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  1. I am not sure why FAN has been added to this list. In fact I have no idea what this list is about or what drama has proceeded it. The fact is however that being on lists makes us feel important, so I'm not going to ask too many questions. I can only assume, based on past experience, that this might be related to the ramp up of the war that's going to happen over the holiday season. If this is the case please let us know if our participation is going to be necessary so we can block out some time for it. It would also be helpful if you could let us know which side we should be on. That
  2. I would argue that the Pussification took place many moons ago and has lead to the current Complacency.
  3. A new proposal is up on the yellow sphere. Communications have been made. Let's see if we can get through one of these without someone turning this into EFAD.
  4. Words have been spoken between tJL and FAN to hash out some things between us. In that discussion the idea of gentleman's agreement regarding senate proposals for the yellow team was tossed around. Which of course will require some talking and handshaking among the gentleman and gentleladies of the yellow sphere. Those that wish to know more about what was discussed in regards to that idea should contact either FAN or tJL.
  5. Please don't take us the wrong way. We always have shotguns and hand grenades on us.
  6. As enjoyable as that tongue is, this is true.
  7. You did see the "to our detriment" part right? ;)
  8. Ah yes. I was voted "most passive aggressive" back in '09 and I've come to regain my title. Or I've just come to remind everyone to not be a douchebag.
  9. Federation of Armed Nations As you all know the system for deciding and regulating the elected targets... err... politicians for each team color have recently been changed. I'm sure all team colors are handling issues with these changes. The yellow team is no different. I'm not sure how team targets... I mean senators... got the way they are, but if you share a team with rabid anti-government gun nuts, imposing a tax on weapons and expecting things to not get a little sideways is more than a bit naive. I believe the kids these days term that as "f$@#ing retarded". I'm sure these s
  10. "The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." Thankfully society keeps creating them.
  11. Anyone can attack anyone at any time regardless of what treaties they do or do not have.
  12. Federation of Armed Nations The Federation of Armed Nations would like to thank all of the folks across the many alliances that participated in the involuntary "war games" recently conducted. Especially the commies over at UCR, since we did sucker punch them, but also to the fogeys over at OG and the pinko socialists at LSF, SWF and NSF. Also a thanks to Riot Society for joining in the fun. Apologies to MCXA on the timing. Have your people call my people and maybe we can put something together. All involved handled themselves admirably and proved that alliances can break each oth
  13. I wouldn't call the rest of the folks we're fighting pushovers. We pushed them. They didn't fall over.
  14. Chiappa Triple Threat. Seemed appropriate at this point.
  15. Thanks. I edited the original with that info as well. Been a long day.
  16. Federation of Armed Nations Dear SWF, Consider this "formal recognition". Signed, Ron Burgandy and the channel 4 news team *NOTE: Not my best announcement. Not the best gun pron. Really this whole thing is pretty crappy. Your best bet would be to skip reading this thread and wait for SWF to make their own announcement about how they are declaring war on us. Gun Porn (edited for Master Hakai)
  17. While I'm not a fan (pun intended) of the content, I must tip my hat to the quality of the message.
  18. Not anyone, but close to it. I would have rejected certain alliances if they were friends or it was just plain uninteresting. Round 87 of FAN versus NPO would just be boring. Katzbalger, you're being a douchebag. The guy is an asshole, but he didn't say anything about Jack.
  19. Most alliances wring their hands considering treaties, politics, societal response and recent events when deciding if aggressive action is necessary or if diplomacy is more advisable. At FAN, violence isn't only an answer it is always the correct answer. Which is why we aren't a "big deal" anymore. Constant war doesn't work well and at some point people get sick of your shit and gang up on you. Been there, done that, have the t-shirt to prove it. Nowadays FAN is relatively peaceful because we just keep to ourselves. When FAN decides they wish to head forth into the world and do some
  20. Federation of Armed Nations The Federation of Armed Nations realizes there will be two types of nation leaders reading this announcement and thus this one is a twofer. Please direct your attention to the category below that best fits. 1) To the youngins that have never heard of us because we're old and irrelevant. These types will likely be confused as they have not had the pleasure of reading FAN Announcements in the past. This is a common reaction among first time readers. Along with vomiting, dizziness and in rare cases the sudden urge to yell "GUN PORN!". It is in fact quite
  21. Well, we can bicker about that, but we'll never know for sure. They have fielded a strong army at times and I certainly won't run them down, but I am convinced that at our peak we could have taken them. It would have been an awesome fight. Unfortunately we weren't both there at the same time.
  22. What did you guys expect? That we would travel back in time, gather the FAN army of old that made half the world piss itself in fear and the other half cry like children and transport them all to the future. If that were possible I would surely do it. But it is not and you should be happy for that. And frankly if I could pull that off it certainly wouldn't be just to kill you folks. We get it. We are no longer the most feared alliance on the planet. What is left are a bunch of stubborn bastards that simply will not die off. The fact is we will never get back to the same level of she
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