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The Man At Your Door

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  1. The goat watches the scene unfold with absolute disbelief and wanders off to have his way with a lusty camel.
  2. Epic, just epic.. So full of win the win is overflowing. Damn treaty web is a fecal speckled waste of time, good on FAN for being choosey.
  3. Needs more puppies, otherwise you are coming across as rather dull.
  4. You were more amusing when you were a nub in the ODN way back when.
  5. Treaties suck. Well not the fight club pact, that's epic win, but all the rest of them blow.
  6. In a recent raid against Wolfpack the TPF stepped in and requested we stop our dastardly actions. Orders have been sent out and for the most part the TPF has been working with us to wrap this business up quickly. All in all those of us over here at TBB wish to not so much apologize to Wolfpack, but commend them on not loosing their 'stones' and shrieking like little girls when we hit them. Keep in mind the TPF had extended them protection after they raided them, but rather than threatening us with the TPF they held their own and countered where they could. Well played Wolfpack, one of these days once all the shooting stops, I'd be happy to hoist a beer or three with yall.
  7. Are these cards like greeting cards for the conquering soldiers of the TPF?
  8. How he managed to miss the whole Novision vs. One Vision thingie is beyond me, but hey.. whatevah!
  9. The Fight Club Pact #1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. #2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. #4 - Two guys to a fight. #5 - One fight at a time. #6 - No shirts, no shoes. #7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to. #8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. Signing for the Commonwealth of Soveriegn Nations: Hetman Vladislav Arouet Signing for The Bovine Berserkers The Cow at Your Door
  10. I don't think I did, but it is possible one of my members did. My apologies if you were in anyway offended by this act.
  11. Government: Benevolent Authoritarian leadership under the auspices of, "The Doom of Your Mom". Charter: None needed. Flag: Stinks of effort, we'll go with that epic cartoon cow. Rules of Raiding: 1) No raiding unaligned as that stinks of being a sissy. 2) Be sure to share your raid targets with the herd before going to feed at the trough. No one likes a greedy cow. 3) MOAR Cow Bell...
  12. IC: Every single living member of New Crete commits suicide at the exact sametime. New Crete, the people, the government effectively cease to exist. OOC: Someone you all know pointed out something to me that makes alot of sense. This roleplay is literally over-run with OOC cronies doing little favors for those peole that they support for out of character reasons. The Arabian Campaign, as it was pointed out to me, is mostly about OOC. The Texas issue, again as it was pointed out to me and I agree completely, is all about people liking Otto more than they like Chris oocly. Thank you for your time here, but I won't be back.
  13. New Cretan Troops, equipment, and so forth, pour off the commerical flights chartered to transport them to Texas. Their commander, Ser Hallon, exits the plane first as it pulls up to the boarding ramp and comes face to face with a Custom's official of Texas and he says, "Hello my friend, I think you've been expecting us, if not you'll probably want to contact your government. The 1st New Cretan Volunteer Battalion has arrived." With that said, the 800 men of the New Cretan 1st Volunteer Battalion dismount their chartered flights, with their weapons muzzles pointed down, and begin to form up in the center of San Antonio International Airport. Tucked away in the holds of the planes are the munitions, with tonnes more to follow in other chartered civilian flights, wait to be unloaded.
  14. Upon hearing the threats of the Confederacy of Mexico regarding the torturing of captured soldiers the President of New Crete, Ser Markus Wolff, makes the following announcement: 1) Any citizen of the Confederacy of Mexico discovered in the territorial boundaries of New Crete are hereby ordered to evacuate immediately. They have 12 hours to do this and they will be given no compensation for thier departure. 2) Any citizen of the Confederacy of Mexico found inside New Crete after the expiration of the time limit will be considered a hostile terrorist. 3) These captive terrorists will be treated in the exact same matter in which the Confederacy of Mexico treats captured soldiers of the Dragon Empire. At this time we extend our offer of support to the people of Texas. We offer weapons, food, and men to aid your cause of freedom. We've purchased up the following for immediate dispatch: 1) 5000 AKM rifles with munitions 2) 500 PKM Machine Guns with munitions 3) 100 Drugnov Sniper Rifles 4) Rations for 1000 men to last 30 days. 5) Mines, bouncing bettys. 6) 500 RPG Gernade Launchers These items and the 1st New Cretan Volunteer Battalion is being dispatched by ship to the nearest safe port. We wait your advice on how to best facilitate transport. The people of New Crete can't offer much, but what we can give we shall give. Each and every man in the Volunter Battalion goes on his own accord and isn't in anyway being ordered by our military to do so. They've paid for their own equipment, food, medical supplies, and so forth through their own monies and a very large donation from New Crete Arms Incorperated. We've advised these men that should they be captured or killed they can expect little in the way of proper treatment from those animals in Mexico and they are fully willing to take those risks. I've advised them that it may well be better that they fight to the death rather than be captured due to the Confederacy of Mexico's barbaric position regarding the Dragon Empire.
  15. OOC: No.. I was more referring to the fact that Dr. Kintobar undervalued his equipment by a significant margin. A Ticonderoga Class Cruiser, commisioned in the 1980s cost roughly 1 billion dollars. An F-18 fighter cost around 57 million, and so on and forth. 20 Billion for the terms exacted seem to be a pretty light fee for the amount of damage caused.
  16. OOC: You'll be entering the Red Sea, aka, "The world's biggest shooting Gallery for Naval Ships." He doesn't need any ships to stop you if he can project force via his airforce and missiles. Artillery will do the trick if you come close enough to shore.
  17. Dear Mr. Pope, The Cathedral will be completed in a month or so. We are having trouble finding tiles for the roof, but we've located a good supplier and hope to be finished soon. Ser Markus Wolff.
  18. I'd hope that the Government of Texas offers the Confederacy of Mexico similiar terms when they are drinking beers on a pile of Mexican bodies. What a total insult to the people of Texas. They already have voted on their leaders and the cowards of the former government already voted with their feet when they exceeded the speed of light in the process of fleeing for their lives. TEXAS, Remember the Alamo!
  19. ooc: not even close at those prices. He got off lucky.
  20. Promise City International Airport at XX-XX-XX-XX, land when ready as the airport is still undergoing repairs to most of the hangars. The strip is more than capable of landing a gulfstream.
  21. Please send the appropriate funds to the following account XXXXXXXXXX. We can arrange shipment if needed as we are in the process of outsourcing to a foreign shipper.
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