Groucho Marx Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Hi I am Emperor Marx and this is a new treaty. The Sodomy and Hate Cruise Accords Pirating in style. I. Mutual Defense In the event that either signatory should be attacked, the other one is obligated to come to the defense of the attacked signatory. II. Joint Piracy Should a vulnerable cargo freighter present itself, the other party has the option of joining in on the holding action and taking their fair share of the loot onboard however this is not mandatory. III. Intelligence If either signatory has information pertaining to anti-piracy operations to be undertaken against one or the other, it is imperative that this information be shared to prevent the success of these anti-piracy forces. IV. Sodomy and Liquor These two things are held to be essential to a good day of pirating. As such, it is by order of this treaty that Joe Stupid will be sodomized weekly if he can not provide a case of premium beers and a flock of hoes to our headquarters within 1 minute of ratifying this treaty. V. Termination If at some point in the future that one or both parties feel its time to end this agreement there will be a 72 hour grace period in which the treaty will still be in effect after an announcement is made of its cancellation. Signed for Ragnarok, Van Hoo III, Emperor AlfredvonTirpitz, Regent Wombaticus, Vice Regent Mecha Sheikh, High Chancellor Kinzer, Vice Chancellor Jekalle, Consul Signed for Bel Air, King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious, Tech Raider Extraordinaire and Collector of Tears This Charming Man, N/A Hurricane, Guru of Numbers, Viceroy of the Huns tl;dr there is no tl;dr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'm down with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 \o hate cruise...but wait, you guys are pirates! I'm not falling for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 this treaty is immoral, bad, terrible and is known to cause cancer. That said congrats to our fellow Superfriends at Rok and those lolpink guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Lines being drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I thought that you guys already had a treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 lol pink. I knew something smelled fishy. Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted December 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I thought that you guys already had a treaty? It's an upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I thought that you guys already had a treaty? Upgrade from the previous ODP. Anyway, RoK is cool, Bel Air is cool, but most importantly, I'm cool. Congrats to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 YEAH! o/ Rok o/ Bel Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 When two of my allies become better friends, it can only mean one thing: Conspiracy against me. I'll be watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 When two of my allies become better friends, it can only mean one thing: Conspiracy against me.I'll be watching. I approve of any and all conspiracies against this man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 This treaty is immoral, reply to this announcement if you agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombaticus Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 This... Is an excellent treaty. One well earned, no less. I am pleased to have put my signature on such a fine (and pirate-y!) treaty. o/ Bel Air o/ RoK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I approve of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Needs more Spider Jerusalem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 When two of my allies become better friends, it can only mean one thing: Conspiracy against me. ... and that's a fact. I am glad to see this announced, lines being drawn, lolpink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'll at least like the sodomy part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Grimshaw Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Watch out Kevin, with the current CN economy, you might just find Keefer Sutherland holding you hostage with a sniper rifle. Also, I approve of this treaty, liquo', hoes, and nose-candy. Also Also, I call dibs on the first Joe Stupid sodomy action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Great treaty title. Congrats to both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 (edited) IV. Sodomy and LiquorThese two things are held to be essential to a good day of pirating. As such, it is by order of this treaty that Joe Stupid will be sodomized weekly if he can not provide a case of premium beers and a flock of hoes to our headquarters within 1 minute of ratifying this treaty. Someone fetch the tin man his oil can... he's going to need it PS - devilishly awesome treaty Edited December 7, 2009 by King Wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishnokof Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 My float is boat. Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick1 Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Lines being erased and re-drawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 You sunk my battleship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinzer Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I like this. Well.....maybe not the sodomy part, but I am cool with everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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