Keve69 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) Greetings noble and ignoble denizens of Planet Bob... Once upon a time, there was an alliance. This alliance was called the ARES. One day they drank a little bit too much and impregnated themselves... Don't ask how it happened no one knows, (I suspect that it had something to do with Joe_Stupid and Barix9) after a 13 day gestation period UINE was born. UINE grew a little then one day it was hanging around with its (male/female!?) parent ARES and BANG just like that they hooked up.... ***yeah we know thats the fact we are family makes it wrong in everyway... however, you know understand why this treaty is medieval themed, we like to keep things in the family*** after several months of gestation ARES finally gave birth to TCU. Since, then we party consistently and as a result (and to prevent anymore nasty family buisness) we've decided The Valor Accords were in order.... It is one of the greatest honours of my career to stand here tonight and present something as full of win, alcohol abuse and Barix9 as this treaty. I'm here to present the triple trouble MDoAP love that is The Valor Accords. The Ascended Republic of Elite States, the Union of Integrated National Entities as well as the The Conservative Underground have been living in a symbiotic relationship for the better part of a year (alright, we pretty much just leach ARES!) and we thought it was high time to increase our level of cooperation, as well as, give others a chance to partake in it. There can be no greater value in the world than Valor. Valor is a combination of Strength, Loyalty, Courage, Wit, Humility,..... ***walks off to fetch a beer while the autmated machine lists off all these qualities***, Generosity and Perseverance. ARES, UINE and TCU come together today to uphold this sacred value as well as to let the world know that their is no stronger bond then family; we live together, fight together, die together! FOR VALOR! The Valor Accords Preamble: - Today, the Ascended Republic of Elite States (ARES), the Union of Integrated National Entities (UINE) and The Conservative Underground (TCU) come together as one, in an effort to put on paper the bond of family which already exists between them. All of these alliances agree to take up the shield in defence of each other and to sally forth swords raised high in the air at another’s whim. They, agree that honour, courage, strength, wit and loyalty are pieces of a greater whole, pieces of their namesake and mission: Valor. Today, these knights swear to defend and uphold Valor until their dying breath…. Article I: Sovereignty and Conduct - All members of this pact enter in the complete understanding that all signatories are independent political entities and will remain as such. No member shall intervene in another’s internal affairs without prior consent from the aforementioned. Additionally, all signatories also agree to ensure that their members will interact with each other (wherever the interaction takes place) in a manner which befits the friendship embodied in the spirit of this treaty. Article II: Peace - All signatories of this pact agree to remain in a state of peace with each other and to refrain from conducting any hostile acts against each other. All members also agree that any issue to arise between them will be solved diplomatically. Article III: Intelligence - With this pact comes the obligation for all involved to share any and all information of military and or political importance which directly concerns another signatory or its ally. Article IV: Communication - It is understood that all signatories agree to remain in constant communication with each other and to establish dedicated channels of communication. It is also understood that in times of war and peace the signatories will exchange, plan and coordinate operations together; from overall strategy down to individual target sharing. Article V: Mutual Defence - By entering this pact, all members hereby acknowledge and agree to the fact that they will be legally bound to defend one another from any hostile action. If any alliance declares war on one of the signatories of this pact, that signatory may request military support from the others. In the case where this happens, the others are obliged to provide support in a timely fashion. Article VI: Optional Aggression - By signing this treaty the members understand that they may ask each other for military support in the case of an offensive war. While the signatories are not legally bound to offer support in such a situation they are strongly encouraged to do so. Article VII: Aid - Signatories of this pact are encouraged to aid each other financially in both peace time and war time for the betterment of all alliances involved. This aid is understood by all involved to be proportional to the size and strength of alliance as well as any other worthwhile considerations. Article VIII: New Members - Any alliance may request to join the Valor Accords. A vote will be held and in order to be accepted into the bloc they will have to receive support from a majority of the current members. The current members will have a 7 day deliberation period during which they may ask questions to the applicant and decide on his acceptance. Article IX: Expulsion and Termination - Any member of these accords may be forcibly removed by a majority vote of all the current signatories of the accords. Additionally any member who refuses to honour articles II and III of this treaty will no longer be considered a member of this pact. Any member of these accords may choose to leave at any time provided that he informs the other parties at least 72 hours in advance. Article X: Amendments - The signatories of this treaty recognize that in order to survive this treaty must be given the possibility of adapting and changing with the changing of the times. To this end, an amendment to the Valor Accords may be proposed by any signatory. In order to be ratified such an amendment will have to be approved by all signatories. Signed for the Union of Integrated National Entities: Knight: Sir Keve69 Baron of Wit Pages: HRH_King_Raymond TeamColtra Skoshuke Signed for the Ascended Republic of Elite States: Puppet-Master: Joe_Estupido Knight: Sir Barix9 Duke of Courage Pages: Jtkode Caossal Lord Kresden Perandori Cole Davidson Signed for The Conservative Underground: Knight: Sir Commander Cato Lord of Loyalty Pages: PanzerV Unholyprior Luxis Avaram Xeroith Long Live ARES Long Live UINE Long Live TCU LONG LIVE VALOR!!!!! Edited September 18, 2009 by Keve69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I am glad we could form this great friendship with ARES and UINE! o/ ARES o/ UINE o/ TCU o/ Valor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterfod Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Wow. Just wow. Congrats to all involved. o/ ARES o/ TCU o/ UINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 This a fine mess. Booze and self impregnation, what is the world coming to?!? Congratulations guys o/ Valor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamcoltra Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I love self impregnation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones Malone Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Good looking treaty, good looking signatories, good looking Keve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 [16:15] <+Keve69[uINE]> hey Skippy [16:16] <+Keve69[uINE]> go hail this mindlessly [16:16] <+Keve69[uINE]> http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=69287 [16:16] <+Keve69[uINE]> ARES-UINE-TCU MDoAP *mindless post* o/ UINE o/ TCU o/ ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'm going to read this again with my pants off. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Congratulations to 3 great alliances. o/ ARES o/ UINE o/ TCU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Congrats to the three alliances on this o/ TCU o/ ARES o/ UINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Signed for the Ascended Republic of Elite States:Puppet-Master: Joe_Estupido I thought Joe was in RoK now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I thought Joe was in RoK now signed before then Also, for the record, Ghux refused to sign for TCU because the treaty was not called the Ghux Accords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Congrats to our allies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x8BitL0gic Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 o/ Congratulations to our allies! :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 No actually Joe hadnt signed it before he left... its part of some joke ARES has with Aqua wtv... Joe just told me to do that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Flech Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Nailed to first page. Congrats UINE, ARES, TCU! Glad this got announced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Congrats to my friends in ARES and UINE. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 *sigh* Looks like this means yet more people that I have to get to know. My work is never done. Mostly because I never do it, but whatever. Anyway, congrats to you ARES Also, SEND US A DAMN DIPLOMAT ALREADY JESUS CHRIST BARIX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barix9 Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) Hello everyone sorry for the late reply been working myself to death recently. Im really glad to finally finish this, we've been working on this idea for months, mostly because of play hour differances. Keve and Cato continue to make me proud at every turn, and I am glad to see our relationship as protector and protectee go beyond its original ideals. Thank you for your love and support everyone. Now get the hell off my lawn. Edited September 19, 2009 by Barix9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) Love you Barix... and dont work too hard I dont want you dying on me! Edited September 19, 2009 by Keve69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Nice. 3 cool alliances get a pretty cool treaty circle going. o/ARES o/UINE o/TCU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilla Island Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Nothing like a thrresome with family. Hail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Congratulations to some great alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Congrats on this pact and your friendship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Thanks for all the support guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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