mpol777 Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Federation of Armed Nations *mpol blows the dust off the podium I haven't been up here for a while and this has caused some wild speculation amongst the mouth breathers and others in the world. A lot of jibber jabber about how FAN has been 'too quiet' or 'not involved' or even rumors about how we've joined the neutral menace. *sigh* This can all be explained simply and I'm sure you virgins know the routine. It's like when you ask a woman out and she declines and tells you, "It's not you, it's me". Well it's like that. That isn't the truth. It really is you. The issue of FAN's communication is not within FAN. We'd actually really like to talk to more people, but we're a bit particular. In our eyes people fall into several groups. We Don't @%ing Like You Not everyone is as good as their mama says they are. Those of you in this group really shouldn't be alive, but you're mediocre enough that we aren't hoping you spontaneously combust. Though if you do, we will pour gasoline on you. This is not to be confused with the next group... We @%ing Hate you Anything I could say here to describe this group would resemble a tourettes patient on meth, so use your imagination. Who Are You and Why Are You In My Cybernations? We've been around a while and there are a lot of new faces. Alliances come and go and we're not wasting time with folks that don't have anything going for them besides being meat shields for someone else. We'd Talk to You But... A lot of big names in this group. You're on top of the world, now you have to figure out what to do with it. We Are Talking To You Or Will Soon Yes, folks we talk to people. We're selective and slow, but we do it and more importantly when we do it means something. This could be the end of the announcement and I could post some gun porn, but since you drug me out and asked me to say things I'm going to say things. Be careful what you wish for. To all of you who post your milestone announcements. There are tons of stats everywhere. If anyone cared to know what your stats are they could send a retarded, blind sloth out and he would find it. So you bought some stuff. woo hoo The fact that your membership has figured out how to collect taxes from their citizens and use that money towards improvements doesn't mean you're great. You don't get a gold start for showing up. This is one way to gauge how meaningless an alliance is. If you have to post your stats to get someone to look at them, you might as well just give it up. And while I'm on the topic of things that make me want to punch a baby, you had elections. woo hoo Your members can fill out polls. I'm very happy for you and whoever the hell 'that person I've never heard of that won't ever do anything' that you elected. Thank you very much for letting the world know you do the same thing everyone else does. We get it. There are governments. Nobody is going to memorize every one of them. You will only be remembered if you actually do something. Again this would normally be the end of the announcement. Talk some reality to the little guys and call it good. Nobody says those kind of things to sanctioned alliances... until now. So, you up there. Yeah, you big !@#$%^&* with all those 100k+ NS nations. Some of you want to talk about how FAN hasn't done anything publicly in the past few months, well what have you done? If there was a Dramanations meter it would be negative. It's not everyone that's said we aren't holding our end and some of you are alright, but for those who have, don't come at us and talk !@#$ when you're two years ahead in building time and haven't done a damn thing. Most of you have been buying wonders all this time. Hell, between the last time we were public and now they added a navy. THERE"S BOATS IN MAH CYBERNATIONS! We haven't done much of anything publicly since we won VietFAN and you haven't done much of anything publicly since the Karma war. So don't lay the lack of drama on our feet because we'll kick it right back on you. Don't even start on the whole "we've signed treaties". The MDoAP is the new NAP. Sign whatever the hell you want. Sing a million treaties and they still don't mean anything. Everything is optional and there's no commitment and the same treaty is signed with every possible ally or enemy. That's a metric $%&@ ton of bull@#&!. The biggest alliances are setting the worst example and all the wannabe whatever-the-hells are picking it up and signing useless crap they don't even fully understand. Awesome. Soon the world will be completely stagnant. Of course this is FAN's fault because "we aren't involved enough". Meh. We do our !@#$, for our reasons, to meet our goals. We aren't here to amuse you or bring you happiness and joy. If you have higher expectations than that then you're screwed. We're doing what we do and that takes time. If we aren't saying anything publicly it's because we don't have anything to say and we don't run our traps spouting useless crap. So, back the hell off and think more about what you're doing than what we're doing. tl;dr This whole post talks !@#$ about your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 (edited) first also awesome announcement FAN, interesting point of view Edited November 10, 2009 by King Death II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Makes sense to me. Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Logan Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Tell us how you really feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Oh Mpol, you are the best poster on these boards. Anyone who thinks FAN is turning neutral is an idiot. They post gun pr0n in all their annoucements! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Ya'll were a lot more fun when you were oppressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Nice guns, take your time in signing treaties otherwise they are only war-notifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerius Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I have a lot of respect for FAN. You've been doing just about everything different, for years. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 first Do you really want to try that !@#$ in my thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Do you really want to try that !@#$ in my thread? I already did, what are you gonna do bout it? See, you arent the only bad $@! on teh bloc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Excellent post. Well done. Love the gun porn . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 There really isn't any need to explain anything to the world - they'll never truly understand or care to begin with so why bother? Though I guess being bugged about it all the time is reason enough to try just to shut them up. Good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Heh, oh it's been a long time since I've seen something like this. Glad to be reminded of days long past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Dear Mpol: I think your avatar is one of the few that truly represents who you are. I admire the fact that you don't hide it. Love, Ferrous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I already did, what are you gonna do bout it? See, you arent the only bad $@! on teh bloc He's probably the most bad-$@! on the block though. And FAN turning neutral? Pff! Pff I say! I will say, mpol's brutal honesty is... refreshing. My hat's off to ya once again. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Hey, mpol, what do you think of the brown-nosing you guys have been getting lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I already did, what are you gonna do bout it? See, you arent the only bad $@! on teh bloc I see. You think because you're part of some treaty bloc I won't come kick the ever loving !@#$ out of you. Someone hand this guy a Darwin Award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 (edited) I see. You think because you're part of some treaty bloc I won't come kick the ever loving !@#$ out of you. Someone hand this guy a Darwin Award. Done. I've been waiting for an excuse. * +TehChron hands King_Death a Darwin award to be given upon his return. Edited November 10, 2009 by Chron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 What, No blow or a hooker under the podium giving you a hummer ? *Freelancer goes back to his cave* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I am touched, mpol, that you care enough about me to douse me in gasoline. I'm truly touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Interesting, I would like to know in what category Polaris are but your embassy you our forums are a bit inactive so I think we fall in the "We'd Talk to You But..." one? I hope not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahman Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 That was beautiful, and it brought tears to my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 awesome guys also a big hello to EUT and EQN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Initiative - 0Continuum- 0 World - 0 Jesus - 1 God - 2 mpol- 3 That's how mpol's sig should be, I expect him to fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 That's how mpol's sig should be, I expect him to fix it. The Global Order of Darkness might take issue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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