flak attack Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Casualty numbers in no way reflect one's ability to sacrifice his nation to the benefit of his alliance, just means he's taken a lot of nukes.And astronaut jones, I see at this point I'm the only one giving you the attention you desperately crave, so I'm just going to drop out of our little back-and-forth now, just to see how you react when nobody's making you feel loved. Bingo. I could lose millions of soldiers in tech raids, but that doesn't make me a good fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad JuJu Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) First! (edit) Damn, just missed it. Edited November 13, 2009 by Bad JuJu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxia Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'm calling you angsty. Rhetorical question, honey. 40Pirate - I was only giving it to Khyber. After all, he's the reason I joined FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undabaningi Rasticus Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 You can't blame him. Not everybody is as tough as OcUK. History shows that some ex-members of BC were and are, just not CH I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Great thread, mpol. Like your points of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man At Your Door Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Federation of Armed Nations *mpol blows the dust off the podium I haven't been up here for a while and this has caused some wild speculation amongst the mouth breathers and others in the world. A lot of jibber jabber about how FAN has been 'too quiet' or 'not involved' or even rumors about how we've joined the neutral menace. *sigh* This can all be explained simply and I'm sure you virgins know the routine. It's like when you ask a woman out and she declines and tells you, "It's not you, it's me". Well it's like that. That isn't the truth. It really is you. The issue of FAN's communication is not within FAN. We'd actually really like to talk to more people, but we're a bit particular. In our eyes people fall into several groups. We Don't @%ing Like You Not everyone is as good as their mama says they are. Those of you in this group really shouldn't be alive, but you're mediocre enough that we aren't hoping you spontaneously combust. Though if you do, we will pour gasoline on you. This is not to be confused with the next group... We @%ing Hate you Anything I could say here to describe this group would resemble a tourettes patient on meth, so use your imagination. Who Are You and Why Are You In My Cybernations? We've been around a while and there are a lot of new faces. Alliances come and go and we're not wasting time with folks that don't have anything going for them besides being meat shields for someone else. We'd Talk to You But... A lot of big names in this group. You're on top of the world, now you have to figure out what to do with it. We Are Talking To You Or Will Soon Yes, folks we talk to people. We're selective and slow, but we do it and more importantly when we do it means something. This could be the end of the announcement and I could post some gun porn, but since you drug me out and asked me to say things I'm going to say things. Be careful what you wish for. To all of you who post your milestone announcements. There are tons of stats everywhere. If anyone cared to know what your stats are they could send a retarded, blind sloth out and he would find it. So you bought some stuff. woo hoo The fact that your membership has figured out how to collect taxes from their citizens and use that money towards improvements doesn't mean you're great. You don't get a gold start for showing up. This is one way to gauge how meaningless an alliance is. If you have to post your stats to get someone to look at them, you might as well just give it up. And while I'm on the topic of things that make me want to punch a baby, you had elections. woo hoo Your members can fill out polls. I'm very happy for you and whoever the hell 'that person I've never heard of that won't ever do anything' that you elected. Thank you very much for letting the world know you do the same thing everyone else does. We get it. There are governments. Nobody is going to memorize every one of them. You will only be remembered if you actually do something. Again this would normally be the end of the announcement. Talk some reality to the little guys and call it good. Nobody says those kind of things to sanctioned alliances... until now. So, you up there. Yeah, you big !@#$%^&* with all those 100k+ NS nations. Some of you want to talk about how FAN hasn't done anything publicly in the past few months, well what have you done? If there was a Dramanations meter it would be negative. It's not everyone that's said we aren't holding our end and some of you are alright, but for those who have, don't come at us and talk !@#$ when you're two years ahead in building time and haven't done a damn thing. Most of you have been buying wonders all this time. Hell, between the last time we were public and now they added a navy. THERE"S BOATS IN MAH CYBERNATIONS! We haven't done much of anything publicly since we won VietFAN and you haven't done much of anything publicly since the Karma war. So don't lay the lack of drama on our feet because we'll kick it right back on you. Don't even start on the whole "we've signed treaties". The MDoAP is the new NAP. Sign whatever the hell you want. Sing a million treaties and they still don't mean anything. Everything is optional and there's no commitment and the same treaty is signed with every possible ally or enemy. That's a metric $%&@ ton of bull@#&!. The biggest alliances are setting the worst example and all the wannabe whatever-the-hells are picking it up and signing useless crap they don't even fully understand. Awesome. Soon the world will be completely stagnant. Of course this is FAN's fault because "we aren't involved enough". Meh. We do our !@#$, for our reasons, to meet our goals. We aren't here to amuse you or bring you happiness and joy. If you have higher expectations than that then you're screwed. We're doing what we do and that takes time. If we aren't saying anything publicly it's because we don't have anything to say and we don't run our traps spouting useless crap. So, back the hell off and think more about what you're doing than what we're doing. tl;dr This whole post talks !@#$ about your mom Epic, just epic.. So full of win the win is overflowing. Damn treaty web is a fecal speckled waste of time, good on FAN for being choosey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) I would not call it a win so much as wandering out of the bunker one day to discover that a raging mob took care of the army that was besieging you. You survived, but I could not list it a a military victory and keep a straight face. Now that FAN has a second chance and has decided to re-enter the world it will be interesting to see what they are going to do. Edited November 13, 2009 by Prime minister Johns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I just love watching ancient relics thinking someone still cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eesmith4 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Lemme get this straight. Being a bratty preteen is bad when others do it, I can understand, but when your members act like a bunch of hormone drenched, angsty, know-it-all?-of-course-i-know-it-all-i'm-14!-grrrrr!-look-at-my-mean-face-and-my-rebellious-attitude! teenagers, it's all well and good? Now you're simply being foolish. I fail to see how continued palaver with you would be productive, so good day sir. There was a point other than "we are tough guys that want all of CN to go screw yourselves"? If there was, I doubt I'm the only one that missed it. I don't know, being classified into an option of groups that includes "you shouldn't even be alive, and I'll pour gasoline on you if you are on fire", "we hate your f-ing guts", "we don't know you and why are you walking around on OUR CN" (excuse me? since when was this solely YOUR CN?), then there is "you are powerful pansies" or "OMFG, you just might be worthy of being spoken to by the almighty FAN".Yeah, talk like that is going make people respect your point, or even care to know what it is. Yes, there was a point. Yes, you missed it. In your case, it appears you're confusing form with content. This thread has been.......informative, for various reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptyler Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Hell, if FAN's gonna come out and play, I guess I might as well, too. For old time's sake, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 This thread just keep growing and growing like stuff on my tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Now you're simply being foolish. I fail to see how continued palaver with you would be productive, so good day sir.Yes, there was a point. Yes, you missed it. In your case, it appears you're confusing form with content. This thread has been.......informative, for various reasons. I love it how you guys, and your former guy, need to actually say "I'm not talking to you anymore, nyah!" in a sort of public display that you're "above this" when someone who was truly above commenting would have just ignored everything in the first place. But I like your style, it's sophisticated yet childish all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I love it how you guys, and your former guy, need to actually say "I'm not talking to you anymore, nyah!" in a sort of public display that you're "above this" when someone who was truly above commenting would have just ignored everything in the first place.But I like your style, it's sophisticated yet childish all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrovich4 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 You would think it would be really hard to hate FAN and love them at the same time, but they make it so easy. They make PB a more interesting place, but they're still arrogant bullies who just don't have the power to be the !@#$%^&* you know they want to be. I've missed mpol announcements. They're always a good read. I look forward to more at the same time I dread any return to prominence for FAN.)): FAN We have the power, you just don't see it Tri. We don't want prominence, we just wanna have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythegfx Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I would not call it a win so much as wandering out of the bunker one day to discover that a raging mob took care of the army that was besieging you.You survived, but I could not list it a a military victory and keep a straight face. Now that FAN has a second chance and has decided to re-enter the world it will be interesting to see what they are going to do. Probably the same as the first time. I see fan in a perpetual cycle of war, then irrelevance, followed by war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Do something about it, Mpol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matasumouri Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 the real tl;dr should be something along these lines... &$#% you, &$#% you, &$#% you, you're cool, &$#% you, I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 IBTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford Forrest Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Since gun porn is one of the few things we at MASH still have to fend off the boredom afflicting Bob, (That and alcohol, of course) we salute the OP. We should talk, do lunch, start the Jack Daniels' IV drip line, and I dunno... go to a gun show, or somethin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalC Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Thanks FAN. As honesty is very entertaining, I really enjoyed that rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facade Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Sing a million treaties and they still don't mean anything. But we like singing treaties. I just don't have a good voice for it though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwm1150 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ah, it's like a breath of fresh air in a stuffy room. now for the gun pron................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I think the fact of the matter is that BoB and hippies are no fun. FAN should start a Bloc named "Go $%&@ yourself because we like war, booze and naked strippers crying because their cooters are raw and nasty from grinding on your jagged denim jeans with metal studs bloc." Just sayin why aren't you in GOONS govt. yet? sup mpol. Delicious thread. I wish whiskey upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senekis Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I enjoyed the read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deligo Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) Ah, it's like a breath of fresh air in a stuffy room.now for the gun pron................................ Is that an actual Belgian made Highpower made when Saive was still breathing? & Congrats on a whole post talking !@#$ about everyone's mom. Edited November 19, 2009 by deligo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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