mr3looc Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Hello again friends! Aloha, guten tag, Buenos tardes, こんばんは. I know you have missed us. It’s been a while since we’ve stirred the pot, and frankly we have found that the bottom has gotten rather…ah…sticky. You know how it is, little bits of carrots and onions get mashed on the bottom of the stew, and then you can’t get them off even when you scrape really hard. It’s the pits. [QUOTE][Freelancer,Oct 27 2008, 04:56 PM]Na, I'm done...[/QUOTE] So here we are. Hopefully you haven’t been too terribly over-sauteed. Of course at this point you’re wondering why we’re posting, because though The Brain is endlessly humble, peerlessly self-deprecating, and supremely modest, you have by now become accustomed to nothing but earth shatteringly hilarious, clever, and momentous missives flowing forth from our lowly corner of this fine world. [QUOTE][Freelancer,Nov 3 2008, 01:08 PM]Dude I can't do this anymore, I mean play !! I'm out no !@#$, I'll swing bye from time to time, howewver once Free is gone in 18 he will be gone along with any reminents[/QUOTE] It is in that light that I bring a bit of sad news. Many of you know that The Brain has played home to the gallant Freelancer of the nation Sepritists. He has tickled many pickles, and may or may not take responsibility for any amount of shenanigans visited upon the world of BOB in his time. But those times have come to an end, as the chivalrous Freelancer has alerted The Brain of his imminent departure from the world of Cybernations. [QUOTE] [Freelancer,Nov 3 2008, 01:27 PM]I just can't do it anymore, this game takes alot out of you, especially when you need to have your attention in the RW.. [/QUOTE] Of course you all know that the mighty Freelancer has never held any official position in The Brain’s hallowed (if somewhat dingy) synapses. Yet he has always acted as our most trusted ADVISER in all matters Cybernations and otherwise, and has bought us all BEERs of exceptional quality upon request. Freelancer is an excellent chap and we have wept the bitter tears of unfathomable sadness knowing he is going to be lost forever. [QUOTE][12:20] <Freelancer> Well that will be it for me then, 18 days of inactivity and you'll see me vanish into the sunset, no long goodbyes and anything of that nature.[/QUOTE] BUT. In every loss is hidden an opportunity, and this loss – though exceptional in other ways – is surprisingly not an exception. Therefore at this point The (illustrious) Brain would like to extend a special invitation to a special member of the community. This is not an all-expenses-paid trip to the Bahamas, but we think it is even better. It is in this spirit that The Brain invites one CORA MCSTRAP to join us and become our new, beloved ADVISER extraordinaire. [QUOTE][Freelancer,May 4 2009, 09:55 AM]I will becoming very inactive here shortly...[/QUOTE] Oh CORA MCSTRAP, would that you should find it in your heart to oblige our humble request. Of all, you alone are qualified to offer us guidance in all matter Cybernations and otherwise, and to purchase us BEERs of exceptional quality upon request. Of all, you alone are most well equipped to understand the feebleness of our collective intellects, and to understand how we need an ADVISER of your caliber. [QUOTE][Freelancer,Jan 15 2010, 07:28 AM]I'm glad I deleted...[/QUOTE] Please circle yes or no, and send the note back after class. Heart, The Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 um, ever heard of a private message?? :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 ...Wait, what? I read this TWICE and still dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 (edited) [quote name='wickedj' date='18 March 2010 - 04:49 AM' timestamp='1268884460' post='2228941'] ...Wait, what? I read this TWICE and still dont get it [/quote] What I got was one of their members left CN and they want someone else to come and take his place, but with this being the same alliance that told peple to suck it by inviting them to a hot dog eating contest; I am still looking for the hidden meaning Edited March 18, 2010 by Omniscient1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I do not need this during midterms. My population will vomit. Back to the academics . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='Omniscient1' date='17 March 2010 - 10:51 PM' timestamp='1268884625' post='2228944'] What I got was one of their members left CN and they want someone else to come and take his place, but with this being the same alliance that told peple to suck it by inviting them to a hot dog eating contest; I am still looking for the hidden meeting [/quote] I loved that thread. shame it is no longer with us. Ive gathered a small bit more about this topic, i believe thaey are inviting Cora to join them to take Freelancers place...i think...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 So you are recruiting USN's members, and gov no less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='commander thrawn' date='18 March 2010 - 05:25 AM' timestamp='1268890223' post='2229049'] So you are recruiting USN's members, and gov no less [/quote] Maybe I read it wrong, looks more like they are hacking on Cora. Also, long shall I mourn the loss of Freelance_r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='Merrie Melodies' date='18 March 2010 - 06:27 AM' timestamp='1268890360' post='2229051'] Maybe I read it wrong, looks more like they are hacking on Cora. Also, long shall I mourn the loss of Freelance_r [/quote] Ahh... ok, had to read it again. I blame St. Patricks Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I don't understand this at all. This the most incoherent announcement I've seen in a long time, ironic coming from an alliance called The Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 What I got from the dates on everything is that Freelancer may be gone, but he'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Argent Doom Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='King Death II' date='18 March 2010 - 03:28 AM' timestamp='1268883226' post='2228921'] um, ever heard of a private message?? :/ [/quote] Have I ever heard of a private message being used for a public announcement? Erm... no actually, I haven't :/ [quote name='Katsumi' date='18 March 2010 - 05:57 AM' timestamp='1268892169' post='2229069'] I don't understand this at all. This the most incoherent announcement I've seen in a long time, ironic coming from an alliance called The Brain. [/quote] Perhaps you don't understand it because it has been delivered on a level above your intellect, ironic coming from an alliance called The Brain, wouldn't you say? Anyway, I wholeheartedly approve of this announcement and foresee the outcome will be revolutionary for the Brain and I await an intelligent reply, so I'll be back in a week or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryne Farrior Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='General Argent Doom' date='18 March 2010 - 04:34 AM' timestamp='1268901607' post='2229145'] Perhaps you don't understand it because it has been delivered on a level above your intellect, ironic coming from an alliance called The Brain, wouldn't you say?[/quote] Ah... no, that wouldn't be ironic at all. [quote]Anyway, I wholeheartedly approve of this announcement and foresee the outcome will be revolutionary for the Brain and I await an intelligent reply, so I'll be back in a week or so. [/quote] This appears to be more or less a silly inside joke. Perhaps this will yield results greater than its parts, but I doubt it. Come back in 300 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Goodluck freelancer, I for one will miss hearing about some of your antics. -jimjilbarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Argent Doom Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='Bryne Farrior' date='18 March 2010 - 09:03 AM' timestamp='1268903333' post='2229148'] Ah... no, that wouldn't be ironic at all.[/quote] Oh dear lord, "Don't post sarcasm on the OWF" they told me, "Most people are too dumb to get it" they said. Silly me, I didn't believe them, so thanks for being the guy they were talking about and proving me wrong, now I have to part with my hard earned cash. [quote name='Bryne Farrior' date='18 March 2010 - 09:03 AM' timestamp='1268903333' post='2229148']This appears to be more or less a silly inside joke. Perhaps this will yield results greater than its parts, but I doubt it. Come back in 300 days. [/quote] 300 days? It will take you that long to come up with an intelligent reply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryne Farrior Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='General Argent Doom' date='18 March 2010 - 05:15 AM' timestamp='1268904071' post='2229154'] Oh dear lord, "Don't post sarcasm on the OWF" they told me, "Most people are too dumb to get it" they said. Silly me, I didn't believe them, so thanks for being the guy they were talking about and proving me wrong, now I have to part with my hard earned cash.[/quote] Silly me, expecting people to mean what they say. But actually, no amount of sarcasm saves your prior statement from making no sense. But enjoy your money..? [quote] 300 days? It will take you that long to come up with an intelligent reply?[/quote] Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Fascinating read, worthty of posting. From the peanut galleries perspective I cant think of any reason why Cora wouldnt take the brain up on this offer, they are a good group of people, she would be hard pressed to find better. o/free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychovulcan Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 THE BRAIN just decided that, without an ADVISER of exceptional quality, our antics might take a turn for the mundane. Knowing the quality of both leadership and advice giving potential of CORA MCSTRAP, we felt it prudent to offer her first dibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Adios Freelancer. [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/upload/8324-devil-smiley-095.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyewunga Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I actully love u guys. Very funny annoucment. I feel i must decline your offer as fun as it would be to see the results if i accepted. If Freelancer is really quiting this time i'm sure he will still be with us in spirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr3looc Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Well durn it. Is there nothing we can do to make you reconsider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='mr3looc' date='18 March 2010 - 04:27 PM' timestamp='1268929978' post='2229347'] Well durn it. Is there nothing we can do to make you reconsider? [/quote] Try chocolate. She likes chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 [quote name='mr3looc' date='18 March 2010 - 05:27 PM' timestamp='1268929978' post='2229347'] Well durn it. Is there nothing we can do to make you reconsider? [/quote] Who is next on the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 You have got to be kidding me... Good Luck to The Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom98 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I am deeply saddened for your drawn out loss. As it is now 17 months since Freelancers first notice he was leaving, never have I seen such dedication to give a 18 month notice of resignation, quite impressive. On the other hand to allow such heartache go to on for so long makes one wonder which head you were using to store your "brain" in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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