Pyroman Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Good evening/morning/afternoon ladies, gentlemen and mixes of both. Several things have been happening within our glorious alliance over the past few days that I would like to bring to public attention. Do I have your attention? Do I? [b]Thing #1[/b]: Yes, we still exist. I realize this comes as a surprise to some of you (partially because I haven't been doing my job) that we are still a group of individual nations bound together by the same name in the hope of great conquest. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of you for neglecting you of our winning personalities and that goes doubly for our allies who I am sure miss [s]me[/s] us dearly. If you're skeptical, which I'm sure you are, then I implore you to go to #carpediem and see just how alive we still are. Activity may vary over the holidays. For those of you that do not care that we still exist, please rot. [b]Thing #2[/b]: CD is under new management. Our beautiful and talented Sovereign, Kirsten, has decided to step down from her post, thus ending her Reign of Pink Terror. Her replacement, former LUEser and our own longtime Apostle of Defense has been appointed by her Majesty as the new Sovereign, thus beginning Bionic Redhead's Reign of Red Terror (RRT for short). [b]Thing #3[/b]: CD has hit a milestone that it has not seen since April of 2009. Thanks to the strong functioning finances department and the lack of gigantic wars taking place, CD has been able to once again reach the NS mark of 2.5 million. We are very proud of this accomplishment and are shooting to pass our all-time high NS of about 3 million. We thank you all in your support of this and ask that any monetary donations you wish to make to help us achieve this goal are sent in batches of 50 tech to Pyroman of Tinderscape. If you choose not to send any tech for this wonderful cause, a baby seal will die. I hope you can all deal with that on your conscience. That is all. - Pyroman the Wickedly Awesome tl;dr: If you were actually expecting a tl;dr from me, you can just scroll up and read it, you assclown. Not everything in life will be simple enough for your meager attention span. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hepzibah3 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 o/ Carpe Diem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Mate Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 'bout time you got to your job pyro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marx the Great Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 somebody send this man some tech. Save the baby seals!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmongrel Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Seize the Day. o/ You really do have winning personalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Holy balls BR wasnt lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations Carpe Diem! It's great to see you guys making progress! Onward to 3 mill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congrats and good luck CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Looks like..Capre Diem has..seized the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Good to see you guys back on the world stage. Congrats on the solid growth over these past few months o/ PS: And always great to see someone using the term "assclown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uranus Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Dear God we are terrible. Here is to being terrible well into the foreseeable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairna Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Bionic Redhead can only lead to the downfall of CD :'( SO LET'S DO IT PROPERLY WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS ALRIGHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Mate Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 [quote name='Cairna' timestamp='1290654950' post='2522691'] Bionic Redhead can only lead to the downfall of CD :'( SO LET'S DO IT PROPERLY WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS ALRIGHT? [/quote] agreed, nothing is better in the complete and utter downfall of an entire alliance like explosions... I think that just before we hit rock bottom we should assassinate him though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted November 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 [quote name='Cairna' timestamp='1290654950' post='2522691'] Bionic Redhead can only lead to the downfall of CD :'( SO LET'S DO IT PROPERLY WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS ALRIGHT? [/quote] Actually, Bionic IS the architect of CD's downfall. It even says so on his business card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Imperial Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 o/ Kirsten for her grate work in CD o/ BR as you have been my boss in CD for the past year and finally o/ CD, may we pass 3 mil sonn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 [quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1290654392' post='2522678'] Looks like..Capre Diem has..seized the day. [/quote] You forget the shades, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selindryl Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yay Porcupine! Kirsten will be missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 huzzah! Congrats to everyone! oh, and Kirsten has gone to a good place o/ CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congrats on your milestones and achievements! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Good stuff CD! Glad to see you're around, I miss seeing you, Pyro. Also, lol at the tl;dr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe32320 Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congrats CD on still existing, getting a new tyrannical leader and breaking another milestone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleatu Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 You remember what happened the last time you guys hit 3M, right? Good to see you're still around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Pyro Glad to see you guys still hanging in there and growing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakyr Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Seli Kirsten Pyro Carpe Diem Glad to hear you're still alive and doing well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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