscience.

That is all.
- Pyroman the Wickedly Awesome

tl;dr: If you were actually expecting a tl;dr from me, you can just scroll up and read it, you assclown. Not everything in life will be simple enough for your meager attention span.

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[quote name='Cairna' timestamp='1290654950' post='2522691']
Bionic Redhead can only lead to the downfall of CD :'(

SO LET'S DO IT PROPERLY WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS ALRIGHT?
[/quote]

agreed, nothing is better in the complete and utter downfall of an entire alliance like explosions... I think that just before we hit rock bottom we should assassinate him though...

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[quote name='Cairna' timestamp='1290654950' post='2522691']
Bionic Redhead can only lead to the downfall of CD :'(

SO LET'S DO IT PROPERLY WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS ALRIGHT?
[/quote]
Actually, Bionic IS the architect of CD's downfall. It even says so on his business card.

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