The Man At Your Door

The goat watches the scene unfold with absolute disbelief and wanders off to have his way with a lusty camel.

Epic, just epic.. So full of win the win is overflowing. Damn treaty web is a fecal speckled waste of time, good on FAN for being choosey.

Needs more puppies, otherwise you are coming across as rather dull.

Captain Enema supports this motion.

You were more amusing when you were a nub in the ODN way back when.

Treaties suck. Well not the fight club pact, that's epic win, but all the rest of them blow.

In a recent raid against Wolfpack the TPF stepped in and requested we stop our dastardly actions. Orders have been sent out and for the most part the TPF has been working with us to wrap this business up quickly. All in all those of us over here at TBB wish to not so much apologize to Wolfpack, but commend them on not loosing their 'stones' and shrieking like little girls when we hit them. Keep in mind the TPF had extended them protection after they raided them, but rather than threatening us with the TPF they held their own and countered where they could. Well played Wolfpack, one of these days once all the shooting stops, I'd be happy to hoist a beer or three with yall.

Are these cards like greeting cards for the conquering soldiers of the TPF?

How he managed to miss the whole Novision vs. One Vision thingie is beyond me, but hey.. whatevah!

The Fight Club Pact #1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. #2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. #4 - Two guys to a fight. #5 - One fight at a time. #6 - No shirts, no shoes. #7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to. #8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. Signing for the Commonwealth of Soveriegn Nations: Hetman Vladislav Arouet Signing for The Bovine Berserkers The Cow at Your Door

I don't think I did, but it is possible one of my members did. My apologies if you were in anyway offended by this act.

I have no idea, did we?

I'll do that.

Government: Benevolent Authoritarian leadership under the auspices of, "The Doom of Your Mom". Charter: None needed. Flag: Stinks of effort, we'll go with that epic cartoon cow. Rules of Raiding: 1) No raiding unaligned as that stinks of being a sissy. 2) Be sure to share your raid targets with the herd before going to feed at the trough. No one likes a greedy cow. 3) MOAR Cow Bell...

IC: Every single living member of New Crete commits suicide at the exact sametime. New Crete, the people, the government effectively cease to exist. OOC: Someone you all know pointed out something to me that makes alot of sense. This roleplay is literally over-run with OOC cronies doing little favors for those peole that they support for out of character reasons. The Arabian Campaign, as it was pointed out to me, is mostly about OOC. The Texas issue, again as it was pointed out to me and I agree completely, is all about people liking Otto more than they like Chris oocly. Thank you for your time here, but I won't be back.