Alistair Thorrington Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] The Nutty North Koreans (NNK) is rumoured to have been founded by Kim Jong-Il so that he may test nuclear weapon launches on computer scenarios before firing them around the World. Needless to say, NNK doesn't have any nukes, but Kim Jong-Il and his in-game counterparts keep doggedly trying. Well, kept doggedly trying, for an hour or so. Now they just sit around and watch reruns of Will & Grace with a tub of Chapman's Ice Cream, thoroughly enjoying Karen's unnaturally high-pitched voice and vile persona. This has nothing to do with the announcement, but Colin and Justin's Home Heist was just on, so I'm in the mood for talking about the shows on Woman's Network, though I can attest, I am certainly not a woman. My genitals are far too external. Anyway, that isn't the point. North Korea, as the most technologically advanced nation in existence (Being the inventor of Doors: the worldwide phenomenon, currently undertaking its latest advancement, Doors 2.0), launched its newest innovation, known as Google, and we were horrified by the results. After an innocent google search for "NNK", we received the following results. [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/NNK1.jpg[/img][/center] [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/NNK2.jpg[/img][/center] [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/NNK3.jpg[/img][/center] Kim Jong-Il was outraged after reviewing the results of the search, and ordered his top scientists to determine if any of them were true. After extensive study, they determined that NNK is certainly not a carsinogenic chemical, and we only deteriorate brain cells after prolonged exposure, nor are we a negro cult, and we're certainly not the proprietor of a lucrative cigar business. Because of this, Kim Jong-Il is currently writing a letter to the owner of Google, the following being the first draft: [quote]"What you think? We are not chemical. I hear lot of chemical, like air, and NNK not chemical. And we not negro. I just look in mirror to make sure I still sexy as usual, but see no negroe in there. And we not cigar seller. NNK engage in no illegal activity ever. That is truth."[/quote] But above all the lies and slander being perpetuated by the Google, we found one that cannot be topped: [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10506482.stm"]Justin Bieber coming to North Korea[/url] Those of you who have a firm grasp of North Korean history will remember the epic battle fought between Justin Bieber fans and the North Korean government. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Earth-shaking war, here is a link to a documentary created about it: [url="http://adet.forumotion.co.uk/Justin-Bieber-h2.htm"]Park Hwang-Bo Productions[/url] But now Justin Bieber is visiting North Korea again?! Have we not lost enough to his ear-splitting screech?! I lost my mother and my brother during that war. They died together, sharing an iPod bud, [i]One Less Lonely Girl[/i] still blaring obliviously. Should Justin Bieber ever enter North Korea, he shall not exit. If anyone objects, we will write you a strongly worded-letter, with caps locks and myriad expletives. But this announcement, despite the nonsense above, is to let a couple alliances know that their embassies are inactive. In fact, every embassy we have is inactive. Are we really that boring? Park Hwang-Bo will do degrading dances if that'll please you. Anyway, STA, BACoN, USN, Menotah, AO, go write something. And I think I may have deleted a couple others, but I doubt they care. Just as reminder, our forums are [url="www.cn-nnk.co.cc"]www.cn-nnk.co.cc[/url] If you want to make a new embassy with us, go sign up. Our MoFA needs work to do, anyway. In other news, North Korea is completely changing its Government system. Many people unjustifiedly think of us as a Communist totalitarian regime. That's just not true. NNK is holding its first Ministerial elections in forever. Considering North Korea invented Democracy, we're giving it a try. Our incumbent Government is probably as follows: [b]Stooge of War:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b] Vesta [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] Sarikitty [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pikachujc and Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord [b]Dear Leader Bathroom Staff:[/b] Je Mange Le Chat So that's all for now. Just letting you know we're still here, as Cybernation's premier source of unmitigated crap (Or what some call entertainment). Toodles. And remember: [center][img] http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/3565759415_f5b0beed7e.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Needs moar good Engrish o/ NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 I was held against my will and told my family will die if I don't post Ezequiel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 your other posts were funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 What is a Justin Bieber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Bob Ilyani' date='09 July 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1278729282' post='2365412'] your other posts were funnier. [/quote] So what you're saying is that last time, you were like: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!" But this time you were like: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OW MY APPENDIX!" I spared you your digestive system. You should be grateful. Edited July 10, 2010 by Alistair Thorrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un4Gvn1 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Don't like Justin B. but your announcements are always fun. Congrats on the gov line-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 [quote name='Pikachujc' date='09 July 2010 - 07:45 PM' timestamp='1278726320' post='2365376'] Needs moar good Engrish o/ NNK [/quote] IC: Needs moar gimchi. OOC: has my dream come true? An alliance of esl teachers or something to that effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' date='09 July 2010 - 11:27 PM' timestamp='1278736051' post='2365551'] OOC: has my dream come true? An alliance of esl teachers or something to that effect? [/quote] No. We arricance of ESerl rearners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekro448 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Justin Bieber ...? North Korea...? WTF..?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 [quote name='Alistair Thorrington' date='09 July 2010 - 08:51 PM' timestamp='1278733859' post='2365507'] So what you're saying is that last time, you were like: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!" But this time you were like: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OW MY APPENDIX!" I spared you your digestive system. You should be grateful. [/quote] Too bad, I already lost my appendix. Something else has to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 wtf happened to kaiser? And don't you dare talk bad about justin bieber. He is a god, so talented at only 11! He is the next Michael Jackson, only white...well...pretty close to Michael Jackson. Plus, he hangs out with usher, who makes girls want to say "oh oh oh oh oh oh oh." ...etc you get the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronsightSniper Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 North Korea is Best Korea! Oh wait.....this is fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 o/ Nutty North Koreans o/ Kim-Jong II You are quite the one for funny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 [quote name='Alistair Thorrington' date='09 July 2010 - 08:31 PM' timestamp='1278725460' post='2365367'] nor are we a negro cult[/quote] You guys ARE on the black team though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 [quote name='Axolotlia' date='11 July 2010 - 01:35 PM' timestamp='1278873304' post='2367094'] You guys ARE on the black team though... [/quote] We like to promote equal rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 I thought you guys packed up and went home ages ago. I am displeased Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 [quote name='Skippy' date='11 July 2010 - 05:56 PM' timestamp='1278888981' post='2367334'] I thought you guys packed up and went home ages ago. I am displeased [/quote] Well, that's a buzzkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 [quote name='Alistair Thorrington' date='12 July 2010 - 10:14 AM' timestamp='1278890064' post='2367357'] Well, that's a buzzkill [/quote] Just saying it like it is [img]http://attrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/buzzkill.jpg[/img] It could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 [quote name='Fizzydog' date='11 July 2010 - 05:56 PM' timestamp='1278867357' post='2367012'] o/ Kim-Jong II [/quote] It's Kim Jong-Il, not "Kim-Jong II". There isn't a "Kim-Jong" in his name nor is there numerals of any kind. Kim Jong-Il, it's easy as 123, as simple as Do re mi, ABC, 123 baby you and me giiirlll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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